I sent this both to
editor@starcitygames.com and to
scouseboy@gmail.com (It's entirely possible that it will still get published on SCG as I sent it about a week ago to the scouseboy address, however being posted on the SCG website is more for the Pro crowd, and I'd like the more faithful Legacy crowd to get it in hand as well for the most and have it be of use sooner, as it's more so for them), and haven't heard from them so I'm unsure what's happening.
Warning: This article is a bit long and fairly in detail. If you don't like reading, turn back.
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"Dead Last (Monetarily) at the Legacy MeanDeck Lecacy Open I"
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Legacy’s an amazing format. I was pretty happy to hear Team MeanDeck of Vintage fame announce a Legacy Tournament on December 17th. I’d been planning on m moving across the country. I have the option to catch a plane to Rochester where I’m headed for $175, or to Columbus Ohio for $125. Bus tickets from Columbus to Rochester were $83. So, why not have a little less stress involved in moving and play some cards so I have something to look forward to.
Quick aside: We don’t yet have machines that “think” on the level as humans because understanding thought processes is apparently a tough thing to do.
I look for someone to put me up for the night while I’m in Columbus and fail. $90 Hotel room? Awesome. I do however get Lyle H of MeanDeck to offer to pick me up and take me to the tournament and to the bus station afterwards. Lyle’s chill. We listen to Credence Clearwater Revival on the way there, talk about Vintage, and how big of a nerd and scrub I am for stopping along the way to play a card game. I also get to hear a story about how Paul Mastriano (another MeanDeck member and the creator of the insanely fun Type 4 Casual Format) is notorious for getting lost on the way to events. We show up at the shop. Looks like a nice place. I get to meet Mike Bomholt (creator of Iggy Pop) and very very briefly talk with Doug Linn (that many message board posters may know as Hi-Val).
I’m playing a variation on Chris Pikula’s Black and White disruption list from GP: Philadelphia better known as either BW Confidant or Deadguy Ale:
4 Dark Confidant
4 Nantuko Shade
4 Hypnotic Specter
4 Dark Ritual
3 Swords to Plowshares
1 Darkblast
4 Sinkhole
4 Vindicate
4 Duress
4 Hymn to Tourach
1 Gerrard’s Verdict
2 Lotus Petal
1 Cursed Scroll
4 Scrubland
4 Wasteland
3 Polluted Delta
1 Windswept Heath
1 Bloodstained Mire
6 Swamp
1 Plains
Sideboard:
4 Null Rod
4 Engineered Plague
4 Withered Wretch
1 Jotun Grunt
1 Swords to Plowshares
1 Darkblast
Some quick notes on card selection. Lotus Petal for the most part was great when I goldfished some hands, letting me do dumb things like first turn double Hymn to Tourach or drop Dark Confidant on turn 1 without Dark Ritual. In tournament itself, it didn’t really show up on turn 1 in as big a way as I would have liked. I’m fairly confident that 1 or 2 is the correct number over some basic lands as it allows you to jump ahead in the match quicker, at the cost of cutting off late game options. For the most part if you’re attacking with Nantuko Shade for more than 1 turn you’re pretty happy, the chances that a Lotus Petal not being a land costs you a game seem extremely small in comparison to the chances that it will win you a game because you got to play your spells earlier. Darkblast is amazing against any deck featuring aggressive creatures of the Goblin, Elf, Wizard, Cat and Hound varieties. The basic Plains was decent, not spectacular, but I didn’t feel it hindered my need for double black at any crucial times. Aside from those I feel the only questionable cards are in the Sideboard. Seeing as how the tournament was sponsored by MeanDeck, I decided that a handful of Vintage enthusiasts would decide to play bringing combination decks. Seeing as how the bulk of combination decks in Vintage and Legacy rely on Artifacts to either produce their mana or kill the opponent, I metagamed with Null Rod in the sideboard. Additionally Null Rod is an excellent tool against Affinity decks, and quite frankly as an Aggro-Control Deck, I can use the help against faster aggressive strategies in the form of gigantic tempo swings when my opponent’s lands don’t even tap for mana and their Arcbound Ravagers are incapable of getting bigger.
Steve Menendian yells at everyone to quiet down and the Tournament Organizer announces $200 for first, $120 for second, $60 for third, and $20 for fourth. Pairings go up, there are 35 people in attendance.
