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Saturday September 6, 2008 Circle "B" Recreation6261 Hwy. 60 Cedarburg, WI 53012 (262) 377-8090 Click here for Mapquest directions Cedarburg is about 25 minutes north of Milwaukee Circle B is a bowling alley, bar, and grill, which means there will be food and drink available onsite. Drinking will be allowed. Smoking will not. There will also be bowling available for when you 0-2 drop. There will be an ATM onsite (no, not that kind of ATM, Dan) so you can buy even more cards off me. Registration begins at 11:00 AM and ends at 12:00 PM. Please note that this is an hour earlier than previous tournament starts. Click here to download a deck registration form. 25/25/25 rule: Vintage 25-proxy unsanctioned tournament $0.25 for each proxy after 25 $25 CASH entry All proxies must follow these guidelines. Otherwise I will be extremely pissed off at you. 1st Place = Unlimited Black Lotus $625 approx value 2nd Place = 4 German Force of Will OR NM Juzam Djinn OR 4 Revised Underground Seas $160 approx value 3rd/4th Place = 2 Revised Tropical Island OR 2 Candelabra of Tawnos $120 approx total value 5th-8th place = 1 Thoughtseize+ 1 Bitterblossom per person $128 approx total value PLUS I have to pay $100 for the venue total cost to me: $1133 These prizes are GUARANTEED regardless of attendance. As it is, I break even at 45 people, so basically I'm taking it up the ass regardless. If I get under 35 people I will seriously consider playing the damn event myself and winning my own fucking Lotus back. Which would not be hard, given how terrible Midwest Magic players are. If by some goddamn miracle we hit 50 players I will shit myself and upgrade 2nd place to a Mox. Probably the extremely skanky Ruby I bought off Soly. So basically show up at this thing or else. I don't want any bullshit excuses about work, school, or anything else. This is VINTAGE. Every single Vintage event I have run has had at least 5 Starcity Power 9 Champions in attendance. If you want to play some real Magic you'd better get your ass up to this tourney. Approximately 5 of the top 8 from Vintage Worlds 2008 will be at this event. It doesn't really get much better than that. Also, there will be a party at Soly's house following the tournament. Feel free to show up and trash his parents' house. Please note that this is on a Saturday. People said they'd be more willing to show for a Saturday tourney, so here we go. Please also note that this is at a new venue. Hobbytown was going broke staying open for us on Sundays, because none of you cheap motherfuckers bought anything. Now I have to shell out a hundred bucks to rent Circle B. Thanks a ton.  Benjamin Carp TeamICBM.com crimpedmiscut at gmail dot com TO, judge, dealer, and general baller
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« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2008, 10:14:28 pm » |
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It isn't going to be much of a party... More of a get-together. It's gunna be really fun times! Beer and soda! My folks live literally 3-5 minutes away from Circle B.
You fuckers BETTER be there. Circle B also has a full service Bar, so GET SMASHED WHILE PLAYING VINTAGE! (I'm looking at Twaun, DeMars, and Tommy!)
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« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2008, 10:31:56 pm » |
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I will be in attendance, ballin' cats.
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« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2008, 10:33:57 pm » |
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Soly? Beer? SODA???
I'm there, obviously.
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« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2008, 03:21:33 am » |
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I'm there. Anyone who I know from OH/MI/wherever else who needs a place to stay in Milwaukee should hit me up on PM or AIM or something, these things are absolutely worth the trip and are as competitive an event you can find outside of literally SCG's or Champs.
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« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2008, 05:28:43 pm » |
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It's a lotus, I expected more of a sound off than this!
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« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2008, 11:20:01 am » |
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Of course people are laying low. I will we be attending and who can blame them for not wanting to waste $25 to have the famous Pheldagrif blow them out faster than they can say 'the nuts'?
I'll even have my decklist posted beforehand. Not that it would make a bit of difference to you scrubs. I'm still going to wreck the lot of you just as badly as I did the last ICBM Open I won. I gave y'all a break by playing my shitter of a Claw list at Worlds. No more Mr. Nice Guy. At this tourney, you're all going down. Hard.
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« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2008, 11:45:47 am » |
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Dan your arrogance surpasses even me....
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« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2008, 11:53:26 am » |
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well i can't miss a party. maybe some one will throw up on my shoulder again.
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« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2008, 11:53:46 am » |
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I'm still going to wreck the lot of you just as badly as I did the last ICBM Open I won. When was that? Like a year ago or something by now?
