I feel like people try to dig for whatever exciting playables we can get without realizing that we average a very small number of real playable per block.
Right, but doing so has never been as futile as it has with this block. Given that Homelands produced Merchant Scroll & Serrated Arrows and even Fallen Empires had Hymn to Tourach & Hide Tide, one would be hard pressed to find a block/era as abysmal as Theros for Eternal play. Additionally, with every block since the block cycle began in Mirage, each one produced at least a handful of cards that were not only playable but became ubiquitous Vintage staples.
Blocks (non-exhaustive):
Mirage-Mystical Tutor, Vampiric Tutor, Lion's Eye Diamond, Undiscovered Paradise, Gemstone Mine, Phyrexian Dreadnought, Null Rod.
Tempest-Wasteland, Intuition, Oath of Druids, City of Traitors, Ancient Tomb, Grindstone, Reanimate, more.
Urza's-Tolarian Academy, Yawg's Will, Show and Tell, Goblin Welder, Metalworker, Academy Rector, Goblin Lackey, Tinker, Memory Jar, et. al.
Masques-Gush, Daze, Tangle Wire, Rishadan Port, Massacre, Misdirection.
Invasion-Fact or Fiction, Quirion Dryad, Fire/Ice, Pernicious Deed, Meddling Mage, Orim's Chant.
Odyssey-Standstill, Barbarian Ring, Worldgorger Dragon, Grim Lavamancer, Burning Wish, Cunning Wish, Entomb, Ichorid.
Onslaught-Fetchlands, Stifle, Tendrils of Agony, Brain Freeze, Mind's Desire, Goblin Piledriver/Warchief/Siege-Gang/Gempalm.
Mirrodin-Chalice of the Void, Aether Vial, Crucible of Worlds, Echoing Truth, Sword of Fire/Ice, Sundering Titan, Chrome Mox, Ravager, Goblin Charbelcher, etc.
Kamigawa-Sensei's Divining Top, Forbidden Orchard, Gifts Ungiven, Umezawa's Jitte, Kataki, Pithing Needle.
Ravnica-Dark Confidant, Golgari Grave Troll, Stinkweed Imp, Leyline of the Void, Life from the Loam, Shattering Spree, Spell Snare.
Time Spiral-Ancient Grudge, Tarmogoyf, Extirpate, Aven Mindcensor, Simian Spirit Guide, Urborg, Magus of the Moon, Bridge from Below, Pacts.
Lorwyn-Vendilion Clique, Thoughtseize, Mutavault, Planeswalker card type, Sower of Temptation, Gaddock Teeg, Cursecatcher/Silvergill Adept, Painter's Servant.
Alara-Noble Hierarch, Qasali Pridemage, Tezzeret, the Seeker, Ethersworn Canonist, Progenitus, Inkwell Leviathan, Path to Exile.
Zendikar-Enemy Fetch, Jace TMS, Lodestone Golem, Mindbreak Trap, Lotus Cobra, Stoneforge Mystic, Emrakul.
Scars-Kuldotha Forgemaster, Mental Misstep, Blightsteel Colossus, Tezzeret AoB, Steel Sabotage, Wurmcoil Engine, Steel Hellkite, Gitaxian Probe, Phyrexian Revoker, Phyrexian Metamorph.
Innistrad-Snapcaster Mage, Grafdigger's Cage, Thalia, Cavern of Souls, Griselbrand, Delver of Secrets.
RtR-Deathrite Shaman, Abrupt Decay, Notion Thief, Undercity Informer/Balustrade Spy, Thespian Stage, Rest in Peace.
Theros- ... Swan Song (highly fringe), Spirit of the Labyrinth (maybe?).
In the past, explorers for new cards would suggest something from a new set was Vintage playable and endure a predictable volley of ridicule but ultimately be proven correct. The new cards left lasting broad impressions on Vintage. Theros is so far behind the curve in this regard we've actually had people suggesting Akroan Horse in Shops, Chain to the Rocks in Plateau.dec, and running a 4 CMC planeswalker that can die to a Noble Hierarch if it draws a card. I used to make fun of Theros to friends and describe the set as a series of "5 mana Holy Strengths." It was supposed to be an exaggeration but lo and behold, they printed a 5 mana Unholy Strength in Born from the Gods.
The main points I'm trying to make here are that:
1. Before 2013, scrutinizing several cards in each block for a good find was a worthwhile pursuit; it was legitimate and not laughable.
2. Referring to Theros block as the worst & most underpowered in Vintage's history is not lowbrow hyperbole or uninformed whining. It's
really that bad.
Cheers to all,
-B