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« Reply #390 on: March 18, 2010, 06:34:35 pm » |
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Some pain in the ass last night asked me to scan my cards and show him the pictures because he didn't believe I owned them... playing legacy..., and he said he'd only play with people who were using cards they own. I then told him I played a lot of vintage, so I owned most of the duals, fetches, etc, to which he replied "Yeah, and I own the Brooklyn Bridge" He then decided I was cheating because I had maindeck REBs when I was playing painter.
I'm done with MWS, it's too full of complete morons
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« Reply #391 on: March 18, 2010, 06:35:39 pm » |
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Some pain in the ass last night asked me to scan my cards and show him the pictures because he didn't believe I owned them... playing legacy..., and he said he'd only play with people who were using cards they own. I then told him I played a lot of vintage, so I owned most of the duals, fetches, etc, to which he replied "Yeah, and I own the Brooklyn Bridge" He then decided I was cheating because I had maindeck REBs when I was playing painter.
I'm done with MWS, it's too full of complete morons
What if you were arguing with a 13 year old? Would that still make you mad?  Sure as hell would. If there's a 13 year old that big of an idiot, he shouldn't be allowed to use a computer
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« Reply #392 on: March 18, 2010, 09:31:11 pm » |
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Some pain in the ass last night asked me to scan my cards and show him the pictures because he didn't believe I owned them... playing legacy..., and he said he'd only play with people who were using cards they own. I then told him I played a lot of vintage, so I owned most of the duals, fetches, etc, to which he replied "Yeah, and I own the Brooklyn Bridge" He then decided I was cheating because I had maindeck REBs when I was playing painter.
I'm done with MWS, it's too full of complete morons
What if you were arguing with a 13 year old? Would that still make you mad?  Sure as hell would. Ifthere's a 13 year old that big of an idiot, he shouldn't be allowed to use a computer If?
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« Reply #393 on: April 13, 2010, 04:14:17 pm » |
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<New Game: waiting for opponent> Meddling Mage shuffles library <Meddling Mage> I am ready. Meddling Mage draws 0 cards torrent shuffles library <torrent> I am ready. torrent draws 0 cards <-------- New Game Started --------> Meddling Mage's Security Code: 4CDE03B5 [Type 1] torrent's Security Code: 779AACE5 [Type 1.5] It is now turn 1 (torrent) It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step torrent shuffles library <torrent> hi <Meddling Mage> Vintage? <torrent> <--- stephen mennendian torrent shuffles library <Meddling Mage> oh, hi steve torrent rolled a 4, using a 20 sided die torrent shuffles library Meddling Mage rolled a 4, using a 20 sided die torrent rolled a 11, using a 20 sided die torrent shuffles library Meddling Mage rolled a 14, using a 20 sided die torrent draws 7 cards <Meddling Mage> play Meddling Mage draws 7 cards <torrent> kp It is now turn 2 (Meddling Mage) It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step It is now the Precombat Main Phase <torrent> go Meddling Mage takes a mulligan Meddling Mage takes a mulligan <torrent> if you don't play fast i'm going to ban you from TMD <torrent> go Apparently Steve can't spell his own last name....
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« Reply #394 on: April 14, 2010, 08:58:29 am » |
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<torrent> if you don't play fast i'm going to ban you from TMD <torrent> go Apparently Steve can't spell his own last name.... He also apparently became an admin when no one was looking....
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« Reply #395 on: April 14, 2010, 02:30:31 pm » |
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<torrent> if you don't play fast i'm going to ban you from TMD <torrent> go Apparently Steve can't spell his own last name.... He also apparently became an admin when no one was looking.... Man, is there anything that guy can't do? Aside from abolishing the reserve list, that is.
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« Reply #396 on: April 16, 2010, 12:08:37 pm » |
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A_Outcast@TMD plays Kiln Fiend from Hand <A_Outcast@TMD> Ok? <Askaal> Ok It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step A_Outcast@TMD taps Magus of the Moon A_Outcast@TMD taps Magus of the Moon Askaal's life total is now 10 (-2) <A_Outcast@TMD> End my turn It is now turn 26 (Askaal) It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step Askaal draws a card <Askaal> lol <Askaal> bye <Askaal> make a real deck <A_Outcast@TMD> erm <System> Player Lost Obviously red burn with splashes to white for side and splashes to black for confidant are terrible decks, even though they win. he knew i was holding double pyro from a extirpate earlier.
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« Reply #397 on: April 16, 2010, 01:12:48 pm » |
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Terrible decks win less frequently, but even "type 2" will occasionally beat our best decks.
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« Reply #398 on: April 21, 2010, 08:22:20 pm » |
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<Soly> Hi <Scumbag> Hey Mike. It's Sephiroth.
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« Reply #399 on: April 22, 2010, 06:45:11 pm » |
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<Soly> Hi <Scumbag> Hey Mike. It's Sephiroth.