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« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2008, 12:04:03 pm » |
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Man this is a week after my first classes. Anyone in Illiniois willing to give me a ride up/can I meet up with you anywhere? I'll be at Bradley University in Peoria, but if anyone can give me a lift I'll help pay for gas etc.
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Somebody tell Chapin how counterbalance works?
"Of all the major Vintage archetypes that exist and have existed for a significant period of time, Oath of Druids is basically the only won that has never won Vintage Championships and never will (the other being Dredge, which will never win either)." - Some guy who does not know vintage....
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« Reply #11 on: August 15, 2008, 08:52:13 am » |
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I'm still going to wreck the lot of you just as badly as I did the last ICBM Open I won. When was that? Like a year ago or something by now? I didn't even know he won one of these. Oh yeah! I'll be there.
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« Reply #12 on: August 15, 2008, 05:13:27 pm » |
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I'll probably come up for this and contribute to the dead money. 
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« Reply #14 on: August 16, 2008, 06:33:59 pm » |
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An angry Jew murdering people with magic cards!!!........ Seems like it will be a bit messy. Will the TO be handing out ponchos or rain gear?
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« Reply #15 on: August 16, 2008, 09:00:59 pm » |
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i hope by angry jew you guys are talking about danny friendman
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« Reply #16 on: August 22, 2008, 12:46:29 pm » |
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As a side note, anyone who severely fucks up my parent's place is getting punched in the dick.
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« Reply #17 on: August 22, 2008, 03:32:38 pm » |
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Is there a difference between this type of Black Lotus and a normal one? Is it used during a reproduction process? This kind of language has no place on the boards.
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« Reply #18 on: August 22, 2008, 03:53:17 pm » |
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Is there a difference between this type of Black Lotus and a normal one? Is it used during a reproduction process? This kind of language has no place on the boards.
Really? Because the average TMD member is like 14? Get over it, please, we're all adults and can handle a bit of colorful language.
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« Reply #19 on: August 22, 2008, 05:23:16 pm » |
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For sure. I'd say more then any other format vintage is adult enough to handle this heck magic is 15, and wouldn't be offended by the word fuck.
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« Reply #20 on: August 22, 2008, 08:35:27 pm » |
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Is there a difference between this type of Black Lotus and a normal one? Is it used during a reproduction process? This kind of language has no place on the boards.
Just for you, I will endeavor to use this Black Lotus during a reproduction process. With your mom.
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« Reply #21 on: August 26, 2008, 10:36:12 pm » |
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lol, bump
This is in 2 weeks anyone else going to make an epic trip for this? This is the most competitive meta in the U.S. folks.
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« Reply #22 on: August 27, 2008, 10:19:24 am » |
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Hell yeah son! I am picking up JACO on the way and we're going to ghost ride my whip all the way to Wisconsin!
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« Reply #23 on: August 27, 2008, 11:45:14 am » |
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Hell yeah son! I am picking up JACO on the way and we're going to ghost ride my whip all the way to Wisconsin!
When you get here, can you explain what that means? I've heard it before but I just don't get it. =[
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« Reply #24 on: August 27, 2008, 12:30:05 pm » |
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Hell yeah son! I am picking up JACO on the way and we're going to ghost ride my whip all the way to Wisconsin!
When you get here, can you explain what that means? I've heard it before but I just don't get it. =[ Urban Dictionary is your friend.
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« Reply #25 on: August 27, 2008, 01:13:08 pm » |
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Hell yeah son! I am picking up JACO on the way and we're going to ghost ride my whip all the way to Wisconsin!
When you get here, can you explain what that means? I've heard it before but I just don't get it. =[ I don't understand at least 60% of the things Twaun writes.
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I don't understand at least 60% of the things Twaun writes.
...that's probably because he's Asian.
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« Reply #27 on: August 28, 2008, 12:53:58 am » |
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Too bad this is on a Saturday, I was looking forward to coming up for the next ICBM tournament.  I encourage anyone who hasn't been to an ICBM tourney and is considering this one to give it a shot. The last tournament that Ben hosted was awesome.
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« Reply #28 on: August 28, 2008, 09:11:39 am » |
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if this wasn't so far... what the hell, is WI wisconsin?
but... best tournament announcement ever. good luck with it, hope you break at least even.
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« Reply #29 on: August 28, 2008, 09:55:49 am » |
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Yes, it's Wisconsin.
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