googling your name can be a scary thing

[jpmeyer]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jpmeyer

[Dr. Sylvan]

See, the only annoying thing about mine is that there's some artist guy also named Philip Stanton, and I haven't totally eradicated him from the first page of results yet. In fact, he has almost half of it. That asshole.

AMAZINGLY, searching for "Dr. Sylvan" yields me none of the first page real estate. It's like my vast campaign to dominate the internet hasn't worked at all! WTF!

[Jacob Orlove]

At least all the results for "Jacob Orlove" are me, even though I wish a few weren't.

[Ric_Flair]

Google my name and you will get tons of articles on my uncle who testified in front of Congress on the Vince Foster suicide.  He was a White House FBI agent and thought that the Clintons were bad news.  It was a huge controversy.

If you Google just my name you will get my Star City stuff and my Dad who is a quasi lobbyist for a National Park in Dayton OH.

[Gabethebabe]

Jeez´ if I look for Gabethebabe all the hits are me (with the first my profile of MOTL where I´m banned HARHARHAR) and if I look for Gaby van Dinteren almost all the hits are me.

Baby I´m a STAR

Through Ilse.nl I found this link: http://www.bridgeguys.com/BPPictures.html

Just find the guy that is called Gaby VON Dinteren in the list (do they think I´m German?) and it´s meee!! God damn I´m one ugly MF-er!!

[Bram]

The first result I tend to get is that I'm a member of the 'Council of the Isles of the Dead that Live'. Even more strangely, this is true. Then there's like infinite tourney reports, some SCG articles and my movie reviews and column on cinemaskoop.com. And hooray! My deviantart page is there, too!

And apparently, I came in 46th in the 12th national Chaal-walk (?) clocking in at just under eight minutes for 1340 meters. This avegares at some 10 kp which is not half bad, escpecially considering I was never even near the place.

Ilse.nl only finds infinite film reviews by my hand. I never even realised I had written so many!

[Methuselahn]

Harvey Birdman is one hellavu good attorney at law.  

 :lol:

[LoA]

The first hit I get is a link to the article "The dubious genius of Andrew Marshall."  I had a clipping from a William Safire oped on my office door that began, "Andrew Marshall is the most progressive thinker in Washington today..."  Too bad he's a neocon.

[theorigamist]

Apparently, I got my Ph.D. at the University of Washington in '91, and I am now a professor of East Asian History.

On a seperate page, I am a current Ph.D. student at the University of British Columbia.

When I Googled Andy instead of the full Andrew, I turned out to be the top medical malpractice personal injury lawyer in Chicago, which is kind of a weird coinciedence because I am, in fact, currently in Chicago
(like, for real, not just according to Google).

Also, have people here seen Googlism yet?  It generally gets some funnier results.

www.googlism.com

Just type in your first name.

[Jacob Orlove]

Also, have people here seen Googlism yet?  It generally gets some funnier results.

www.googlism.com

Just type in your first name.

First one: "Jacob is the chosen of god" :D

[theorigamist]

Unfortunately, my first one sucked.  However, my second was good: Andy is a naughty boy.  There was also "Andy is a hooker", "Andy is dandy" and "Andy is one smooooth cat."

[Bram]

Hmm.

mana drain is still an interrupt
mana drain is annoying
mana drain is not a problem
mana drain is a double whammy
mana drain is not very efficient
mana drain is hardly economical

black lotus is a powerful psychedelic and technically illegal
black lotus is $600 but i could get u one for $250 if u wunt and now i don't intend to sell them
black lotus is buried after you use it?
black lotus is a secret sect dedicated to ruling mankind

type 1 is heterosexually transmitted in trinidad and tobago
type 1 is a risk factor for alzheimer’s disease
type 1 is not type 2
type 1 is most commonly diagnosed in children and young adults
type 1 is the format recognized by hundreds of models

[Toad]

matthieu is a french man who became a buddhist monk

I hope I got their crazy ninja skills too
Go go Shaolins.

[rvs]

Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about morefling yet.

