im sitting at O'Hare waiting for my flight to come [Foul language violative of site policies removed; moderation pending. - Eastman]


To anyone who says I'm throwing in the towel, just remember, if I couldn't bite, I wouldn't growl!

I could walk on the sun and I wouldnt even melt.

There's smack talk, and then there's unacceptable imagery - Full Warning. Given recent inflammatory posting and past form, Soly is banned permanently.
-Godder

I am locked and loaded

I mean, ill probably borrow a deck and still come to hang out;  its a vacation, I play saturday, then chill in the city sunday.   


Bad times dont last...  But bad guys do!

I will be playing Doomsday, and my W/L ratio's about 70% with that deck in the last 4 tournaments I've played at.

All you braindead shop players, prepare to have all your ingots chewed.

Didn't they promo all the Onslaught Fetches so they're super cheap?

Can we get a new board created for Vintage on MTGO?

THIS is what I ill do to the competition.

Just saying, but for my retirement party, I'll part words with this:

I'm the greatest alive OR Dead.  You bring 'em out of the grave, and I'll put 'em back in.

Yeah but it didn't work out because I dance to the beat of my own drum.

Someone better retire me the right way... into the 0-2 bracket.

If I top 8 this event, you all should be embarassed.  And I'll make sure you are!

Did I say pick the lock?  I meant something more like this.....

(Sidenote;  i will quote Chael sonnen whenever possible the rest of this thread)

You OBVIOUSLY haven't met me... it would be more like this

The ball = my statement.
The result = you.

I will do a home invasion on you. I will cut the power to your house and the next thing you'll hear is me climbing up your stairs in a pair of night vision goggles I bought in the back of Soldier of Fortune magazine. I'll pick the lock to the master room door, take a picture of you in bed with the Nogueira brothers working on your 'jiu-jitsu'. I'll take said quote unquote photograph, post it at dorksfrombrazil.com, password - not required, username - not required.


Listen Ertai Adept, I am coming to New York on Friday, and I'll tell youu this RIGHT NOW... This is going to be a home invasion.  I will cut the power to your house, and the next think you are gunna hear is me climbing your stairs in a pair of night vision goggles i bought in the back of Soldier of Fortune magazine.  I will pick the lock to your master bedroom, and take a picture of you and Samoht 'playtesting'.  I'll take that photograph, log onto idiotsfromtheeastcoast.com... password - not required.   Username - not required. 

THAT is how you talk trash.

I'll be fully powered in a couple weeks.

Gencon is a waste for vintage players.  I went last year because I was bored, split the Saturday event, Top 4ed the m14 Sealed Tournament, and still lost.

I can honestly say that I have never lost to Abrupt Decay with Doomsday.  You just assemple a pile that makes them have to act first, so you can respond.  I've even beaten double Abrupt Decay.

But i lost my first match to a literal retard because of a Misclick due to my glitchy mouse.  

GOD this interface is AWFUL.

GOt an emerald in Draft.


And my most recent deck would make Smennen proud:

From memory
4 Deep Analysis
3 Frantic Search
2 Brainstorm (1 foil)
2 Obsessive Search
1 High Tide
2 Dark Ritual
1 Cabal Ritual
1 Skirge Familiar
1 Nightscape Familiar
2 Scrivner
1 Tendrils of agony
1 Brain Freeze
1 Temporal Fissure
1 Rescind
2 Lonely Sandbar
1 (Black Cycle Land)
X Swamps/Islands


Turn 6, I brainfreezed my opponent to 0 cards AND Tendrils'ed him to 0 life. 

No power in my first sealed, but I did get FLusterstorm, Tundra, and Tropical Island. 

Also got some garbage.

Not at all, since I am going for the Fun of it.  I'm selling all my cards after this event, so it works well for me to play a deck that I have fun with

I'd pass a Drug Test, because my balls work;  which is obvious by me posting my decklist and telling steve I'll show him how a real DDay player pilots the deck.

The really nice thing about Magic Online is eventually I will be able to play decks like this!

I'm going 100% Digital for those that didn't know.

FTFY

So a year or to ago, I had this idea;  I tested it on Cockatrice and it was actually really good, but I couldn't find Japanese Divining Witch and now I'm retiring.  the Idea is to grind them out with 2/1 creatures, or kill them with Laboratory Maniac.

4 Dark Confidant
3 Snapcaster Mage
3 Divining Witch
3 Laboratory Maniac
1 Vendilion Clique
2 Flusterstorm
2 Mental Mistep
2 Spell Pierce
3 Duress
4 Force of Will
2 Misdirection
1 Vampiric Tutor
1 Demonic Tutor
1 Demonic Consultation
1 Ancestral Recall
1 Brainstrm
1 Ponder
2 Sensei's Divining Top
1 Hurkyl's Recall
1 Time Walk
5 Mox
1 Sol Ring
1 Black Lotus
4 Delta
2 misc. Blue fetch
2 Island
1 Swamp
4 Underground Sea
1 Library of Alexandria

I'm REALLY contemplating 'Working from home' the rest of the day haha.

You better hope for door prizes, because when you're paired with me, I'm going to give you a lesson on how a REAL Doomsday pilot plays the deck.  

EDIT:  ZING!

EDIT 2:  It's so appropriate the Chael P. Sonnen announced his retirement this week, and I announced my retirement too.  How Correct Joel was to call me the Sonnen of vintage, HAHA.

Those prices bring me back to 2003.

Definitely just pre-registered without using instore pickup AFTER i read this.