Round 1 against Jerry with 2 Land Belcher at table 17.
My opponent wins the role. He looks at his hand and says, “I’ll try.”
Tip #1: Simply announce “Keep” or “Mulligan” as a beginning player. “I’ll try,” tells your opponent “I’m playing a combo deck that’s missing on of the combination pieces but I think I can put it together fast enough to kill you.”
I subsequently mulligan to 6 under the assumption that my hand isn’t fast enough against a combo deck. My suspicions are confirmed after he plays some artifact mana sources, and when I Duress on my turn. It turns out he keeps a rather forgiving hand, as he can’t find his Goblin Charbelcher while I Vindicate his non-land mana sources and Wasteland both his Taiga and Bayou. I eventually find a Dark Confidant and a Nantuko Shade, which kills him faster then he can re-build his mana for his 4-mana artifact.
I board in Null Rod for Sinkholes seeing as how he’s running only 2 lands.
The second game involves him emptying all but 1 card in his hand on turn 1, and my turn 1 involving both Hymn to Tourach for his last card and Nantuko Shade. Normally I’d be ecstatic for getting Lotus Petal + Dark Ritual into the double 2 casting cost spell first turn. The fact that Hymn hit only 1 card though was a downer. I attack with Shade; I find Hypnotic Specter and attack some more. He plays Goblin Welder, I play Null Rod.
Tip #2: Try not to think that your hate card just wins on the spot.
He welds Null Rod for my Lotus Petal, finds Belcher and kills.
The third game he mulligans to six. I play Dark Ritual for Duress and Nantuko Shade. Duress revealed Tinder Wall, Lotus Petal, Pyroclasm (obviously sideboarded in), Cabal Ritual, Chromatic Star, and Land Grant. I take the Land Grant to keep his mana down and to keep him from playing Pyroclasm earlier. My second turn is Dark Confidant, who on my third turn reveals Null Rod. Jerry concedes shortly thereafter.
Games: 2-1
Matches: 1-0
Round 2 against Darren with UW/r Aggro Control at table 12.
I believe my opening play here is Dark Ritual into Hypnotic Specter that he Swords to Plowshares. He lays down some basic lands that make blue and white mana. Around my fourth turn, I Duress him after he’s played Umezawa’s Jitte. I see Serra Avenger, two Serendib Efreets, a Pyroclasm and Swords to Plowshares. I take the removal piece that he currently has the colored mana to play and put Hypnotic Specter into play hoping he doesn’t topdeck red mana. He does. And plays Serendib Efreet.
Tip #3: If you have your choice between playing a blocker and playing a removal spell for the creature that’s in play, play the removal spell.
I’m positive the deck he’s playing is being called Eon Red Apocalypse, and people are claiming it has good match-ups against Goblins, Threshold and High Tide – Reset decks. That’s all well and good. But none of that really matters when your opponent has 2 Vindicates and a Wasteland in hand and you choose to play your blocker instead of your removal spell. I proceed to Wasteland his Volcanic Island that he topdecked, Vindicate his Efreet that he had been hoping to equip with Jitte and swing with Hypnotic Specter taking his other Efreet. He plays his Serra Avenger, I play another Vindicate. The game is essentially over at this point. To be fair, Darren couldn’t have known that I had the answers to his line of play in my hand. However, something that’s been reinforced in my play is that when you have the choice between a removal spell and a blocker, the removal spell is almost always the right play for tempo reasons. In this scenario, it’s amplified because of the card advantage that I was able to achieve through Hypnotic Specter. Maximizing your mana each turn is not always the correct play.
I sideboard in the one Swords to Plowshares for the one Darkblast.
In game 2 he goes to six cards in hand, Force of Wills my first threat, and puts down Meddling Mage on Vindicate, I deal with the Mage at some point and play another Duress revealing Brainstorm, Force of Will, and Serendib Efreet. I choose Brainstorm, and then play Nantuko Shade forcing him into playing Force of Will removing his threat and getting me card advantage and virtual removal for his threat. I could have taken Force of Will with Duress and resolved Shade in an attempt to race, I feel this play was wrong because he then is left with Brainstorm to find an answer to my Shade in the form of Mother of Runes (that I believe I saw game 1 as a last ditch blocker to a lethal Nantuko Shade), Swords to Plowshares, Jitte, Pyroclasm, or a string of blockers while his Serendib Efreet races. I find another Nantuko Shade, and a Hypnotic Specter shortly thereafter to wrap things up.
