Funny Pictures Thread

[Machinus]

I can't remember when the last one of these was, but I think it's ok to start a new one...

I think "no photoshop" was a rule from last time. No gigantic pictures? Anyway, this is a self-explanatory thread.

Here is the old thread. Apparently the premise was "WTF" instead of funny. Due to the overwhelming lack of funny on TMD recently I am giving the funnay priority, but feel free to post wtf-themed pictures as well.

[Jacob Orlove]

This was an exchange that occurred on the meandeck boards (I'm leaving out the non-image posts):

I had dinner with oscar tan tonight

edit: jp added one!

[jpmeyer]

Should there just be an O RLY thread?

[SpencerForHire]

How many of you are 4channers?  Seriously, sage age.

[Bardo]

What I find most disturbing about this picture, and there are many things to find disturbing, is that "Hey, look at me, I'm playing a carrot pan-flute, and I'm as crazy as a fucking loon" look in their eyes. Nightmare material, really.


666th post - heh.

[Bardo]

[SpencerForHire]

@Bard: Megaman Porn?

@Thread:






And for flavor:

[Luiggi]

Can someone explain the owl photos? I think they're pretty funny without fully understanding their significance, so I imagine they'll become even funnier once I do, .

Luiggi

[Matt]

Can someone explain the owl photos? I think they're pretty funny without fully understanding their significance, so I imagine they'll become even funnier once I do, .

Luiggi

Obviously you don't understand humor!

[Bardo]

Can someone explain the owl photos? I think they're pretty funny without fully understanding their significance, so I imagine they'll become even funnier once I do, .

It's an elaboration of a somethingawful gag that just took off.

This might help. This too.

btw, I don't find them very funny either, but in the context of a conversation (Smmenen having dinner with rakso -- see above), that's very funny.

@Bardo: Megaman Porn?

Something stranger than porn I fear...

[Hi-Val]

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If you don't grasp the humor in O RLY owls, there's no hope of explaining it. The only thing I can offer is that if you look at the owl and think of it saying it, you'll see all that is humor in this world.

Owls are some of the funniest creatures in the world.

[Bardo]

Owls are some of the funniest creatures in the world.

Funnier than this little fellow?



I think not. 

[Jacob Orlove]

Yeah.

[Jacob Orlove]

Oh, and also, who remembers this?

The Owl and the Pussycat

The owl and the pussycat went to sea in a beautiful pea-green boat
They took some honey and plenty of money,
Wrapped up in a five pound note.
The owl looked up to the stars above and sang to a small guitar,
"Oh, lovely pussy, oh pussy my love,
What a beautiful pussy you are, you are, you are,
What a beautiful pussy you are."

Pussy said to the Owl, "You elegant fowl,
How charmingly sweet you sing!
Oh! let us be married too long we have tarried
But what shall we do for a ring?"
They sailed away, for a year and a day,
To the land where the Bong Tree grows,
And there in a wood a piggy-wig stood
With a ring at the end of his nose, his nose, his nose,
A ring at the end of his nose.

Said the owl, "Are you willing to sell, for one shilling, your ring?"
Said the piggy, "I will".
So they took it away and were married next day
By the turkey who lived on the hill.
They dined on quince—and slices of mince,
Served up with a runcible spoon
And hand in hand, by the edge of the sand,
They danced by the light of the moon, the moon, the moon,
They danced by the light of the moon.

[Magi]

How many of you are 4channers?  Seriously, sage age.

THRUST VECTORING PWNS THE GOATSE MAN!!!!!


waha

[jpmeyer]

I have seen one picture ever from 4chan that was SFW.  Also,

[Magi]

Yea I hear ya JP otherwise I would be adding some really random pictures to this thread (don't want to access 4chan for fear of being spotted).

In other news, there is a 4chan movie. Some guy just strung together a bunch of random animated GIF's and set it to a remix of the song "Concept of Love". It's actually quite funky.

[Bram]

OK, you guys convinced me.



By the way, I'm photoshopping one of my own.

[EDIT] My own contribution to this wacky internet meme:

[Jacob Orlove]

Bram: that is insanely awesome.

Edit: new image, courtesy of 49 Cents!

[Luiggi]

Obviously you don't understand humor!

Dude, reading is tech. I said I DO think they're funny, even without understanding the "O RLY" bit, that I'd never come across before.

If you don't grasp the humor in O RLY owls, there's no hope of explaining it.

Once again, reading is tech. .

Having said that, thanks for the links, bardo. They were very helpful.

Luiggi

[Bardo]

"Oh, lovely pussy, oh pussy my love,
What a beautiful pussy you are, you are, you are,
What a beautiful pussy you are."

Very sig-able material. But there is a chance, however remote it might be, that it could be taken out of context.

@ Bram - That PS is awesome.

Also, I thought this was a "no photoshop" thread. How did this devolve so precipitiously into an 'o rly?' thread?

[Bram]

Bram: that is insanely awesome.
(...)
@ Bram - That PS is awesome.

Thanks, guys! For those among you that don't understand it, it's a reference to the Ripley (RPLY) character from the Alien movies.

[Dozer]

I so had to laugh at "O REOS?". Even though we don't peruse Oreo cookies in Germany.

Not related to any owlery, but check out the Ukranian National Team pic from Worlds:



"In Soviet Ukraine, your moustache grins you."


/edit: I couldn't resist the owls. They are a real hoot. O FURBY?

[CHA1N5]

Try these!

[Bram]

Oh boy. That site where you got the 'remove bits shampoo' is a veritable treasure chamber of the funnay.















About half the stuff on there is post-worthy. Funny as hell. Check it out, yall, at www.engrish.com. As is the case with superdickery.com, the captions are really the icing on the cake. Scoot over there, everybody!

[Dr. Sylvan]

Too wide for the thread, but soooo cool. In short: I broke the library.

https://netfiles.uiuc.edu/prstanto/www/488442403aRwsAi_fs.jpg

[Magi]

Too wide for the thread, but soooo cool. In short: I broke the library.

https://netfiles.uiuc.edu/prstanto/www/488442403aRwsAi_fs.jpg

Oh man did that actually happen?

[Dr. Sylvan]

That is a real picture taken just minutes after the shelving unit fell over. (Yes it was partially my fault, but partially equipment malfunction. Those are the automatic shelving units where you open it up to the aisle you need, and the weight was nearly all on one side.) There were about 5000 books on it when it fell.

[Saucemaster]

One of my jobs in college was in the main stacks of the Berkeley library, organizing, reshelving, reordering, etc.  We had similar shelving units--huge blocks of them, and you'd open them up to the section you wanted once you figured out where the desired book was located.  This was to save space, and even though they tunneled out a huge four-story cavern underneath the (very large) glade that surrounds the library, there were still literally many millions of books that had to be stored off-campus.  So I literally worked with millions of books in shelving units like that.

So I have two reactions: 1) I used to have to pick up and reorganize stuff like that, so I can't help but feel some sort of weird combination of OCD and PTSD in looking at that mess.  I think it might give me nightmares.  2) AWESOME.  I always wanted to knock one of those motherfuckers over.

[Jacob Orlove]

Another one from 49 cents: