Official TMD "Players to avoid on MWS" list

[M.Solymossy]

I'd rather just play chalice to see if it gets countered, then run out sphere.  If chalice gets countered, you drop the other.  If not, you follow up with chalice@1 next turn.

[Phele]

So after losing the second match with my UR Painter against some stupid second turn Ancestral, Lotus, Walk and Will action, I had to listen to these sentences during the third match all time long.

... (after me playing a Remora):

<Yawgmoth> so does your deck beat anything besides blue?

... after getting my Painter countered:

<Yawgmoth> oh, no rebs in hand?

... (after playing two Night Whispers in my Remora):

<Yawgmoth> its like im playing a hate deck

... (after me playing a Strip Mine):

<Yawgmoth> LOL
<Yawgmoth> play a real deck
<System> Player lost

Sorry for not playing some of the typical netdecks. But if my deck is so weak, beat it, instead of just annoying and leaving, when you don't have some überbroken hand.

[Sextiger]

Sextiger plays Mox Pearl from Hand
<Sextiger> Ok?
<FireFLY> ok
Sextiger plays Black Lotus from Hand
<Sextiger> Ok?
<FireFLY> ok
Sextiger sacrifices Black Lotus
Sextiger taps Mox Pearl
Sextiger plays Jace, the Mind Sculptor from Hand
<Sextiger> Ok?
<FireFLY> ok
<Sextiger> brainstorm
<Sextiger> brainstorm
<FireFLY> this is why this format is fucking gay
<FireFLY> took you 0 skill
<FireFLY> just draw 7 cards
<FireFLY> it's like playing poker
<Sextiger> lol


FireFLY taps Mox Ruby
FireFLY plays Sol Ring from Hand
<FireFLY> Ok?
<Sextiger> Thinking
Sextiger taps Underground Sea
Sextiger plays Spell Pierce from Hand
FireFLY puts Sol Ring to Graveyard from Play
FireFLY plays Tolarian Academy from Hand
Sextiger puts Spell Pierce to Graveyard from Play
FireFLY taps Underground Sea
FireFLY taps Tolarian Academy
FireFLY plays Dark Confidant from Hand
<FireFLY> End my turn
<Sextiger> Ok
<FireFLY> that play
<FireFLY> btw
<FireFLY> seemed extremely loose
<Sextiger> loose?
<FireFLY> yes
<Sextiger> ha ok
<FireFLY> no reason to spell pierce sol ring
<FireFLY> you're not a mana denial deck
<Sextiger> maybe I am,


Sextiger taps Underground Sea
Sextiger plays Darkblast from Hand
FireFLY puts Dark Confidant to Graveyard from Play
<FireFLY> unreal
<Sextiger> yep
<FireFLY> making infy misplays
<FireFLY> but still drawing like a champ
FireFLY untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
FireFLY draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<FireFLY> ugh
<FireFLY> n*ggers
<System> Player Lost

[Juggernaut GO]

firefly sounds like a ball licker.

[vassago]

I laughed at this...

[Sextiger]

I hear countering Sol Ring is bad when you have Tolarian in hand. 

[Juggernaut GO]

New and exciting, had a guy scoop to turn 1 confidant today.

[MagicMan]

Dont play with this retard DrumDylan

apparently he couldnt understand that EMT means End My Turn and EOT means EOT lol and he said I am the noooob!