During this match, I’m seated next to Spencer who is Darren’s friend. He’s also playing BW Confidant, and begins talking about how he hopes that we aren’t paired next round because the mirror isn’t fun and largely reliant upon who gets the more relevant cards. Great. I haven’t tested the mirror. I can only hope that what he just said is true if we should meet instead of misinformation.
Tip #4: If you’re playing an established deck, don’t assume that just because you know the list you know what’s relevant in a mirror match. Test it.
Tip #5: Giving your opponents information about how your match with them plays out probably isn’t a good idea. Unless it’s misinformation. In which case you want to be careful as it could backfire if they’re able to deduce what it is you’re really after.
Games: 4-1
Matches: 2-0
Round 3 against Bob with UW Landstill (featuring Jotun Grunt) at table 1.
We each keep our seven cards. I Duress him seeing Jotun Grunt, Mana Vortex, Brainstorm, Mishra’s Factory, Force of Will, and Swords to Plowshares. Swords to Plowshares is obviously the correct pick. I play creatures. If he wants to drop card advantage to Force of Will a threat or disruption spell, I’m willing to live with that. He Forces my next threat, and resolves 3 Brainstorms over a couple of turns (which I would think should put you way in front in a match) and a Crucible of Worlds as well eventually. I hate playing against Crucible of Worlds when I pack Wasteland and Sinkhole, it’s one of the reasons I have Withered Wretch in the sideboard. In any event I resolve a Nantuko Shade finally and get the chance to swing into 2 Mishra’s Factories while I’m sitting on 2 Swords to Plowshares. He activates one. I announce Swords to Plowshares before moving to declare blockers step, he activates the other, I play the second Swords. I mark him down at 15 life, up 5 from a 3/3 Mishra’s Factory and a 2/2 summoning sickness Mishra’s factory. When I look up from my score pad, he’s got both of the Factories in his graveyard. I reach over and move them out of the graveyard to go with his removed from game Mana Vortex that he used to play Force of Will with and tell him that Swords removes creatures from the game. He says he’d like to announce a take-back and Force of Will one of the Swords to Plowshares. I tell him that I can’t allow that, and Nantuko Shade goes all the way.
Tip #6: If you’re a casual player, slow down. Read cards more thoroughly. Take-backs are ok for casual play, but at tournaments most people aren’t generous enough to let you make them since they don’t have to.
If you find yourself continually making mistakes in which you had another play available that you see nearly immediately afterward, try playing where you don’t take back any plays at all. In one of Mike Flores’ articles that can be found in Decade, he states that take-backs should be encouraged in the early testing period in team settings when developing a deck (largely for reasons of card recognition and proxies playing a role in errors, to ensure that the consensus feeling on the deck you’re building is in line with how good it will actually be when it’s fully developed). While I’m unsure as to whether or not he still holds this opinion, I don’t agree with it (for the purpose of increasing and maintaining one’s skill). Tournament Magic doesn’t give you the luxury of taking anything back. The negative reinforcement of being punished for your mistake should help you to more quickly recognize the mistake and not make it again.
I sideboard in three Withered Wretches for the one Darkblast, the one Gerrard’s Verdict and I believe 1 Dark Ritual.
In game 2, I have a disruption heavy hand. Regardless, Bob still makes Nevinyrral’s Disk on turn 4. I figure I may as well force him to pop the Disk and put Dark Confidant into play. A funny thing happens here. He decides not activate Disk. Dark Confidant ends up putting 6 additional cards into my hand, costing me 7 life in the process and attacking for 10 of Bob’s life before I’m forced to play another creature from my hand or be forced to discard. Later on, well after the match I asked Bob why he didn’t activate the Disk sooner and he said he wanted to maximize the Disk and then start clearing the board with the 2 Wrath of Gods that were in his hand. He eventually activated the Disk when the Confidant and the second creature I played swung.
Tip #7: This game is interactive. You can only ever really ignore what your opponent’s deck does if you have a combination deck that makes whatever they do irrelevant. For those of you that know what you’re doing this is trivial. For those of you that don’t, the short of it is he spent 1 card to get rid of 2 cards of mine, but in the meantime I got 6 more cards making it +5 card advantage in my favor as well as +3 life advantage in my favor (10 points of damage attacking with Confidant to 7 points lost to Confidant flips).
