Erm, it's not that hard to push 1600 kg. of something that rolls, Kas. I was at the car shop yesterday with my car that weight about that, and this short mechanic pushed it away with one hand with no effort at all while sitting crouched near the front axis. As long as the ball is roundish and the floor is hard and even, one midget could easily move it around.
Seriously, midgetninjas? Why the hell no lionninja then?!?
Let's see....because midget ninja's, while unlikely, are not completely impossible, like lion ninja's maybe?
In recent news:A Ukrainian of Azerbaijani origin lowered himself into the enclosure using a rope. He was quoted as saying God would save him.
One of four lions in the enclosure seized the 45-year-old by the throat, and he died at the scene.
The zoo - which keeps the lions on an "island" protected by concrete blocks - was packed with visitors at the time of the attack on Sunday.
"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," a zoo official told Reuters news agency.
"A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery."
While some take this to be proof of sorts that god doesn't exist, it is my opinion that He just didn't like this guy very much. The moral of the story? He should have brought 40 midgets instead of religious faith. Boo-ya!
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