so many broken pies!

Only one other soul got the correct answer: Sweet Potato pie.

Here is why:

The following is the list of pies
- Pumpkin
- Apple
- Pecan
- Sweet Potato
- A Cream Pie (chocolate, coconut, banana, etc.)
- Another Fruit Pie (cherry, peach, blueberry, etc.)

Firstly, non-american pies (or "terrorist" pies) must be eliminated. They don't like freedom, and are always potting ways to attack us. Mostly with face and gastronomic related injuries.

The list of terrorist pies (part of the al'Pieda network) comprises of:
- Pumpkin - This particular squash can be found in India, Africa, Europe, and North America. As such, it has turned coat, and become a traitor to the democratic republic known as the United States of America. This is America, folks. We don't need no stinkin' foreign pies gumming up the works.

- Cream Pies - Along the same lines. These pies are always attacking face. They just don't quit. The only reason that these pies are still made is because people support terrorists. How do they support terrorists? By buying these pies. It's a viscious cycle.

- Apple Pie - This crafty spy-pie has been lurking in American homes for years gathering secrets and delivering sensitive information about our National Security to the al'Pieda network. In addition, I've even heard it said that these pies frequently consort with pretzles and beer. A deadly combination that even almost ended the life of one of our greatest presidents: George W. Bush

The non-terrorist pies are all that remain, but by simple deductive reasoning we can determine the best pie:

- Generic Fruit Pie - Sorry, Generic Fruit Pie, but you're pretty much any and every fruit, including tomato pie, aka Pizza. While we enjoy your amazing goodness as pizza, blueberry, and even plum, we recognize that pizza doesn't belong at the thanksgiving table. And if ONE generic fruit pie doesn't belong, none of them belong.

- Pecan Pie - This is an acceptable substitute if you cannot find the #1 best Thanksgiving Day pie, Sweet Potato. It's American, it's strong, and packs a mighty fine taste. MMMM...American Pie goodness. Unfortunately, the Pecan Hickory Tree is what scores this pie slightly below the Sweet Potato pie. We all know that trees need to be pretty in order to catapult their fruits to #1. Unfortunately, for anyone who's ever seen a Pecan Tree, it might as well be called the Ugly Tree. Am I rite? Good try Pecan Pie. You're a great pie. Just not quite up to snuff.

Finally, the winner emerges.
Sweet Potato pie. Wholesome, American, able to grow in a wide range of climates and sporting pretty flowers. Some, ignorant folks, have labelled you as a yam, but this is simply not true. You are a morning glory. Tasty, beautiful, American. Like my Junior Prom date, you satisfy everyone in the room, when I'm not looking. Your delicious, creamy complexion is an inviting beckon to every red blooded American: Have a piece.

In conclusion, don't support terrorists, Sweet Potato pie is #1, and my junior prom date has VD.

-Aaron

PS: We all know that any/all is a communist option. Communism has no place in the land of the tolerant, and so is an unforgivable choice.