I'm just soooo underground

My initials, rvs, appear to be the equivilant of a ton of things, like $13, and $50.... so.... who's the $100? ;p

A few other notables:

rudy is the remarkable true story of a young man's ferocious determination to realize his dream in the face of a world of naysayers
rudy is the man
rudy is "the cats meow"
rudy is broke

If you wanna donate money to me, morefling@morphling.de at paypal

[Toad]

I've been Dutchowned on Googlism

matthieu is ook lid van het agl
matthieu is teruggebeld door dhr
matthieu is een lieve voorzitter
matthieu is voor u geen onbekende
matthieu is binnen het directeurenoverleg geen onbekende
matthieu is een jonge leerling
matthieu is aan het winnen bij een spel van de sportmiddag
matthieu is dit een kolfje naar zijn hand
matthieu is ook al wakker dus nog een vroege vogel

I need a rope now :<

Translation: Matthieu...
...is a member of the AGL too
...has been called back by mr.
...is a sweet chairman
...is not unknown to you
...is not unknown in the board of directors
...is a young apprentice
...is winning a game in the sports-afternoon
(for Matthieu)...this is a piece of cake
...is up already and as such an early bird.

- Bram

[rvs]

I've been Dutchowned on Googlism

The white flag must've given you away.

[Dr. Sylvan]

Well, while I didn't get Dutchowned, I think I need to work on my PR campaign...

phil is pulled out of his home
phil is coming to channel 5 woi
phil is taking on all of brazil
phil is a top bloke
phil is saved by a miracle
phil is looking for parents of teens
phil is undergoing chemotherapy and radiotherapy for a cancer in
phil is massive
phil is on holiday
phil is goth
phil is coming out
phil is hot
phil is not gay
phil is in "the zone"
phil is the executive director of grace to you
phil is basically the only one to blame if you don't like the comments on these pages
phil is a tool
phil is planning to buy some sort of plastic penis at san fransisco

At least stanton is a little better:

stanton is available for evening appointments
stanton is the sole survivor of an expedition into the himalayas
stanton is approximately 692
stanton is approximately 5
stanton is approximately 33
stanton is approximately 2
stanton is a highly respected specialist in his field

[Bram]

The number bit ("Stanton is 33") is likely do to the fact that the so-called Stanton number is a dimensionless number used in fluid mechanics to signify the ratio between heat transfer and heat capacity. It is itself a function of the Nusselt, Reynolds and Prandtl numbers. Be glad your name is Stanton rather than any of the latter three. Allthough the Reynolds number is the most interesting one by far (since its used to determine wether a flow is laminary or turbulent), everyone would call you Burt rather than Pip in that case

My last name gave some Dutch results:

verhees is een eikel (...is a jerk)
verhees is verrassend (...is surprising)
verhees is fout (...is wrong)
verhees is het meest succesvolle nederlandse paar met een gemiddelde van 0 (...is the most succesful dutch couple with an average of zero (wtf?!))
verhees is de stuwende kracht geweest en zijn inzet blijkt onmisbaar (...has been the driving force and his efforts proved invaluable)
verhees is gestopt als onze leider (...has quit as our leader)

That last one is a bit ominous....

Oh, and some REAL savage ones when I enetered: 'what is TMD?"

tmd is more about politics than missiles

Yeah, let's stop talking about Meandeck vs. Shortbus and start discussing long-range nuclear weaponry.

tmd is based on us

Is that based on 'us' or based on 'U.S.'?

tmd is a must

No argument there.

tmd is the recognised european centre of excellence for cathode and electron gun technology

lol @ that little bit of copyright infringement.

tmd is less ambitious than nmd

We've neglected the fast-growing T1.5 site www.nomanadrain.com for far too long...

tmd is your single source solution for improving operations and profitability

Smmenen couldn't have said it better himself.

tmd is a muscle stress syndrome

Not exactly, but it induces one for sure.

tmd is part of the military's countermeasures

I told you guys there was something funny about Zherbus.

tmd is unnecessary given that the primary north korean threat is artillery

"You filthy american dog bring workshops to tourney? I kill you with AK-47!"

tmd is primarily a response to chinese threats

Yeah, when will those dumb vintage players stop playing with simplified Chinese psychatogs already? And on a related note:

tmd is the greatest threat to china

Beijing ph34rs our topdecking powers.

tmd is accompanied by pain around the jaw joint that radiates and/or a popping of the jaw when it is opened

I though that only happened when a girl gives me a BJ.

tmd is more common in adults between the ages of 20 and 40

Looks like my demography polls are prime literature around the intarweb

tmd is a violation of the abm treaty as well as of the outer space treaty

I repeatedly told steve to stop nuking n00bs from orbit.

tmd is difficult to diagnose because there is no single measure that provides objective independent evidence of this disorder

...although rumor has it that elitism and lack of playing skill are symptoms.