Just a warning. I thought you said you quit MWS 
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« Reply #400 on: April 22, 2010, 06:52:19 pm » |
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<Soly> Hi <Scumbag> Hey Mike. It's Sephiroth.
Just a warning. He's playing as slimeball now
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You just can't make this shit up... OGKUSH :u spEAK ENGLISH? Mr. Fantastic: sure OGKUSH :CAN U NOT READ OGKUSH  OGKUSH :ORIGINAL OGKUSH :NO NET DECKS Mr. Fantastic: yeah OGKUSH :ITS BASIC Mr. Fantastic: lol OGKUSH :GET LOST FAGOT Mr. Fantastic: this is not a net deck [at this point I actually show my library to my opponent so he can see for himself] OGKUSH :is looking opponent's Library... OGKUSH :GET LSOT FAGOT OGKUSH :ITS SAME SHIT OGKUSH :AND IS A NET DECK Mr. Fantastic: what? Mr. Fantastic: its mono green OGKUSH :GET LOST OGKUSH :DUDE Mr. Fantastic: completely original Mr. Fantastic: your deck is more net deck than mine Mr. Fantastic shuffles library OGKUSH :stops looking opponent's Library... OGKUSH :NAME ANOTHER CARD IN IT Mr. Fantastic: show your library OGKUSH :SEE HO WMANY MORE U CAN COME UP WITH OGKUSH :FIRST Mr. Fantastic: wtf? Mr. Fantastic: Drop of Honey, Realms Uncharted, Cloudthresher Mr. Fantastic: plays Drop of Honey from Hand Mr. Fantastic: puts Drop of Honey to Hand from Play OGKUSH :untaps his/her permanents It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step OGKUSH :draws a card It is now the Precombat Main Phase OGKUSH :taps Swamp OGKUSH :taps Swamp OGKUSH :taps Swamp Mr. Fantastic: who plays that in net decks? OGKUSH :plays Phyrexian Arena from Hand OGKUSH :End. Mr. Fantastic: tombstalker's dead OGKUSH :NET DECK IS NOT NECESSARILUY TIER Mr. Fantastic: Tabernacle System Player Lost
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« Reply #402 on: May 05, 2010, 01:09:49 pm » |
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Too funny to not post. The match was fine, he was playing Goblins vs my Dredge list.
<Lucio> Thinking <Lucio> fuck you and all american , I hope u lose work + house, noobie retarded that screw up world economy <Lucio> I OWN you + yr mum! 4 sure <Lucio> I OWN you + yr mum! 4 sure <System> Player Lost
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« Reply #403 on: May 08, 2010, 08:00:39 am » |
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lol that is awesome.
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« Reply #404 on: May 08, 2010, 01:07:11 pm » |
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I thought you said you quit MWS  I had a request from a friend to help him test, so I loaded it again. It's still god-awful full of idiots though. @Honestable: HA. I thought you were flaming me, then I realized you meant Sephiroth. My bad.
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« Reply #405 on: May 14, 2010, 07:29:49 pm » |
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<tnodz> kp <Magic Espana> try to more education <tnodz> ??? <Magic Espana> The is to hi the oponent xp
wtf? I hate when people quit if you don't say "hi". I'm here to play magic, not chat with some random ass person. Anyone else get annoyed by this?
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« Reply #406 on: May 18, 2010, 02:55:13 pm » |
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This made me giggle.
<-------- New Game Started --------> Gonger's Security Code: 9F3F418F [???] TracerBullet's Security Code: 476C07DF [Type 1.5] It is now turn 1 (TracerBullet) <TracerBullet> Sup TracerBullet rolled a 18, using a 20 sided die <Gonger> hi <Gonger> sup? Gonger rolled a 14, using a 20 sided die Gonger shuffles library <TracerBullet> ip Gonger draws 7 cards <TracerBullet> GL It is now the Precombat Main Phase TracerBullet draws 7 cards TracerBullet takes a mulligan <Gonger> kp <TracerBullet> kp TracerBullet plays Island from Hand TracerBullet taps Island TracerBullet plays AEther Vial from Hand <Gonger> Ok <TracerBullet> End my turn <Gonger> tribal? It is now turn 2 (Gonger) It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step Gonger draws a card Gonger plays Misty Rainforest from Hand <TracerBullet> Ok <Gonger> End my turn It is now turn 3 (TracerBullet) <Gonger> tribal? It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step TracerBullet draws a card It is now the Precombat Main Phase <TracerBullet> ? <TracerBullet> End my turn <Gonger> tribal deck??? It is now turn 4 (Gonger) Gonger plays Misty Rainforest from Hand <TracerBullet> It's a Magic deck <Gonger> lol <Gonger> of course <Gonger> i ask if its a tribal deck?! <Gonger> End my turn It is now turn 5 (TracerBullet) It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step TracerBullet untaps his/her permanents It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step AEther Vial now has 2 (+1) counters. It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step TracerBullet draws a card It is now the Precombat Main Phase <Gonger> yes? <Gonger> or no? <Gonger> hmm <TracerBullet> I don't understand the question; how can it be a Tribal deck if it's a Magic deck? <TracerBullet> End my turn <Gonger> lol <Gonger> tribal is a kind af a magic deck...