0:00:15 [DrumDylan ITA] <DrumDylan ITA> kp
0:00:16 [DrumDylan ITA] DrumDylan ITA plays Spellbook from Hand
0:00:17 [DrumDylan ITA] DrumDylan ITA plays Ornithopter from Hand
0:00:19 [DrumDylan ITA] DrumDylan ITA plays Seat of the Synod from Hand
0:00:20 [DrumDylan ITA] DrumDylan ITA taps Seat of the Synod
0:00:21 [DrumDylan ITA] DrumDylan ITA plays Skullclamp from Hand
0:00:22 [MagicMan] <MagicMan> kp
0:00:22 [DrumDylan ITA] DrumDylan ITA plays Frogmite from Hand
0:00:24 [DrumDylan ITA] <DrumDylan ITA> End my turn
0:00:30 [MagicMan] MagicMan untaps his/her permanents
0:00:31 [MagicMan] MagicMan draws a card
0:00:34 [MagicMan] MagicMan plays Volcanic Island from Hand
0:00:37 [MagicMan] MagicMan plays Mox Ruby from Hand
0:00:41 [MagicMan] <MagicMan> Thinking
0:00:49 [MagicMan] <MagicMan> EMT
0:01:06 [DrumDylan ITA] <DrumDylan ITA> well?
0:01:07 [MagicMan] <MagicMan> EMT
0:01:11 [DrumDylan ITA] It is now turn 2 (DrumDylan ITA)
0:01:11 [DrumDylan ITA] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:01:15 [DrumDylan ITA] DrumDylan ITA untaps his/her permanents
0:01:15 [DrumDylan ITA] DrumDylan ITA draws a card
0:01:15 [DrumDylan ITA] DrumDylan ITA plays Spellbook from Hand
0:01:15 [DrumDylan ITA] DrumDylan ITA plays Darksteel Citadel from Hand
0:01:18 [DrumDylan ITA] <DrumDylan ITA> End my turn
0:01:22 [MagicMan] <MagicMan> EOT
0:01:23 [MagicMan] MagicMan taps Volcanic Island
0:01:24 [MagicMan] MagicMan plays Mystical Tutor from Hand
0:01:26 [MagicMan] <MagicMan> Ok?
0:01:39 [MagicMan] MagicMan puts Mystical Tutor to Graveyard from Play
0:01:41 [MagicMan] MagicMan is looking its Library...
0:01:44 [DrumDylan ITA] <DrumDylan ITA> EMT
0:01:44 [DrumDylan ITA] <DrumDylan ITA> ETM
0:01:44 [DrumDylan ITA] <DrumDylan ITA> ETMET
0:01:44 [DrumDylan ITA] <DrumDylan ITA> ETMET
0:01:44 [DrumDylan ITA] <DrumDylan ITA> EMTE
0:01:44 [DrumDylan ITA] <DrumDylan ITA> MTE
0:01:44 [DrumDylan ITA] <DrumDylan ITA> TMET
0:01:44 [DrumDylan ITA] <DrumDylan ITA> EMT
0:01:45 [DrumDylan ITA] <DrumDylan ITA> 5
0:01:45 [DrumDylan ITA] <DrumDylan ITA> 4
0:01:45 [DrumDylan ITA] <DrumDylan ITA> 3
0:01:45 [DrumDylan ITA] <DrumDylan ITA> 2
0:01:45 [DrumDylan ITA] <DrumDylan ITA> 1
0:01:46 [DrumDylan ITA] <DrumDylan ITA> NOOOOOOOOB
0:01:46 [<System>] <System> Player Lost

[LotusHead]

I wouldn't have guessed that EMT was End My Turn had you not told me.  EOT is quite common in the states, but EMT is not.

Your opponent was Italian.  Try spelling it out next time.

[MagicMan]

I wouldn't have guessed that EMT was End My Turn had you not told me.  EOT is quite common in the states, but EMT is not.

Your opponent was Italian.  Try spelling it out next time.
[/quote

The guy could have asked instead of flipping out for one IMO, and Ive never had a problem before with EMT or EOT in the few years ive been playing on workstation.

[LotusHead]

I know I'm walking into this, but what's an IMO?

[Cyberpunker]

I know I'm walking into this, but what's an IMO?

In
My
Opinion

IMO

[Yare]

I know I'm walking into this, but what's an IMO?

When in doubt, use Urban Dictionary.

[LotusHead]

for one IMO

LOL! I thought he was talking about one IMO, as opposed to several IMOs. Ignore me.

[kikoo]

some of this is Legacy..


<kikoo> -24
<Botechi-BR> are you crazy
<kikoo> a little
<Botechi-BR> it was not 12 magics
<Botechi-BR> it was.... at maximum 5
<kikoo> 11 + this one
Botechi-BR's life total is now 10 (-8)
Botechi-BR's life total is now 8 (-2)
<kikoo> 11 spells have been cast before tendrils
<Botechi-BR> i think i didnt lose



EducatedGuppy draws a card
EducatedGuppy plays Black Lotus from Hand
EducatedGuppy plays Wirewood Lodge from Hand
EducatedGuppy plays Mox Emerald from Hand
EducatedGuppy taps Black Lotus
EducatedGuppy puts Black Lotus to Graveyard from Play
EducatedGuppy plays Elvish Champion from Hand
EducatedGuppy taps Mox Emerald
EducatedGuppy plays Elvish Herder from Hand


