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« Reply #30 on: April 10, 2007, 04:23:31 pm » |
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Does this mean I win the prize?
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« Reply #31 on: April 10, 2007, 04:58:37 pm » |
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I guess the word filter wins the prize...
Which is a shame really, because the prize happens to be to try out your winning contribution with the girlfriend of a TMD personality of your choice.
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<j_orlove> I am semi-religious
<BR4M> I like that. which half of god do you believe in?
<j_orlove> the half that tells me how to live my life
<j_orlove> but not the half that tells me how others should live theirs
R.I.P. Rudy van Soest a.k.a. MoreFling
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« Reply #32 on: April 11, 2007, 12:00:42 am » |
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"I case Magic Missile!" "Ooh... That must have been a critical strike,
because I felt some knockback!"
"Open up... Here comes the choo-choo train!"
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« Reply #33 on: April 13, 2007, 02:52:21 am » |
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"ALL IN!"
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<j_orlove> I am semi-religious
<BR4M> I like that. which half of god do you believe in?
<j_orlove> the half that tells me how to live my life
<j_orlove> but not the half that tells me how others should live theirs
R.I.P. Rudy van Soest a.k.a. MoreFling
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« Reply #34 on: April 13, 2007, 08:54:29 am » |
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I think the worst thing possible during sex isn't even saying anything, it's definately pulling the maneuver known as the "Sigfried and Roy." For those who don't know what that is, here you are:
Start by dimming the lights, and bending your girl over something facing a window. You get in there from behind. After a few minutes, you let her know you're pulling out for a second, and you quickly swap places with your buddy who has been hiding in the dark corner. You walk outside and wave to her as she's getting fucked by some dude.
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« Reply #35 on: April 13, 2007, 09:00:07 pm » |
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Somehow, when you said Siegfried and Roy, I imagined....I dunno...something different, anyway. Even so: you win the prize for best.breakup.move.evar.
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<j_orlove> I am semi-religious
<BR4M> I like that. which half of god do you believe in?
<j_orlove> the half that tells me how to live my life
<j_orlove> but not the half that tells me how others should live theirs
R.I.P. Rudy van Soest a.k.a. MoreFling
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« Reply #36 on: April 16, 2007, 01:35:02 pm » |
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As a purely academic exercise, I wonder if that's even legal, vis-a-vis, consent?
Anyway, unless she was really wasted, etc., I think she'd be able to tell. Imagine if the situation were reversed.
Your deep and into it; she says "One minute" and heads into the bathroom and one of her friends comes out of the bathroom into a darkened room and picks up where your girl left off. I don't think I'm particularly perceptive, but I'd defititely have a "what the fuck just happened" sort of moment, you know?
For the sake of the discussion, let's just assume she was on top. That simplifies things, logistically.
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« Reply #37 on: April 16, 2007, 01:50:03 pm » |
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Oh man.
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<j_orlove> I am semi-religious
<BR4M> I like that. which half of god do you believe in?
<j_orlove> the half that tells me how to live my life
<j_orlove> but not the half that tells me how others should live theirs
R.I.P. Rudy van Soest a.k.a. MoreFling
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« Reply #38 on: April 16, 2007, 04:22:09 pm » |
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Anyway, unless she was really wasted, etc., I think she'd be able to tell. Imagine if the situation were reversed.
Your deep and into it; she says "One minute" and heads into the bathroom and one of her friends comes out of the bathroom into a darkened room and picks up where your girl left off. I don't think I'm particularly perceptive, but I'd defititely have a "what the fuck just happened" sort of moment, you know?
For the sake of the discussion, let's just assume she was on top. That simplifies things, logistically. I think it makes more sense if, as the OP said, you are taking her from behind. The idea is that you pull out real quick and let the other guy tag in. I've heard this before, but never had verified evidence. Sorta like the bucking bronco (Get on top of her, tell her her sister is a better lay and try to hang on for dear life.) |
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« Reply #39 on: April 16, 2007, 04:51:31 pm » |
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Without getting too detailed for the faint-of-heart, I find it difficult to imagine that your girl isn't going to notice that some other guy's dick is in her. Even rear-entry, especially in the dark, it's not like there are runway lights. And if you go poking around back there, she's bound to ask what's going on, at which point, the jig is up, no?
Edit - Upon further consideration, I think this definitely falls into the realm of "urban legend," unless your girlfriend has severe sensory disabilities. Any which way this would play out is pretty much disgusting and borders on rape, if it isn't outright.
