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« on: January 24, 2006, 05:53:37 pm » |
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So I was walking through the park on campus earlier and overheard the following: ...Actually, beastiality has have been around for a long time... Wtf? I don't know what's stranger about this sentence: prefacing the comment with "actually" or someone having done the research to discount some claim [that I didn't hear]. Can you think of any wildly out-of-context comments that made you shudder? |
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« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2006, 06:04:13 pm » |
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« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2006, 12:48:45 am » |
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There's a Facebook group here called "Overheard at Miami" and it paints a pretty good description of our campus. Here's some gems: 2 girls decked out in sorority clothing and bags, flipping pages in their books
girl #1 - "omg, so i figured out that going to class makes studying soooo much easier. i totally don't have to do it as much."
girl #2 - "omg, i know. i like, never have to open the book." Professor (starting a discussion): What happened between the 1920's and 1960's that would keep the first women's movement from continuing?
Girl: Well, I was going to say the Civil War, but that happened after... Girl into cell: ...So I hate all my middle school photos cuz I didn't discover tanning till 9th grade. ."Where are you? Oh, at the rec!? And you are talking to me!?!? Omigod...you are so LA! I wish I could talk on my cell and work out, then people at the rec would think I was important." |
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« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2006, 01:03:25 am » |
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I heard only the last part of the comment but it was G - R - 8. ...but don't brag, there are some women who earn 2000 dollars for 45 minutes of work. |
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« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2006, 01:46:03 am » |
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What the loudest you've ever listened to Frank Sinatra?" |
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« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2006, 09:13:25 am » |
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This was actually a quote from a girl living in the same students home as me after somebody told her she was a stupid blond. "I AM NOT BLOND." |
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« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2006, 01:05:27 pm » |
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(I overheard a class roleplaying the French Revolution) ...and that is why I, Marquis de Lafayette, want to be known as Captain Kirk... |
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« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2006, 03:08:42 pm » |
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(I overheard a class roleplaying the French Revolution)
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« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2006, 03:52:18 pm » |
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« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2006, 07:25:21 pm » |
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(I overheard a class roleplaying the French Revolution)
I'll explain the class. It is to roleplay the characters of the French Revolution and either Partition of India or end of Apartheid in South Africa to witness how democracy can be formed in different ways and why there is no one best way for everyone. Everybody gets a role to play. I am a Cardinal in France in my class. My chief objectives are to get the National Assembly to repeal the Civil Constitution of the Clergy and the Decree on Church Lands. My enemies are the Jacobins and the Parisian crowd. My allies are the King and the nobles. I am trying to get Lafayette (and his National Guard) and the Feullant on my side. Weird shit can happen. My roommates class ended with the Revolution being put down because Louis and the Bishop requested the aid of the Pope and Leopold II of Austria for troops. Monarchy restored with by foreign armies. Now back to the funny stuff: (4th week of class) What time is class? Is that today or tomorrow? |
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« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2006, 04:50:09 pm » |
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I'll explain the class. It is to roleplay the characters of the French Revolution and either Partition of India or end of Apartheid in South Africa to witness how democracy can be formed in different ways and why there is no one best way for everyone. Everybody gets a role to play.
I am a Cardinal in France in my class. My chief objectives are to get the National Assembly to repeal the Civil Constitution of the Clergy and the Decree on Church Lands. My enemies are the Jacobins and the Parisian crowd. My allies are the King and the nobles. I am trying to get Lafayette (and his National Guard) and the Feullant on my side.
Weird shit can happen. My roommates class ended with the Revolution being put down because Louis and the Bishop requested the aid of the Pope and Leopold II of Austria for troops. Monarchy restored with by foreign armies. What class is this? Historical LARPing 101? |
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« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2006, 07:35:38 pm » |
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I know--what you're thinking is exactly what I thought too.
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« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2006, 11:02:12 pm » |
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In 6th grade in the gifted student history class that I was in, we had to do a couple of these sort of LARP-ish things. Our choices were the French Revolution, Napoleon, the battle of Thermoplyae, or Oliver Cromwell. I did the last two.