<Locker> stupid combo deck
<Locker> suck it
<System> Player Lost


kikoo taps Underground Sea
kikoo plays Dark Ritual from Hand
<Althor> k lost interest
<System> Player Lost



A Belcher player telling me how bad I am (oh, sweet irony!) after I beat him

<Vielbein> you played poorly, by playing ad nauseam and DISCARDING burning wish, bu tyou won the same... try to skill up a bit, belcher ought to be a bye for you



<DR swampo> one
<DR swampo> will   (his name for FoW)
<DR swampo> and you
<DR swampo> lost
<DR swampo> one counter
<DR swampo> e bye bye
<DR swampo> your super deck
<DR swampo> you think
<DR swampo> to have the best
<DR swampo> deck
<DR swampo> if i change
<DR swampo> deck
<kikoo> I know I have the best!
<DR swampo> i can show you
<DR swampo> who's best
<kikoo> : O
<DR swampo> this is
<DR swampo> trial
<DR swampo> deck
<DR swampo> you want
<DR swampo> try
<DR swampo> the
<DR swampo> pro
<DR swampo> ?
<DR swampo> with your
<DR swampo> baby combo

Funny how he called my deck a "baby combo" since the "pro" deck he loaded for another set of games was U/R Emrakul/Show and Tell

[Sextiger]

Another classic

I played land, Voltaic Key and his first turn:

Player plays Bazaar of Baghdad from Hand
Player taps Bazaar of Baghdad
Player draws a card
Player draws a card
Player puts Bridge from Below to Graveyard from Hand
Player puts Bridge from Below to Graveyard from Hand
Player puts Bridge from Below to Graveyard from Hand

His second:

Player plays Bazaar of Baghdad from Hand
Player taps Bazaar of Baghdad
Player draws a card
Player draws a card
Player draws a card
Player taps Bazaar of Baghdad
<Sextiger> wait
Player puts Golgari Grave-Troll to Graveyard from Hand
Player puts Golgari Grave-Troll to Hand from Graveyard
<Sextiger> you drew 3 cards there champ
Player puts a card on top of Library from Hand
<Player> Ok?
<Sextiger> yep
Player puts Iona, Shield of Emeria to Graveyard from Hand
Player untaps Bazaar of Baghdad
Player puts Cabal Therapy to Graveyard from Hand
Player puts Flame-Kin Zealot to Graveyard from Hand
Player taps Bazaar of Baghdad
Player draws a card
Player draws a card
Player puts Golgari Grave-Troll to Graveyard from Hand
Player puts Stinkweed Imp to Graveyard from Hand
<Sextiger> so wait
Player puts Undiscovered Paradise to Graveyard from Hand
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
<Player> End my turn
<Sextiger> lol nm

So by the end of his second turn, he still did not bother to dredge. 
Sextiger taps Underground Sea
Sextiger plays Ancestral Recall from Hand
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Sextiger draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Sextiger draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Sextiger draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<Player> Ok
Sextiger puts Ancestral Recall to Graveyard from Play
Sextiger plays Black Lotus from Hand
Sextiger puts Black Lotus to Graveyard from Play
Sextiger plays Time Vault from Hand
Sextiger taps Underground Sea
Sextiger taps Voltaic Key
Sextiger taps Time Vault
<Sextiger> gg
<Player> hmm
<Player> black lotus is banned
<Sextiger> g2 sideboard?
<Sextiger> lol what
<Sextiger> banned? hahhaa
<System> Player Lost


Nothing wrong with taking infinite turns, but a BLACK LOTUS SIR? NOT ON MY WATCH

[theLastGnu]

*snip*
Sextiger plays Ancestral Recall from Hand
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Sextiger draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Sextiger draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Sextiger draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase

This is the most annoying way I've ever seen someone draw 3 cards.

[Sextiger]

Bad habit, I never got use to hitting Ctrl D instead of clicking the button. 

[metalhead]

i just played a guy in legacy that went by "KKK" i'd suggest avoiding him..it was almost like playing against sepheroth. He gets angry if you take time to think. he spends forever taking a turn. And he cheated almost every turn of the game. Every turn he would play a top, and look at the top 3 cards without paying the activation cost... On top of that he claims to be a very famous pro "very sepherothish" and loves the word "amatuer". normally i'd post bits of that match.. but i played it out for a long time to see how bad he'd get.. and am now too tired to go back through and pick out details of the game.

[Bongo]

Although it's a bit pointless since you can change names, avoid "Gunmetal". This mofo belongs to the nerdrage specimen.

