The pretourney antics: Myself Aaron Mike D Matrix and Scott are suppost to meet at Aarons house at 12 so we have plenty of time to get down to cape cod, as usuall Matrix arrives 40 mins late so we force him to ride in the bitch seat on the way down. The trip itself to the cape was uneventful once we hit the cape trouble begins. I am driving at about 70 in a 45 zone (the usual) and directions are being yelled to me right after where we are suppost to turn so I slam the breaks spin the wheel and fish tail my way into another cards path which was avoided at the last second. From there on its pretty uneventiful picking up cards various your momma comments ect. So we wait for the tourney to begin and wait and wait it seems ben and adam were 1/2 way to boston before they realized they were going the wrong way WTF?. The tourney can't wait anylonger and parings are posted:
1st round: Donny Goulart(local boy with bad elf.deck). Going into the match I am very confident my deck has 3 nev disks 2 earthquakes and other burn. 1st game he plays most of his hand out, I drop a disk and thats game he never recovers. Game two I side in FTKs and take out lava blisters. The game is quickly dominated by me dropping an ankh of mishra 1st and 2nd turn after that I just keep hitting him with LD burn and earthquakes he scoops with no land no guys and 1 life facing down 2 dwarven miners a gorilla shaman and 2 ankhs.
2nd round: Richard Kirchner playing 3 color dragon. Seeing who I am playing against I am vary wary and hope for a quick death so I can get to my sb and hate him out. My wish is granted as he kills me turn 2. Game two I sb in 3 tormods crypt and take out 3 nev disk. I draw my 7 cards do a double take and smile turn 1 I drop a tormods crypt and a dwarven miner turn 2 I hit him with an ankh and ride ld + ankh damage to victory. Game 3 I knew I pressed my luck with the 2nd game and figured I was going to lose I draw my 7 cards and do a double take same thing as last game except replace the miner with a mox monkey. The monkey gets afew hits and was soon joind by a miner who won me the game by keeping my opponent with no mana for the rest of the game.
3rd round: Rich Shay playing slaver control. I know this is going to be a terrible match slaver me make me eat my lands kill my guys ect. Game 1 we trade back and forth for awhile at one point he shows me 2 drain 2 FoW y will and a fat juicy grave with me having 1 card in hand I scoop. Game two I sb in 2 tormods crypts some rebs/pyros and hope for the best. Hoping dosent win games so I lose terribly.
4th round: sorry don't remember your name

playing a weird version of gat. Game 1 I have him on the ropes at 3 life and he suprizes the hell out of me with a maindeck beserk for game WTF did he forget to de-sb? Game two I sb in 3 rebs 3 pyro and plan to munch the tog if he shows his ugly head. I am holding rebs and pyros the whole game but dryads beserked did me in.
5th round: Eastman playing some bad control deck (not unnormal for team hadly

) Game 1 I smash him with lots of LD and ankhs miner was so key in the match Game 2 as we are both 2-2 at this point this game is more fun than anything. Dave keeps 1 land and I do what ponza does showing a hand of strip waste waste miner andsome other ld.
I ended up going 3-2 with a pile I had finished putting together right before the tourney so I present to you ponza:
Guys: 8
2 magnivore*
3 mox monkey
3 dwarven miner
Mass Removal: 5
2 earthquake**
3 nev disk
LD: 13
1 stripmine
4 wasteland
4 lava blister
4 pillage
Burn: 10
2 hammer
4 lightning bolt
4 chain lightning
Here Comes The Pain: 4
1 black vise
3 ankh of mishra***
Dirt: 20
1 lotus
1 sol ring
1 lotus petal
17 mountains
SB: (made 5 min before the ride down)
3 reb
3 pyro
3 null rod
3 tormods crypt
3 FTK
* These guys proved to be total ass and a lightning bolt at best so I am replacing them most likely with fork and something else.
** I decided to run these over slice and dice due to the fact CC has had a history of rogue aggro. Getting up to 6 mana to sweep is kinda hard and a pain in the ass when they have */3s, as you don't want to waste a disk. In a control meta I switch the slice and dice in for the earthquakes.
*** I only ran 3 which was a mistake given how many times they have won me games. The reason I ran 3 atm was I figured against control I was going to have to draw out the games and win with hammer so I couldent affor to take no much damage from my ankhs building a mana base.