Nature's Call
3GG
Instant - Trap
If an opponent has been more than 3 feet from his or her library for more than 1 minute during this turn or the last, you may pay G rather than Nature's Call's mana cost.
Search your library for up to two creature cards, reveal them, and put them into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
Remember to wash your hands.
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Okay, so WoTC probably wouldn't print this. Would we?
Current wording:
Nature's Call
3GG
Instant - Trap
If an opponent has been more than 3 feet from his or her library for more than 1 minute during this turn or the last, you may pay G rather than Nature's Call's mana cost.
Search your library for up to two creature cards, reveal them, and put them into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
Remember to wash your hands.
I'd make it 30 seconds and that seems like fun.