[honestabe]

I played against Askaal today, and boy, was he a pain in the ass.

All he did was complain about how lucky I was, and couldn't attribute his losing to the god-awfullness of his deck.  He also turn 1 vault/keyed me and still just complained that I'm lucky for having a FoW

[The Atog Lord]

I had the same experience. Everything I did that worked out was "lucky." And he kept calling me a "kid."

[Cyberpunker]

Coming back to the US and meeting guys like him are the reasons why I quit magic, this game should not have to be so stressful in real life.
Only will play with friends now. 



0:00:00 [M.Solymossy] <-------- New Game Started -------->
0:00:00 [M.Solymossy] M.Solymossy's Security Code: 328B2052 [???]
0:00:00 [M.Solymossy] Dual Wield's Security Code: 124F6A57 [???]
Into the game
0:02:46 [Dual Wield] Dual Wield plays Mystical Tutor from Hand
0:02:48 [Dual Wield] <Dual Wield> Ok?
0:02:55 [M.Solymossy] <M.Solymossy> sure
0:02:56 [Dual Wield] Dual Wield is looking its Library...
0:03:07 [Dual Wield] <Dual Wield> Thinking
0:03:21 [Dual Wield] Dual Wield puts Ancestral Recall into play from Library
0:03:22 [Dual Wield] Dual Wield shuffles library
0:03:22 [Dual Wield] Dual Wield stops looking its Library...
0:03:23 [Dual Wield] Dual Wield puts Mystical Tutor to Graveyard from Play
0:03:24 [M.Solymossy] <M.Solymossy> LOL
0:03:24 [M.Solymossy] <M.Solymossy> ok
0:03:30 [M.Solymossy] <M.Solymossy> that's like, the worst tutor possible
0:03:33 [Dual Wield] Dual Wield's life total is now 17 (-3)
0:03:34 [Dual Wield] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:03:35 [Dual Wield] Dual Wield draws a card
0:03:35 [Dual Wield] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:03:35 [M.Solymossy] <M.Solymossy> why not just get say, GIFTS and just beat me?
0:05:16 [M.Solymossy] <M.Solymossy> lo
0:05:16 [M.Solymossy] <M.Solymossy> sure
0:05:20 [M.Solymossy] <M.Solymossy> nice fucking draw champion
0:05:22 [M.Solymossy] <M.Solymossy> game 2, boarded
0:05:24 [Dual Wield] <Dual Wield> ^^

Game 2
0:00:05 [M.Solymossy] <M.Solymossy> lol... even awful play wins with that hand
0:01:54 [M.Solymossy] <M.Solymossy> you're play last game was awful, but your hand was insane.  I want to play an actual game.
0:05:46 [Dual Wield] <Dual Wield> why are you like this anyway?
0:05:54 [M.Solymossy] <M.Solymossy> cuz oath is skill-less
0:05:56 [Dual Wield] <Dual Wield> playing with you is what makes people think magic players have no social skills
0:05:58 [M.Solymossy] <M.Solymossy> no skill at all to play.
0:06:01 [Dual Wield] <Dual Wield> not really
0:06:13 [M.Solymossy] <M.Solymossy> just autopilot
0:06:18 [M.Solymossy] <M.Solymossy> only faggots play that stupid-ass deck
0:06:19 [<System>] <System> Player Lost

[honestabe]

This guy "playa" is on shops.  He mulled for 5, but he was running pretty hot, and dropped spheres at the same rate I was dropping lands, and with the help of a couple timely tangle wires started beating me down with a factory.

Being the craft blue mage I am, I began to stabilize, only to hear this:

<Playa> unreal bad draws
<tnodz> they've looked good so far
<Playa> yeah, so many fucking ancient tombs
<Playa> dont be a retard
<System> Player Lost

[Diakonov]

0:06:18 [M.Solymossy] <M.Solymossy> only faggots play that stupid-ass deck

hahahahaha

I miss Soly sometimes

[coldcrow]

It is now the Precombat Main Phase
coldcrow taps Mishra's Workshop
coldcrow taps Basalt Monolith
coldcrow taps Fellwar Stone
coldcrow taps Island
coldcrow taps Island
coldcrow plays Upheaval from Hand
<coldcrow> so?
<.> so
<coldcrow> i floated 3
<coldcrow> workshop mana
<.> dont knwo ya cards, copied decknoobie
<System> Player Lost

[Suicideking]

Coming back to the US and meeting guys like him are the reasons why I quit magic, this game should not have to be so stressful in real life.
Only will play with friends now. 



