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« on: October 13, 2008, 07:34:42 am » |
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Hey guys! Not back for more than a week, and already I'm enlisting your help for a weird little artsy project I'm involved in (details will follow at some point in time). I'm looking for sentences / phrases that would be abbreviated to H.L.M.N.D. An example: "He Likes My New Dress". (Sorry 'bout that - it's the best I could come up with, which is exactly why I'm in desparate need of your help  ) Any suggestions? I need all the creative, blasphemous and/or poetic energy you can muster up in the thirty odd seconds it takes to post a reply |
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<j_orlove> I am semi-religious
<BR4M> I like that. which half of god do you believe in?
<j_orlove> the half that tells me how to live my life
<j_orlove> but not the half that tells me how others should live theirs
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« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2008, 08:50:21 am » |
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Have Lemon Meringue Now, Damnit!
Harry Lost My New Driver.
Helga, Lets Make Naughty Dance!
Horny Little Midget Nymphomaniac Dyke!
Those are all I can come up with in 5 minutes. I'll let this percolate.
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Ball and ChainCongrats to the winners, but as we all know, everyone who went to this tournament was a winner Just to clarify...people name Aaron are amazing
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« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2008, 09:01:41 am » |
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Has Love Made Nothing Durable?
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De-Errata Mystical Tutor!
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« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2008, 09:25:45 am » |
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How lucky, my nigga Dan.
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« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2008, 09:58:10 am » |
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How lucky, my nigga Dan.
Thread over. |
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« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2008, 10:30:42 am » |
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Heaven Loves Minors' New Dart (say it out loud)
He Likes My Nasal Drip
Hairy Like Mom's Nearest Darkness
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Magic Level 3 Judge Southern USA Regional Coordinator The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule. |
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Bill Copes
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« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2008, 10:42:36 am » |
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Horrible Leeves Made New Orleans Drown
Herpes, Lupis, Menengitis, Necrosis, Dermatitis?
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I'm the only other legal target, so I draw 6 cards, and he literally quits Magic. Terrorists searching in vain for these powerful weapons have the saying "Bill Copes spitteth, and he taketh away." Team TMD |
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The Ocho
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« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2008, 11:59:50 am » |
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Hoffa Lives! Major New Developments
Helicopter Lands Minors Near Deviant
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Bram
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« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2008, 12:42:16 pm » |
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Wow. All those are awesome. I especially like DA's short poem us beautiful and Webster's rather disturbing newspaper headlines are hilarious.
Thanks & keep 'em coming, guys!
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<j_orlove> I am semi-religious
<BR4M> I like that. which half of god do you believe in?
<j_orlove> the half that tells me how to live my life
<j_orlove> but not the half that tells me how others should live theirs
R.I.P. Rudy van Soest a.k.a. MoreFling
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Where the fuck are my pants?
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« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2008, 12:53:00 pm » |
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Her legs make nerds die
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« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2008, 01:25:02 pm » |
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He loved my nalathani dragon
" " Nantuko Deciple
How Lucky, my nauseam deck.
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« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2008, 02:38:16 pm » |
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Oh man, I love this game!
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Humping Lucifer Madly Never Delivers
Huge Loch Monster Nearing Denmark!
Humberto Loves Making New Dikes
Heating Leaves Mastodons Nearly Dead
Her Leprosy Made (my) Nethers Detach
His Loyal Mastiff Never Drools
Here Lie Many Neanderthal Deviants
Heresy Left Moist Netherlands Defeated
His Late Majesty's Newest Derangement
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« Last Edit: October 13, 2008, 09:36:33 pm by Matt »
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http://www.goodgamery.com/pmo/c025.GIF---------------------- SpenceForHire2k7: Its unessisary SpenceForHire2k7: only spelled right SpenceForHire2k7: <= world english teach evar ---------------------- noitcelfeRmaeT {Team Hindsight}
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Anusien
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« Reply #12 on: October 13, 2008, 02:58:47 pm » |
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How Little, My New Dick.
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Magic Level 3 Judge Southern USA Regional Coordinator The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule. |
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« Reply #13 on: October 13, 2008, 03:27:42 pm » |
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HLMND, eh?
He Liked My New Dronkey
He Looked? My Newest Deity!
His Lover Monged New Dex-check!!?!?