Not to piss on your parade or anything. I just enjoy twisted thought puzzles.
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« Reply #40 on: April 17, 2007, 07:06:12 am » |
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I think the story is better if your girlfriend is retarded.
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« Reply #41 on: May 08, 2007, 11:16:37 am » |
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"Awwww... good doggie"
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« Reply #42 on: May 08, 2007, 11:21:56 am » |
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The actual worst thing to say during sex: "I think you turned me gay." or "Okay, I'm done. I'll see you later then?"
The comical worsts:
There's always "PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU" at orgasm
"Did I just earn my pink wings?"
"Is it supposed to smell that bad?"
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"I just sacrificed my Protean Hulk and put a bunch of little dudes into play."
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« Reply #43 on: May 08, 2007, 12:19:32 pm » |
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*sings the chorus to mmmbop*
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« Reply #44 on: May 20, 2007, 06:41:54 pm » |
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GOT THERE!!!
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« Reply #45 on: June 09, 2007, 07:00:39 pm » |
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As a purely academic exercise, I wonder if that's even legal, vis-a-vis, consent?
Anyway, unless she was really wasted, etc., I think she'd be able to tell. Imagine if the situation were reversed.
Your deep and into it; she says "One minute" and heads into the bathroom and one of her friends comes out of the bathroom into a darkened room and picks up where your girl left off. I don't think I'm particularly perceptive, but I'd defititely have a "what the fuck just happened" sort of moment, you know?
For the sake of the discussion, let's just assume she was on top. That simplifies things, logistically.
Once again... Is this friggin 4chan? Anywho, yea it's just a silly idea I really doubt someone really thought that it could work. On Topic: "Do you think if I did <this> to the TMD staff they'd make me a mod?" How's that for a night ruiner? |
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« Reply #46 on: December 12, 2009, 11:18:42 pm » |
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"Here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus lane"
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« Reply #47 on: December 13, 2009, 04:48:34 am » |
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"Here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus lane"
Ho ho ho. |
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« Reply #48 on: December 14, 2009, 05:30:33 pm » |
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Thread necromancy record? ....and on topic: Venn diagram of bad things to say during sex. |
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<j_orlove> I am semi-religious
<BR4M> I like that. which half of god do you believe in?
<j_orlove> the half that tells me how to live my life
<j_orlove> but not the half that tells me how others should live theirs
R.I.P. Rudy van Soest a.k.a. MoreFling
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« Reply #49 on: December 14, 2009, 05:41:31 pm » |
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I think we had a 4-year necro once. |
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« Reply #50 on: December 15, 2009, 10:50:22 pm » |
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Thread necromancy record?
How about member necromancy? Does this mean Bram is back? |
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« Reply #51 on: December 16, 2009, 04:35:09 am » |
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@Godder, So that's a a double warning ??  (thread necromancy, necromancy of a member) I sure hope Bram is going to make his return would be fun to not be the only Dutchie posting a lot on here... *feels lonely*... getting back on topic I'll just hit you guys with 5 that came up in my mind: "I just peed." "I'm really a man / women" (depending on what sex etc) "Should there be a lump here?!?" "Thanks to you I am now ready to come out of the closet. I'm gay. Thank you for everything." *Walk away* "You know, as long as I can't hear you say no, you mean yes" |
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« Reply #52 on: December 16, 2009, 12:00:59 pm » |
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"Call me Edward"
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« Reply #53 on: December 16, 2009, 01:48:17 pm » |
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"Call me Edward"
Actually some women might be pretty into that. |
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« Reply #54 on: December 16, 2009, 08:57:44 pm » |
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Add in another warning for Dutch-jacking the thread, which means he should be banned for 3 warnings...
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« Reply #55 on: December 17, 2009, 10:32:52 am » |
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How about member necromancy? Does this mean Bram is back? I was never actually gone. My keyboard broke and I coudn't post. |
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<j_orlove> I am semi-religious
<BR4M> I like that. which half of god do you believe in?
<j_orlove> the half that tells me how to live my life
<j_orlove> but not the half that tells me how others should live theirs
R.I.P. Rudy van Soest a.k.a. MoreFling
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« Reply #56 on: December 17, 2009, 11:55:16 am » |
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"Call me Edward"
Actually some women might be pretty into that. "Call me Edward James Olmos" |
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