So you want to learn to play Magic?

[Pizzatog]

This article is probably the best magic the gathering article I've read in a long time. I'd appreciate if a moderator moved this to Vintage forum... or the the humor forum, wherever you see fit  :lol:

http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/johncheese/wongmagic.html

[vartemis]

Isn't this how everyone learned?  Ante is for pussies.

j

[Mr. Nightmare]

I still have nightmares about the Czekoslovokian National Anthem and Peeps.

[oldbsturgeon]

I still have nightmares about the Czekoslovokian National Anthem and Peeps.

dude its a republic now...newb

anyway that was hilarious, great read

[Pizzatog]

He probably started playing when it was still Czekoslovakia.

I still have scars on the back of my hand.

[EnialisLiadon]

When I first started playing, you could freeze someone to death with a Wall of Ice.

However, if you responded with a Spellblast, it redirected it to the caster, and you won instead.