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« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2006, 06:19:54 am » |
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History starts about 10 years ago. |
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« Reply #14 on: February 13, 2006, 10:06:02 pm » |
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History starts about 10 years ago. Wow. And I thought it'd ended in 1990  |
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« Reply #15 on: February 14, 2006, 02:28:51 am » |
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History starts about 10 years ago. Wow. And I thought it'd ended in 1990 HAH, I wonder how many people will get that reference. |
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« Reply #16 on: February 14, 2006, 03:17:53 pm » |
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Quote from: Sylvester on Yesterday at 11:06:02 PM Quote from: Bram on February 12, 2006, 07:19:54 AM History starts about 10 years ago . Wow. And I thought it'd ended in 1990 HAH, I wonder how many people will get that reference. I always thought it was like 13 years ago. Well to me it was anyways. On a serious not, practically the moment i push on post these words will be part of history. Not important well known history, but history nonetheless. |
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« Reply #17 on: February 15, 2006, 06:23:00 pm » |
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I was walking around frozen downtown Ann Arbor today, sharing an Ice Cream with a female friend, when we overheard a pretty random exchange:
Girl #1 "so did you let him cum inside you?"
Girl #2 "I wish he had. It got all over the bedspread."
Girl #1 "Its cheaper to just go on the pill than to take the bedspread to the cleaners."
Girl #2 " I just flipped it over and it looks fine."
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« Reply #18 on: February 15, 2006, 11:08:08 pm » |
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Overheard on the way to the bus stop at 5:05 pm: ...And he didn't even teach us how to ride a camel... I might have mis-overheard that one. |
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« Reply #19 on: February 15, 2006, 11:22:17 pm » |
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I didn't hear anything but I think this qualifies. I was at Target and the guy ahead of me in the check out had these items:
condoms
wine
chocolate syrup
whipped cream
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and that's it
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« Reply #20 on: February 15, 2006, 11:56:16 pm » |
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And he's buying it all at Target, how classy.
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« Reply #21 on: February 16, 2006, 12:31:28 am » |
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One of my female friends bought condoms, KY and a cucumber from the supermarket (for effect)... Apparently the checkout staff found it rather amusing.
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« Reply #22 on: February 16, 2006, 01:03:53 am » |
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Not sure if that beats a friend of mine buying condoms and KY while we were clearly waiting for him to pay for the stuff...
[EDIT: all guys, obv.]
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« Reply #23 on: February 16, 2006, 09:44:52 am » |
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A friend of mine actually really enjoys to play the Condoms, KY, _________ game. You actually just go to an all night Wal-Mart or Meijer's store and buy a pack of Condoms, KY, and one more object that makes the combo hilarious to get a rise out of the cashier.
Some of the funniest one's I've heard of, and or seen him pull off are.
Condoms, KY jelly, Barney Video Cassette.
Condoms, KY Jelly, My sized Barbie.
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Condoms, KY Jelly, and a live Hampster. (The female cashier actually refused to sell him the hampster but wouldn't say why...)
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« Reply #24 on: February 16, 2006, 12:13:21 pm » |
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I just bet the previous posts are funnier when one knows what KY is.
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« Reply #25 on: February 16, 2006, 12:15:18 pm » |
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It's a brand of "personal lubricant" From wikipedia: K-Y Jelly is now more widely used as a sexual lubricant. It does not react with latex condoms or silicone-based sex toys. In addition, it can also be used for lubrication purposes when taking body temperature by rectum. |
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« Reply #26 on: February 17, 2006, 04:28:54 pm » |
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« Reply #27 on: February 17, 2006, 04:32:31 pm » |
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On the way to a west springfield tourney Stringbean, Mrs. Outlaw and myself stopped at a Dunkin Donuts. An elderly fellow was talking to his wife with a conversation that went like this.
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« Reply #28 on: February 21, 2006, 09:54:28 pm » |
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Its fun to learn, because knowledge is power!
G I JOE!! Also.. Condoms, KY, a Block of Cheese. I win. |
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« Reply #29 on: February 21, 2006, 10:07:29 pm » |
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haha, I think the GI Joe one was "And knowing is half the battle..."
I'm not sure where the Knowledge is power thing is from; Its quirky and I like to say it though.
I want to say School House Rock!
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