Bryce: Do you remember the ghetto'd Great White Hype? I'd love to see exactly how bad it was.
It was actually half and half. The list:
4 Land Tax (English Legends)
3 Scroll Rack (English Tempest)
2 Zuran Orb (Toilet Paper Ice Age)
3 StoP (all Revised)
2 Wrath (Revised
1 Balance (Revised)
2 Humility (English Tempest)
2 Sacred Mesa (English Mirage (couldn't find anthologies to save my life))
1 Tormod's Crypt (Chronicles)
4 Orim's Chant (English Planeshift)
3 Seal of Cleansing (English Nemesis)
1 Story Circle (English Masques)
1 Enlightened Tutor (6th Edition)
1 Ivory Mask (English Masques)
1 Blood Moon (Chronicles)
4 Argivian Find (English Weatherlight)
2 Replenish (English Urza's Destiny)
1 Mox Diamond (English Stronghold)
1 Mox Pearl (Unlimited)
1 Mox Ruby (Unlimited)
1 Sol Ring (Revised)
1 Black Lotus (Toilet Paper Unlimited, signed by Christopher Rush)
1 Strip Mine (WB, Anthologies)
4 Wasteland (English Tempest)
1 Library of Alexandria
1 Mountain (Revised)
12 Plains (Revised, brownish-grey landscape, basically looked blank in the art box)
This list may be off a little bit, but the Plains are what really made that deck horrible to play against. *shudder*
All cards are non-foil unless otherwise noted. The reason for the English Legends Land Taxes was that people kept wanting stuff out of my trade binder and they had nothing to offer me. Except the random Eng LG Land Tax. So I took them and ended up selling my 4th Edition ones up in Syracuse since the store was paying like $6-$7 each for them, but not any more for the LG ones. So I decided to keep the Legends and trade back down to 4th, but I never got around to it.
Disclaimer: This is a bad Magic deck. Do not play this deck in a tournament. You will lose. Badly. Unless you play against Oshawa Stompy all day. Then you'll go X-0-X.
And I really really REALLY hate that picture.
I win, my parfait deck was a lot more shittier. Not only because the cards I used were more ghetto (I too had trouble finding WB mesa's, and by the time I was done I ended up with about 6. I still have 4 lying around somewhere) but also my decklist was a lot more shittier.
I'll try and find a list somewhere...
oh damn I just found it...
ParGHEY!.dec
4x Swords to Plowshares (beat WB, one has Jesus alteration)
1x Balance (WB, 0wn3d!!!)
1x Wrath of God (WB)
1x Nuke
1x Story Circle (MM, will be replaced with a WB 8th Story Circle!!!!!)
2x Humility
1x Maze of Ith (English)
1x Enlightened Tutor (6th)
2x Orim's Chant
1x Queen of the Dead
4x Argivian Find
2x Seal of Cleansing
1x Aura of Silence
1x Claws of Gix
1x Zuran Orb
1x Tormod's Crypt (WB)
1x Feldon's Cane (WB)
1x Powder Keg (Proxy , will be a regular Keg soon)
1x Blood Moon (WB, Good Game!)
2x RAPElenish
2x Sacred Mesa (WB!!!!!)
3x Scroll Rack
3x Land Tax (WB)
1x Old Man Pimp (WB)
1x Lotus Petal
1x Mox Diamond
1x Sol Ring (WB)
1x Marble Diamond (7th)
1x Wasteland
1x Strip Mine (WB)
1x Serra's Sanctum
1x Mountain (7th #338, one of the best mountain arts ever)
13x Plains (various 6th and 7th, WB )
SB://
Well, it's pretty regular...
that my friends is probably the gayest Parfait deck you will ever hear about.\n\n
anyways, I've been working a lot on my sui deck. If you'll see on
this thread it was hardly complete, but thanks to tmd members for instilling a sense of inferiority in me, I worked at it and got something that's not only flashy but does decently sometimes. It's more a showpeice now, but it can still win. Since it was my pet deck, I don't think I'll ever take it apart.
gaijin.dec
-The Ninja Crew-
4x Mishra's Factory (Asian BB) [the stealth mothafucka]
4x Nantuko Shade (S-Chinese) [the raging dragon]
4x Hypnotic Spectre* (Asian BB) [ninja burger delivery boys]
3x Phyrexian Negator (Japanese) [so sue me I lost one]
-Ninja Tricks-
4x Duress (Japanese US) [I lash out my sword, it glances off your blade]
4x Hymn to Tourach (1 of each art) [I then proceed with a deadly barrage]
4x Sinkhole (Beta) [I attempt to attack low, taking our feet from you]
4x Diabolic Edict (Japanese) [Unable to get past your defense, I take out my shotgun...]
-REAL ULTIMATE POWER-
1x Demonic Consultation (French) [some say that it's actually de-pimped because it's french]
1x Demonic Tutor (Italian BB) [huzzah!]
1x Necropotence (IA
) [
someone help me get an FBB one pls PM]
1x Yagmoth's Will (Japanese) [
]
-Ninja Mana-
4x Dark Ritual (BB Korean Beta art) [:broken:]
1x Strip Mine (BB Asian)
4x Wasteland (Japanese)
16x Swamp (Unglued)
SB: Fairly generic...it's really hard getting Japanese Powder Kegs (I currently own 1)
I haven't really worked on this in ages...deciding whether to go the mask route (look at my $ fly away look it's pretty) or just make it like chalice-cide. Also looking into the currently unbroken-but-potentially-broken Spoils.
I also got a matching life counter to go with the deck
http://www.reapermini.com/store/customer/product.php?productid=16709&cat=86&page=1and none of that would have been accomplished had I not looked at all of your decklists full of beta/foil/foreign cards and felt like a smaller man. I thank you tmd.
*previously employed by the reigning vintage world champion
PS. posting pictures like that on MTGnews or MOTL leads to swift bannings.
Yeah, but TMD is so much cooler than those other sites.
amen. ESPECIALLY motl.