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« Reply #407 on: May 18, 2010, 03:31:38 pm » |
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This made me giggle. That was pretty damn funny. You sir, are an ass. I salute you.
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I suppose it's mostly the thought that this format is just one big Mistake; and not even a very sophisticated one at that.
Much like humanity itself.
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« Reply #408 on: May 18, 2010, 03:59:41 pm » |
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lol, nothing like countertrolling
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« Reply #409 on: May 18, 2010, 04:57:48 pm » |
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This made me giggle. That was pretty damn funny. You sir, are an ass. I salute you. I really appreciated the very tactful and precise countertrolling. You must have strung him along for a solid 10-15 minutes there. I countertrolled Sephiroth once. He actually became frustrated and quit. It was epic.
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« Reply #410 on: May 21, 2010, 05:03:18 pm » |
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(Inspired by BDM, I'm trying out a silly Kiln Fiend/Wee Dragonauts/Distortion Strike deck. By habit, I put my lands at the top in the MWS window)
<FL Studio> please dont play backwards It is now turn 3 (FL Studio) It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step FL Studio untaps his/her permanents It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step FL Studio draws a card It is now the Precombat Main Phase <Nazdakka> ? <FL Studio> land goes behind the creatures FL Studio plays Auntie's Hovel from Hand FL Studio taps Auntie's Hovel <Nazdakka> I play this way, thanks. It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step <FL Studio> please play the right way <FL Studio> its annoying otherwise FL Studio taps Prickly Boggart FL Studio taps Prickly Boggart <Nazdakka> There is no right way. I like playing this way. Nazdakka's life total is now 19 (-1) <FL Studio> there is a right way <FL Studio> and you aren't playing accordingly <FL Studio> you need to review the game format, if that is what you believe <Nazdakka> Does this really matter? <FL Studio> please put your land where land goes <Nazdakka> I like it this way. Sorry if you don't like it. <FL Studio> i'm sorry you like it that way <Nazdakka> Do you want to play or not? <FL Studio> follow the rules <Nazdakka> Show me this rule. <FL Studio> last time im going to say it <FL Studio> please play <FL Studio> the correct way <Nazdakka> It's your turn. <FL Studio> im waiting <FL Studio> you are now disqualified <FL Studio> ignorant puke <System> Player Lost
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« Reply #411 on: May 21, 2010, 05:15:06 pm » |
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Wow, "disqualified." That's pretty harsh.
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« Reply #412 on: May 21, 2010, 05:19:20 pm » |
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When I started playing Magic back in '94 I played with my lands out front (near opponent) and creatures, and other stuff behind the land (close to me) because that made sense to me at the time.
I only started playing lands close and creatures far when it was pointed out that people could read my creatures better if they were closer, and they could probably guess what my island or mountain did.
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« Reply #413 on: May 21, 2010, 09:43:48 pm » |
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lol. I've never seen anyone call someone else a "puke" hilarious
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« Reply #414 on: May 23, 2010, 03:09:00 am » |
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I remember playing with my lands infront of me at a ptq and my opp. called a judge on me to make me move my lands. The judge didnt make me, he told him i can play however it made me feel comfortable
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« Reply #415 on: May 23, 2010, 07:03:11 pm » |
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tnodz plays Tendils of Agony from Hand <tnodz> 20 <tnodz> GG <Federico> no <Federico> 17 <tnodz> ??? Impossible <Federico> noob son of a bitch <System> Player Lost
He was playing some Boros Agro and had me at 1 life until I repealed a lotus 3 times and stormed him out. He wasn't happy
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« Reply #416 on: May 23, 2010, 07:04:24 pm » |
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I played against eFame. He claimed his deck beat "stax in all it's forms" but then I raped him in game 3 with Chalice @ 0 and 1 on turn 1, tangle wire (missing a land drop) on turn 2, and golem on turn 3. All he had to do was have force of will, but then this happened
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« Reply #417 on: May 24, 2010, 03:55:07 pm » |
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I just had a guy argue with me for a good 5 minutes that he could pithing needle oath of druids, to stop the activation.
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« Reply #418 on: May 24, 2010, 04:06:55 pm » |
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I just had a guy argue with me for a good 5 minutes that he could pithing needle oath of druids, to stop the activation.
Silly, he CAN Pithing Needle Oath of Druids, and it WILL stop it from activating! 
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« Reply #419 on: May 24, 2010, 05:02:02 pm » |
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I just had a guy argue with me for a good 5 minutes that he could pithing needle oath of druids, to stop the activation.
Silly, he CAN Pithing Needle Oath of Druids, and it WILL stop it from activating!  I love that activated ability... but triggers! Triggers are so much better!
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