After Disk blows up I have a full hand and play out some threats, keep him off double White, and Swords to Plowsharse some Jotun Grunts.
Games: 6-1
Matches: 3-0
Round 4 against Nathan with Goblins/g at table 1.
I mulligan to 5. Nathan plays Mountain, Mogg Fanatic, go. Help? I Swords to Plowshares a Goblin Piledriver but by the time I have my second land (which is the only land in play thanks to Wasteland) he’s attacking with Fanatic, Goblin Warchief and Goblin Matron, and the next turn the Goblin Piledriver that the Matron got will join Nathan’s team. For reference my first hand had 1 Swamp, 2 Wastelands and 4 spells with double colored in the cost. My second hand had 2 Wastelands and no other lands.
I side out 4 Duress, 4 Sinkhole, 1 Gerrard’s Verdict and 2 Hymn to Tourachs for 4 Engineered Plagues, 1 Swords to Plowshares, 1 Darkblast, 1 Jotun Grunt, and 4 Withered Wretches.
I keep a hand with Swords, double Plagues and Dark Confidant and 3 lands if I’m not mistaken. He plays a first turn Lackey. I endstep crack a Polluted Delta for Scrubland and Swords Lackey. I play the second turn Dark Confidant, so far so good. I play Engineered Plague on turn 3, curving out nicely. I play the second Plague while Confidant marches into the red zone and draws me cards to put me further ahead. Nathan cracks a fetchland for Taiga. He drops Fanatic and has the implied “Resolves?” look on his face. I tell him it resolves, and inform him that Mogg Fanatic dies to stated based effects immediately before he can sacrifice it. He slaps his forehead, clearly ahead of himself, as he was happy to draw Tranquil Domain to deal with both of the Plagues.
Tip #8: If you’re an experienced player, slow down. If you feel your heart/blood/mind/ideas/whatever racing, wait for them to settle down before making your play. I remember making the same mistake three times at GP: Philadelphia and it costing me a game I had clearly won in one case and possibly could have won in the other two circumstances. Had Nathan not made this mistake, it may have not matter, I was in quite a lead. But the point remains, small advantages pile up, and the more advantages you create for yourself with tight play and rules knowledge the more likely you can role that advantage up into a game win.
After destroying the Plagues, he plays a different Goblin and cycles Gempalm Incinerator to kill my Dark Confidant. The turn before I had revealed a second Confidant to the first one. Had the Fanatic came down after the Plagues were gone, Nathan may have been in a better position to race. I find Nantuko Shade and drop the third Engineered Plague to shrink the fresh Ringleader he just played. On his turn, he plays Goblin Piledriver.
Things get exceedingly intense for a second or two when he attempts to cycle Gempalm Incinerator targeting Shade. I have my basic Plains in play, and a Swamp untapped, before the Incinerator trigger resolves, I Swords to Plowshares his Goblin Piledriver. I then pump the Nantuko Shade to help it survive the 1 point of damage its about to take. He draws his card, uses Aether Vial to put Matron into play, which dies immediately, and then finds the next Gempalm Incinerator to finish off my Shade. I draw Darkblast to kill his Ringleader. I play out 1 more Dark Confidant to go with the one that’s been in play for quite some time. The second to last turn I dredge Darkblast in my draw step and play out a bunch of creature to provide lethal. He doesn’t have any blockers to play, and at 5 life I endstep Darkblast on my own Confidant to avoid killing myself in my upkeep.
Game 3. Phew. Time to try and win the high-pressure game. The winner will be sitting at 4-0 with the right to draw into the Top 8. Coming into the tournament I was afraid my Goblin match would go: Lose game one to ridiculously fast hands, win game 2 on the back of 1 or 2 sideboard cards and the luxury of being on the play, and lose game 3 because I’m no longer on the play. So what really happens? Nathan mulligans to 6. He plays a first turn Fanatic. I use some fetchlands to find basics and keep my mana base stable and take some hits. I Wasteland his Taiga on turn 4 go to my second main phase and then play Engineered Plague. He plays Goblin Ringleader and reveals Goblin Matron, Piledriver, and Goblin Lackey. I take some hits from his now 1/1 Goblin Ringleader before removing it. I play Withered Wretch and Jotun Grunt shortly afterwards and smash him down to 14, 8, 2 and game. Jotun Grunt is a great card. I would definitely run at least 1 more over 1 Wretch the next time around, though I very much like Wretch’s ability to respond to spells on the stack and gets better in the late game as he can eat entire graveyards. In particular though, Jotun Grunt and Darkblast in conjunction is absolutely brutal against certain decks by killing their blockers allowing you to swing for four, and keep the Grunt around 2 or 3 turns longer because of Dredge.