0:00:00 [M.Solymossy] <-------- New Game Started -------->
0:00:00 [M.Solymossy] M.Solymossy's Security Code: 328B2052 [???]
0:00:00 [M.Solymossy] Dual Wield's Security Code: 124F6A57 [???]
Into the game
0:02:46 [Dual Wield] Dual Wield plays Mystical Tutor from Hand
0:02:48 [Dual Wield] <Dual Wield> Ok?
0:02:55 [M.Solymossy] <M.Solymossy> sure
0:02:56 [Dual Wield] Dual Wield is looking its Library...
0:03:07 [Dual Wield] <Dual Wield> Thinking
0:03:21 [Dual Wield] Dual Wield puts Ancestral Recall into play from Library
0:03:22 [Dual Wield] Dual Wield shuffles library
0:03:22 [Dual Wield] Dual Wield stops looking its Library...
0:03:23 [Dual Wield] Dual Wield puts Mystical Tutor to Graveyard from Play
0:03:24 [M.Solymossy] <M.Solymossy> LOL
0:03:24 [M.Solymossy] <M.Solymossy> ok
0:03:30 [M.Solymossy] <M.Solymossy> that's like, the worst tutor possible
0:03:33 [Dual Wield] Dual Wield's life total is now 17 (-3)
0:03:34 [Dual Wield] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:03:35 [Dual Wield] Dual Wield draws a card
0:03:35 [Dual Wield] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:03:35 [M.Solymossy] <M.Solymossy> why not just get say, GIFTS and just beat me?
0:05:16 [M.Solymossy] <M.Solymossy> lo
0:05:16 [M.Solymossy] <M.Solymossy> sure
0:05:20 [M.Solymossy] <M.Solymossy> nice fucking draw champion
0:05:22 [M.Solymossy] <M.Solymossy> game 2, boarded
0:05:24 [Dual Wield] <Dual Wield> ^^

Game 2
0:00:05 [M.Solymossy] <M.Solymossy> lol... even awful play wins with that hand
0:01:54 [M.Solymossy] <M.Solymossy> you're play last game was awful, but your hand was insane.  I want to play an actual game.
0:05:46 [Dual Wield] <Dual Wield> why are you like this anyway?
0:05:54 [M.Solymossy] <M.Solymossy> cuz oath is skill-less
0:05:56 [Dual Wield] <Dual Wield> playing with you is what makes people think magic players have no social skills
0:05:58 [M.Solymossy] <M.Solymossy> no skill at all to play.
0:06:01 [Dual Wield] <Dual Wield> not really
0:06:13 [M.Solymossy] <M.Solymossy> just autopilot
0:06:18 [M.Solymossy] <M.Solymossy> only faggots play that stupid-ass deck
0:06:19 [<System>] <System> Player Lost

That sounds exactly like soly in real life too.

[trikky]

yo I just played that sephiroth guy. Unreal, I should have saved the chat, let me paraphrase:
(I had solicited the game with tag - 'vintage polite please')

About halfway through game 1 against my "fun" deck
<mcsomething>are you scared?
<mcsomething>like a noob?
<me>yes very hehe
<mcsomething>I am sephiroth

(I dont reply, just keep playing so he expounds)

<mcsomething>do you know who I am? I am sephiroth I said
<me>you seem like a punk
<mcsomething>I am the most famous MWS in the planet, you deck is weak
<me>jesus christ
<me>dude please go F*&(^ yourself
I drop

[honestabe]

ROCK3R.Zzz

quit because I had 3 FoWs and declaired I was cheating

He also didnt "Get" the stack

[honestabe]

Testing Mental Misstep in my Legacy Deedstill deck, playing against some sort of Stiflenaught/Mosswart Bridge concoction

We had a huge counterwar over a Dreadnought, which I eventually let resolve, and plan on Innocent Blooding it on my turn.  My turn comes around, I blood it, and he untaps and draws a card.  I tell him I'm not done yet, lay down a Standstill and ship it.  He then draws another card and starts his turn.  I tell that he already drew and I get this:

<honestabe> no
<honestabe> you already drew
<unreal> you very noob deck bye
<honestabe> lol
honestabe reveals a Force of Will
honestabe reveals a Pernicious Deed
honestabe reveals a Pernicios Deed
<System> Player Lost