[MuzzonoAmi]

shannon is only 18 years old

Wow...that's actually true.

shannon is going to show us her whisker biscuits

I don't even know what shisker biscuits are.

shannon is god

Googlism recieves my blessings for picking up faster than you.

shannon is on the cover of maxim magazine

I wasn't aware of this, though if someone has a recent issue of Maxim, I'd be glad to tell you if it is indeed me on the cover.

shannon is a retarted cow

It would appear that I have my enemies as well as my adoring fans.

[Jacob Orlove]

At least your enemies can't spell. :)

Edit: putting two and two together, we reach the conclusion that I am the chosen of Shannon. :p

[jpmeyer]

"jpmeyer" didn't bring up anything, but "jaypee" found the following:

jaypee is now managed by michael laygo’s company
jaypee is providing our winners with a 2 night stay package worth rs
jaypee is a minister of the gospel
jaypee is ordered out of the 'arena' to face the mercy
jaypee is an awntipped
jaypee is having a little physical therapy session with claudia in preparation for the return to grenoble under the best conditions
jaypee is the name of that guy who brings his guitar to school all the time
jaypee is eindelijk weer in d

[Gandalf_The_White_1]

derek is not god

[/quote]

That was the first one.  I stopped reading after that... this proves that googalism is obviously bullshit.

[Dozer]

Truly hilarious. I was totally laughing my ass off at the googlism results for my first name.
My top three:

hanno is former us coach gary mazaroff who was also instrumental in facilitating the team's appearance
hanno is also the european director of maple leaf up and remains active in many aspects of the preservation and dedication of historical military artifacts
hanno is a traditional kayaker's life jacket constructed of segmented foam in a soft nylon shell with a full front zipper

I have done and am amazing things.

And since I am also a suburban area of Tokyo and a town with lots of green and trees around it:

hanno is blessed with a 40 minute commute on the seibu ikebukuro line red arrow express

Now... whoohoo, I can ride trains.

[Matt]

None of you can match the rootin-tootin gunfest that is Matt:

matt is a crazy bastard
matt is in the music management business and sells cheap '80s and '90s rock compilation cds out of several warehouses in colorado
matt is being tested as never before
matt is brilliance in a rawhide satchel[/color]
matt is left alone to guard his family's newly built homestead
matt is still at large
matt is a puzzle game in which the player must guide the eponymous hero around each level to collect all the apples
matt is assumed dead in a bank robbery attempt in montana
matt is coached by russian michael khmel and managed by The Shadow
matt is confused by the human world and he thinks that an ice cube is a wonderful jewel he lost when he put it in his pocket

[Jacob Orlove]

I went back and looked at some of my other ones:

jacob is the chosen of god
jacob is a six year old huskie mix
jacob is a female
jacob is probably the only anomaly in the family
jacob is a postman living in a surrealistically squalid new york city
jacob is off and running as he tries to decipher what's so threatening in penn's nonsensical pages
jacob is a major leather producer and export of thailand
jacob is a grappler and the wrestling seasons begins next week
jacob is such a bad ass
jacob is a small to medium size breed
jacob is a 5

[Bram]

Scroll up and read the ones I posted about 'what is TMD' again. Some of those are hilarious.

It occures to me I have't tried my first name yet. It's all amazingly accurate.

About my personality:

bram is meticulously precise in word and action
bram is so hot
bram is a force of nature who readers will have fallen in love with by the end of the story
(further down:) bram is just so hot

About my career so far:

bram is able to examine many societal taboos
bram is one of the most praised writers of gay fiction
bram is also an avid ocean swimmer and bodysurfer and was a lifeguard at huntington state beach for five years
bram is working for the state of oregon as an appraiser/analyst
bram is a priest
bram is looking for work

About my name and descent:

bram is comanche
bram is an abbreviation of the legendary heroes
bram is also a pure vampire

Hobbies and peculiarities:

bram is dragged to meet the queen and the rest of the rat women (?!?)
bram is configured to be 8 bits wide
bram is playing a wu weenie deck played at worlds by team punisher

Some translated ones from Dutch (apparently, I'm less popular in Holland):

bram is a fat prick
bram is a kraut
bram is endangering the dutch fashion world
bram is evil

[st00mie]

What.  The.  Fuck.

Oh, and death @ misetings.

[Bram]

http://www.naturessolutions.co.uk/product_info.php?products_id=96

While the BR4M item is obviously best by far, their bestsellers include BR8M, BR9M and BR6M.

[Dante]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dante&r=f

the first one that comes up is:

Dante

Gods right hand man, deliverer of god, Most beautiful and sexy being.

 

they have good taste