MWS/Appr Horror Stories

[Daenyth]

If he's causing too much trouble, he can be removed. For now, the ignore list is an underused feature (if he's registered, otherwise just don't allow unreg users to join your games)

[Cody.TopDeckInsurrection]

Player_5 puts Mishra's Factory into play from hand.
 The Cody Lover: ok
Player_5 taps Library of Alexandria.
Player_5 taps Mishra's Factory.
Player_5 points from his Mishra's Factory to The Cody Lover.
 The Cody Lover: dude you just played factry you cant attack
Player_5 has left the game.

[Diakonov]

<<Jus>> well its common sense u'd blow the trini with zealot
<<Jus>> WHY did u point at it then?
<Meddling Mage> you had ample other targets, plus it wasn't readily apparent I was using the mana to activate zealot w/o that
<<Jus>> yes it was
<<Jus>> u'r playing an aggro deck
<<Jus>> trini is the #1 prob, hence its the OBVIOUS target
<<Jus>> PLUS, if u tap TWO mana and sac the zealor
<<Jus>> OBVIOUSLY u'r using its ability
<<Jus>> so WHY did u STILL need to point?
<<Jus>> since its 'common sense'?
<Meddling Mage> Well, I had already attacked, It was presumed I was in my second main phase as such
<<Jus>> so?
<Meddling Mage> so what if I was using the mana to play a river boa or something?
<Meddling Mage> doing that indicated I was using the zealot and which target I chose
<<Jus>> with 2 mana?
<<Jus>> how?
<<Jus>> tell me
<Meddling Mage> ok, river boa costs 1G no?
<<Jus>> not when theres a trinisphere idiot
<<Jus>> COMMON SENSE

bahahaha

[Cody.TopDeckInsurrection]

not sure where else to post this,so here it is

http://s1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee410/Colby_Stiglic/?action=view&current=Picture3.png

I think they call that cruel and unusual punishment

[honestabe]

[20:41]  J_sears: whats ur problem
    u play 1 game
    and leave
[20:41]  honestabe: I played 3 games
    it was a full match
    then I left
[20:41]  J_sears: douche
[20:41] J_sears has left the server.

[Thecheese]

not sure where else to post this,so here it is

http://s1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee410/Colby_Stiglic/?action=view&current=Picture3.png

I think they call that cruel and unusual punishment

The "too bad oath is for retards" made me chuckle. This coming from a guy who brought a knife to a nuke fight

[TurnOneTSphere]

So i was testing a new brew on Cockatrice and it has been going pretty well, until I play against this guy, Squee84.
I blew out his shops deck and had the win on turn 3 and he didnt seem to like that.  I copied and pasted the chat box so you can see what a chode this guy was. Its a shame that someone is this community can be this way.
I highlighted his two missed triggers in red and then the incident in blue.


It is now Squee84's turn.

It is now the untap step.
Squee84 untaps his permanents.
Squee84 untaps his permanents.
It is now the upkeep step.
Squee84 removes 1 green counter(s) from Tangle Wire (now 3).
Squee84 taps Tangle Wire.
Squee84 taps Smokestack.
Squee84 taps Ancient Tomb.
Squee84 untaps Ancient Tomb.
Squee84 taps Mox Ruby.
Squee84 rolls a 2 with a 2-sided die.
It is now the draw step.
Squee84 draws 1 card(s).
icecreamsammiches points from Squee84's Mana Vault to Squee84.
Squee84 places 1 green counter(s) on Smokestack (now 1).
Squee84 sets counter life to 9 (-1).
Squee84 puts Mishra's Workshop into play from hand.
Squee84 moves Mishra's Workshop from table to hand.
Squee84 puts Rishadan Port into play from hand.
Squee84 taps Mana Crypt.
Squee84 puts Thorn of Amethyst into play from hand.
 icecreamsammiches: ok
It is now the ending phase.

It is now icecreamsammiches's turn.

It is now the untap step.
icecreamsammiches untaps his permanents.
icecreamsammiches untaps his permanents.
It is now the upkeep step.
icecreamsammiches taps Mox Sapphire.
icecreamsammiches taps Tropical Island.
icecreamsammiches taps Island.
It is now the draw step.
icecreamsammiches draws 1 card(s).
It is now the first main phase.
It is now the beginning of combat step.
Squee84 points from his Smokestack to icecreamsammiches.
 Squee84: u lose
icecreamsammiches puts Island from table into graveyard.
 Squee84: missed the trigger b4 u drew
    g2?
 icecreamsammiches: i doesnt mean i lose.
 Squee84: yes thats a game loss
 icecreamsammiches: i missed the trigger and  no i fixed it
 Squee84: u drew 1st
    gg
    nice cheats
 icecreamsammiches: where on the card does it say i lose if i miss the trigger
 Squee84: um a judge would give u a game loss
 icecreamsammiches: please tell me
 Squee84: bye cheater
 icecreamsammiches: okay?
Squee84 has left the game.