MOX JET in Livonia Michigan @RIW Hobbies November 20, 10 Proxy!!!!!

[everythingitouchdies]

"Satan himself" is being lent some very expensive cards by the Michigan Chapter of Meandeck.  Therefore, he's playing for us.  We're like the Borg.  We'd assimilate the rest of Michigan and Canada too, but we don't like to assimilate scrubs.

Also, I don't think it's mathematically possible for Brian and I to be matched up in the T8.  Last time I checked, it's not mathematically possible for the 1st place seed to play someone who ends up in 15th place.  Thus, since I will be in 1st, and Brian will be in 15th, we won't get paired up. 

I am a card borrowing fucking whore. I borrowed from so many people and I had so much homosexuality in my deck it was ridiculous.

I am confused, you dont assimilate scrubs but washed up old timers are okay?

I cannot be assimilated, its like adding poison to a water well. If you try, a whole shit ton of people end up dead.

[everythingitouchdies]

JD:

Did you have fun watching Franklin and I tearing up the top eight Avant-Garde syle and winning the Jet?

How was the popcorn buddy!

See you tomorrow at RIW for Type 1.

Cheers

"Tearing up the Top 8" is a beautiful thing. Glad josh won.

See you all next time.

Thanks brian for those force of wills, they will be back next month with a fresh white border.

[PacmanXSA]

JD:

Did you have fun watching Franklin and I tearing up the top eight Avant-Garde syle and winning the Jet?

How was the popcorn buddy!

See you tomorrow at RIW for Type 1.

Cheers

"Tearing up the Top 8" is a beautiful thing. Glad josh won.

See you all next time.

Thanks brian for those force of wills, they will be back next month with a fresh white border.

They better not... They're mine bitch   If my seas are WB when I get em back, I WILL in fact vomit!

Pac

[everythingitouchdies]

Total miscommunication Pac... I picked up a playset of fows from brian that I am going to wb. I will give yours back in their bb glory.

[forests failed you]

This my fellow Vintage friends, is why I love our format so much.

The tournament ended 48 hours ago and we are still talking shit in this, essentially 'dead,' forum.

I love it.

However, I think it is time to move the trash-talking over to the Lotus Forum, because there is really nothing left to say here.

I conceed to my Teamate Onelovemachine in top four and he pwns in the finals.  Vintage-Avant Garde victory, and there is a nice minty Jet in my binder for our troubles.

Better luck next time fellas!  Oppose the Avant-Garde if you dare.

P.S. It was really mean of you guys to pick on Jdizzle just because he scrubbed out befo.re the last round of the swiss.  Very immature of you all to point that out.  Also, I thought it was really rude of you all to nickname Jdizzle 'everythingitouches_turns_to_g ay.'  What is this sixth grade all over again?  jeez.  He is a friend of mine, and that is just cruel of you all.

[Komatteru]

P.S. It was really mean of you guys to pick on Jdizzle just because he scrubbed out befo.re the last round of the swiss.  Very immature of you all to point that out.  Also, I thought it was really rude of you all to nickname Jdizzle 'everythingitouches_turns_to_g ay.'  What is this sixth grade all over again?  jeez.  He is a friend of mine, and that is just cruel of you all.

Then I touched Jon Wilkerson, so his ass is doomed.  Unfortunately, you guys revoked the "touching to gay" clause before I got a chance to get you and onelovemachine, not that you needed my help.

[everythingitouchdies]

As I always said, you gotta wonder about a whole bunch of guys trying to make their decks more pretty to show off to other guys. Foils=GAY AS HELL!!!!