from a waterbury trashtalking thread:
With that in mind, I'm going to lead this thread in a different direction. Trashtalking is so yesterday; what I want to do with this thread is swim against the current and try something totally different and new and exciting! I want to go the opposite route, so instead of trying to trash talk the other teams, I want to prop them up. I want take a team that I don't belong to, and instead of talking about how I'm going to deficate/urinate/sodomize on them, I'm going to hype them up as the bad ass mamma jamma's they are!!
Sound new and fun and exciting yet? You're damn right, it does!
Let's start with Meandeck. Meandeck is the shit!
Meandeck is going to ruin everyone with their Mean decks!
Meandeck makes good decks better.
Meandeck has the best tech.
Meandeck defined the fundamental turn.
Meandeck crystallized the metagame
Meandeckers are the world's best-dressed magic players.
Meandeck coined the term "broken".
Meandeck invented playskill.
Meandeck controls the restricted list.
Meandeck is responsible for every deck in vintage.
Meandeck controls R&D.
Meandeck has never lost a game.
Meandeck conquered ancient china
Meandeck perfected the art of deep-throating.
Meandeck spread HIV
Meandeck invented the reach-around.
Meandeckers don't fart. Instead they release an aura of soft white light energy that feels warm against the skin creating a halo about the head.
A lock of hair from a meandecker can be used to brew a potion for eternal youth.
When a Meandecker deficates, it is oderless and comes out a geometrically perfect cylinder. In primitive cultures, it is venerated as a god.
Meandeckers can heal the sick with a touch from their penis while whispering "smmenen loves you"!
Hi, my name is Doug and I can't stop thinking about Team Shortbus. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
Shortbus was created from the split in the Paragons.
Shortbus has awesome players on it like SSS, PTW and Kowal.
Shorbus has created several major archetypes.
Shortbus has taken power from the grasp of Meandeck.
Shortbus team members have a secret "third eye" that they can see out of.
Shortbus invented the paper plate.
Shortbus is based in the T1 hub of Virginia.
Shortbus members would eat a homeless man if you dared them.
Shortbussers pee champagne and their farts smell like Chanel No. 5 (For Men).
Shortbus invented the "Man Train" and often are heard calling dibs on the "caboose position."
Shortbus defeated Ghengis Khan.
Shortbussers were the inspiration for Modigliani, Picasso and Warhol.
Shortbus has seen Donald Trump without a toupee on before. By accident.
Shortbussers have invented the words "Beats Beats" and "Frowns".
We don't call it "Holland", we call it "Meandeck Europe". It's like regular Europe, except by making a few minor changes, we've improved it immeasurably.
The Importance of Being Earnest was based upon Oscar Wilde's encounter with Marc Perez and Shane Stoots.
Shortbus has delivered 31 babies and performed the following bris.
Shortbus has accurately predicted the past 16 Super Bowl and Oscar winners.
Shortbussers blink eleven times in a minute.
Shortbus holds the world record for most people on a surf board.
Shortbus was the moral support behind the United States' victory over the USSR in the 1980 Olympics.
Shortbus has gangbanged Jewel, and I am informed that she wasn't that good.
Shortbus fixed the foundation on my house.
Shortbus invented the pronoun, and had creative influence on the preposition.
Shortbus modeled for both Michaelangelo AND Raphael's David. Kowal wore the foppish hat.
Shortbus can read the future in tea leaves.
Shortbus regularly checks their testes for signs of cancer.