Games: 8-2
Matches: 4-0
Match 5 with Mark Trogdon playing straight Burn.
I’ve been paired down. Shoot. I’m a little worried I could lose this match (as it’s very much not in my favor) and get knocked out of the Top 8. I offer the ID anyways. He refuses. As it turns out there aren’t enough players for me to not make Top 8 after starting 4-0, so I’ll keep this short.
Game one, he keeps a one land hand, having not seen what I was playing, I Sinkhole it and proceed to have Hypnotic Specter number 1 and 2 go to work on his hand while he’s on no mana. For those of you interested in playing BW Confidant, this is essentially the only way you can win against burn (by denying them their lands and getting lucky with the discard and a fast clock).
Game 2, the first threat I see is when I’m at 3 life. Game 3, he mulligans to 5. I play Dark Confidant on turn 2 in the hopes that he will burn it instead of playing greedily. If he does play greedily, I hope that Confidant reveals an average draw of cards instead of 3 casting costs, and that I draw some Sinkholes for his lands to put him out of commission. Alternatively, I hope to see a second black source (I played Confidant off Scrubland and Wasteland), and a Nantuko Shade to both race and to go with my Swords to Plowshares in hand to undo the spells he plays. Game 3 is a total disaster. I take 11 damage from my own Confidants (yes I played a second one).
Tip #9: If your opponent can do a lot of damage to you, Dark Confidant’s value goes down. I definitely made a mistake playing the second one (I got greedy), and may have made a mistake in playing the first one, or in not siding them out entirely.
Although this match wasn’t important to getting into the Top 8, it was definitely important as far as placement goes. Had I won, I would have been first seed, and in the opposite bracket, as well as knocking out a bad match-up from the Top 8.
Games: 9-4
Matches: 4-1
Round 6 with Angel, playing Goblins. The top 8 seeds each have 12 or more points, while 9th place has 9. If you draw you’re in (unless you’re daring and want to knock someone out, which the number 1 and 2 seeds could have done if they wanted to try, it wouldn’t have been beneficial for either of them though).
Games: 9-4
Matches: 4-1-1
Top 8: Rematch against Nathan with Goblins/g. Game 1 I get double Hymn to Tourachs off pretty early and things are looking good while Dark Confidant reveals a Vindicate which I use to destroy an Aether Vial since he’s mana light and then proceed to swing with Confidant. He rebuilds, playing out Matron, Gempalm Incinerating my Dark Confidant and playing Goblin Ringleader which provides more card advantage then I can handle as I’ve only gotten him down to 13 or so by the time he reveals 4 cards and gets to keep the Goblins.
In the second game I get a first turn Hypnotic Specter. I ride him to Victory. Well, and a third turn Engineered Plague that was in my opening hand.
The last game of this match I think involves me having 2 Engineered Plagues in my opening hand and Nathan getting a slow hand. I play out Withered Wretch and attack holding back the second Engineered Plague as I didn’t draw a Wasteland this game yet and Nathan is sitting on an uncracked fetchland. My creature destruction spells in conjunction with the Plague allow Wretch and a Hypnotic Specter to get in for all 20 points.
In this match Nathan is swearing up a storm, and rightfully so. I’m fairly sure every game with Sideboards I had Engineered Plague in both of our matches.
Games: 11-5
Matches: 5-1-1
Top 4 with Spencer playing BW Confidant.
Spencer seems to know what he’s doing. He does, however, have 2 maindeck Engineered Plagues to my Swords to Plowshares, and I have Lotus Petals which I think over a large number of games should give my build the ever so slightest of edges assuming proper play. Having dumb Double Dark Ritual opening hands without actually needing 2 Dark Rituals in that hand should make me more explosive, and having Swords to Plowshares should give me a slight edge in answering his non Cursed Scrolls threats. Spencer earlier in the day had mentioned that getting an un-answered Cursed Scroll was extremely good in this match.