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Matt
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« Reply #14 on: October 13, 2008, 03:39:25 pm » |
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His Latest Missive Needs Duplication
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http://www.goodgamery.com/pmo/c025.GIF---------------------- SpenceForHire2k7: Its unessisary SpenceForHire2k7: only spelled right SpenceForHire2k7: <= world english teach evar ---------------------- noitcelfeRmaeT {Team Hindsight}
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Playing to win
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« Reply #15 on: October 13, 2008, 04:29:43 pm » |
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Hairy Lemons Means No Dinner.
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« Reply #16 on: October 13, 2008, 04:53:03 pm » |
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Holy lunchmeat! Mama needs diapers!
Hardly, like... man.... no duh.
Hump Larry, make new dork.
Hey, lazy! Move, needle dick!
Heavenly Lord, make Nedry die
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« Reply #17 on: October 13, 2008, 05:21:31 pm » |
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His lizard my never drain
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« Reply #18 on: October 13, 2008, 07:11:55 pm » |
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Some attempts of uneven quality:
Homemade little monument needs demolition
How low must neologisms descend?
Hanging louts much needed daily
Homogenous language makes numerous dullards
Homosexual love mandates new decorum
Holistic legal maxims negate disparities
However long members note duplication
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« Reply #19 on: October 13, 2008, 09:26:11 pm » |
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Husband Loathes Mary's Newfound Dongle
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http://www.goodgamery.com/pmo/c025.GIF---------------------- SpenceForHire2k7: Its unessisary SpenceForHire2k7: only spelled right SpenceForHire2k7: <= world english teach evar ---------------------- noitcelfeRmaeT {Team Hindsight}
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The Atog Lord
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« Reply #20 on: October 13, 2008, 09:28:55 pm » |
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Helping Large Minoans Near Death
Here! Love My Norse Druid!
Holy Lord! Moderators Nearing Dementia!
Here Lies Mercury -- Nobody Disturb.
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The Academy: If I'm not dead, I have a Dragonlord Dromoka coming in 4 turns
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Matt
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« Reply #21 on: October 13, 2008, 09:35:45 pm » |
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Happily, Legions Might Not Descend
Henceforth Let Matt Never Die
Here Lie Many Northern Devils
Hunting Llama Mothers Now Dangerous
Harlot Lost in Midtown, Near Death
Human League Makes No Demands
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The Ocho
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« Reply #22 on: October 13, 2008, 10:20:46 pm » |
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Hot Latin Male Needs Date
House Loves New Manic Doctor
Hippo Levels Mansion Near Desert
Huge Leech Mangles Nudist's Dingle
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Matt
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« Reply #23 on: October 14, 2008, 12:22:05 am » |
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Hungarian Layabouts Migrate to North Dakota
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« Reply #24 on: October 14, 2008, 12:53:55 am » |
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How Lindsay Made News: "Druggie"
Her Lips Mouthed "Naughty Devil"
How Lecherous, My Nudey Desktop
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I like cake.
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« Reply #25 on: October 14, 2008, 01:26:00 am » |
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Her love makes no difference.
Having laughter means not dying.
Hell lacks merry, noble dead.
High low-lifes make neighborhood dreary.
Hey, leave my nads deadened.
Hindenburg lifted marginally; nuclear destruction.
HP Lovecraft made new dieties..
Here are some a friend of mine came up with:
His loud mouth never did.
Help locate my nervous dog.
How long must Nellie drive?
Her love made no demands.
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Nyah!
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« Reply #26 on: October 14, 2008, 03:01:31 am » |
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How Lucky! My Nuts Draw!
How Lucky! Mewtwo nuked Ditto!
How Lucky! Megaman Nine Defeated!
How lampshades make nutty designs.
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« Reply #27 on: October 14, 2008, 07:37:30 am » |
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HEY! Leave my Nana dead!
Humans learned many new disasters...
when in making a tough decission of scale, just ask yourself...
How Large Might Noah Do?
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« Reply #28 on: October 14, 2008, 04:34:47 pm » |
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Hitler Likes Male Nude Drawings!
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Ball and Chain: Using your discarded decks since 1994.
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« Reply #29 on: October 14, 2008, 05:28:01 pm » |
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Oh man, word games rock!
Have Lemons Made New Diseases?
How Lenny Mangled Nancy's Dress
Having Lupus Made Netherworldly Dilla
Hating Life, Marvin Never Dies.
Her Liveliness Means Nonstop Dancing
Higher Learning? Man? No, Dolphins.
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