In the first game, I open up with Dark Ritual, Cursed Scroll, and Nantuko Shade. Nantuko Shade races in for 8 damage over the next 2 turns, but I’m unable to find answers for his Nantuko Shade after he Vindicates mine.
Let’s go back to Tip #4 shall we?
Tip #4: If you’re playing an established deck, don’t assume that just because you know the list you know what’s relevant in a mirror match. Test it.
Due to the fact that I didn’t test this match, and the fact that my list runs 1 less Cursed Scroll, I missed a play in which I could have endstepped Scrolled his Nantuko Shade, untapped and killed it because he only had 3 swamps untapped. Due to the fact that I didn’t have enough time in with the deck in the mirror, my pattern recognition to see the play wasn’t there, I simply scrolled him and hoped for another blocker, Vindicate, or Swords to Plowshares to deal with the Shade.
I attempt to become clever. I sideboard out Dark Confidants and side in Engineered Plague figuring I’ll have an unexpected edge in the card advantage war. Turns out Spencer sided out his Confidants because from his testing, Confidant’s cost in life is too
Costly.
Game 2. I mulligan to 5 or 6. I didn’t write it down (or the fact that this was “Match 8”). I double Ritual into Shade and Engineered Plague. I attempt to name Confidant with Plague. This is highly uncharacteristic of me (as is not writing down the number of mulligans and match number). I’m usually very good about naming correct creature types with it. In any event, my only land gets blown up, and Spencer informs me that he sided out Confidants. There’s very quickly nothing I can do.
Tip #10: Bring more than a 1-liter of your favorite caffeine beverage and Ritz Crackers to a tournament. I’ve decided that exhaustion played a role (no matter how small or large, as it’s somewhat tough to gauge these things after the fact) in my loss to Spencer.
Tip #11: Don’t get too clever. If you find yourself thinking, “This (sideboard) strategy seems risky, oooh but it’s so clever!” slow down and re-think at least once more.
I end up in 4th place, which is the last place for money payouts.
Games: 11-7
Matches: 5-2-1
Plane ticket: -$125
Hotel: -$90
Tournament Entry: -$15
4th Place Finish: +$20
Bus Ticket: -$83
Having Fun while Moving: -$293.
Some final thoughts on the tournament itself. Considering the number of errors I believe to have perceived both from my opponents and myself, I can’t imagine any Pro players attending GP: Columbus in May not doing amazing. I took fourth, and as stated at from the on-set I’m apparently a scrub. Let’s assume the GP gets 20 times the number of players, pushing us to 700 in attendance instead of 35. If my overall placement is also a simple function of multiplication, that would put me in 80th place, “just barely” missing Day 2. Clearly, most Pro-players capable of getting the cards to play in the event should be able to do better than I can the event. Three byes at Pro-Player’s Level 3 sounds appealing. Appearance fees at Pro-Player’s Level 5 should make things a no-brainer. Granted I happen to have a pretty good pulse on the format and have put in some time reading various message boards to stay up to speed, but the amount of time put in to do well by a Pro is miniscule compared to the amount of work opposing players would have to put in to up their game to the level of most Pros. Considering most of you reading this aren’t Pro, let me say that if you or your metagame is comparable to the First MeanDeck Legacy Open, you need to sharpen your play up a bit if you want to prove that Legacy is a format worth Wizards of the Coasts time to support.
After the tournament itself, a bunch of people go to a burger place called Thurmann’s. On the way there, Paul Mastriano passes the exit we’re getting off at trucking full speed ahead in the left lane. Lyle begins swearing and tells me he knew this would happen. Considering his stories from earlier that morning, I believe him. Lyle offers to try and find Paul and help get him back. We waste a good hour trying to find our way around Columbus’s express-way system. We listen to Pink Floyd. This one song is absolutely great. Lyle says that the song itself is better than sex. I’m inclined to believe him.
Props:
Engineered Plague for showing up.
Null Rod for being a good card, had I made the finals, it would have come in to shut down Mike Bomholt’s Lion’s Eye Diamonds and Lotus Petals.
Lyle H for being chill.
Paul Mastriano for creating possibly the most amazing Casual format that lets everyone play their favorite, fattest Timmy cards.
Bardo for editing the holy hell out of this report. - Bardo, 
Slops:
Not testing enough.
Exhaustion.
TMD poster Caboose for not following through on his offer to put me up and avoid the $90 Hotel room.
Paul Mastriano for sucking at getting places on his own.
