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« on: April 04, 2005, 08:53:37 pm » |
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Hello boys! I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! Just making a little announcement that the shit that needed to be settled did indeed get settled, and I'm ready to start flipping the cards and hitting the reply button again, for the first time since October. I can even go to some tournaments! I am limited to Sundays untill August, though. Well, watch out for Kerz when surfing the forums. Now, for the real purpose of this thread: What happened while I was gone? I kept very loose tabs on the vintage scene, so I know all about the decks and tournament wins and stuff, but who are some new faces on TMD? Who has left us? What's new? What's old? Throw a bone to an old face like me. PS: I still look like this. I am sooo the sex. PPS: If anyone cares, the college I ended up at is located here: www.rwu.edu , they offered me great scholarships and it's a really beautiful campus/great atmosphere, and very solid education. I'm planning on getting my bachelor's in History and go on to Law School. |
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« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2005, 08:57:55 pm » |
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I know one thing for sure, I still haven't gotten my damn coffee milk.
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« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2005, 09:02:19 pm » |
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It's in the mail!
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When am I?
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« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2005, 09:08:54 pm » |
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Welcome back! Rampant partisanship is "in".
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« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2005, 09:48:28 pm » |
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Aggro sucks. Seriously. Swinging with men hasn't been this unpopular since the early 80s.
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http://www.goodgamery.com/pmo/c025.GIF---------------------- SpenceForHire2k7: Its unessisary SpenceForHire2k7: only spelled right SpenceForHire2k7: <= world english teach evar ---------------------- noitcelfeRmaeT {Team Hindsight}
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« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2005, 11:47:40 pm » |
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Congrats on getting into Roger Williams, a couple friends of mine from High School went there and they all speak very highly of it.
History majors 4L
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« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2005, 02:54:13 am » |
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OMG KERZ :DDDDDDDD
/me pokes Kerz with a Kerz-poking stick
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« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2005, 03:49:11 am » |
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"Like a couple of college freshmen who were rejected by Harvard and forced to go to Brown.... We're Rhode Island bound!"
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« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2005, 04:01:00 am » |
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OMG he still has the semi-crappy cam phone :)
I have that exact same blouse. Oh, and regarding your question about what happened while you were gone: it doesn't fit me anymore :-P
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<BR4M> I like that. which half of god do you believe in?
<j_orlove> the half that tells me how to live my life
<j_orlove> but not the half that tells me how others should live theirs
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« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2005, 10:55:18 am » |
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Sup Kerz,
I hear Tog is playable again, so you should be happy I suppose.
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« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2005, 02:38:34 pm » |
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Kerzner is back...
Looks like I might have to lace up soon. The scene has changed alot as far as who shows up to tournaments, at the last Mykeatog's Mox I had mroe people that I didn't know than people that I did know.
So what do we Kerzner? Seems like the old rivalry is old news, but these forums coudl use some heated flame-toungues.
I'll leave it up to you.
/powers up torch gun.
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« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2005, 05:20:06 pm » |
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Dear Mykeatog,
The rivalry will never be old. Die.
Your pal, Kerz.
PS: Tog is playable? OH MY GOD -pops such a large number of boners the amount can only be described in wild, monkey like sounds- Is any kind of Keeper/4cc/Xcc playable?
PPS: Myke: it seems like more and more randoms are winning tournaments. Even when I would read like, SCG top eights, I would see mostly people I didn't know from TMD. Wierd. Why did this happen?
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« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2005, 12:31:23 pm » |
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/bat
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It's always better when their crying.
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« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2005, 02:06:21 pm » |
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Kerz, wernt you like way young? I recall the last time I talked to you, you were barely getting a permit. Thought you were a junior in highschool, now your accepted to college? Stunning, but aside, the magic world has changed quite a bit. Slavery became the hotness, Trinisphere is gone, Fish had gone into recession, and all tog players played CS. Go figure. Welcome back, your head will be mine! (in a competitive respectful way of course)
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« Reply #14 on: April 07, 2005, 06:38:42 pm » |
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I dunno. But, I'm a senior in highschool now, going to college soon, and have had my liscence for awhile. I drive a 96 Accord. Reet! Any Tog player that plays CS now is a traitor. Tog for life! http://www.kerz187.com/Pictures/TMD%20Stuff/Kerzatogs.jpg they need action  |
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« Reply #15 on: April 07, 2005, 07:38:02 pm » |
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Kerz you scrub im taking you down. |
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« Reply #16 on: April 07, 2005, 08:42:20 pm » |
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We'll see, Raj. Don't forget, I have the power of the toilet seat* on my side. *If you're looking for clarification on that semi-inside joke, ask Ashok. I'm glad to see people didn't forget who I was, at least.  |
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« Reply #17 on: April 07, 2005, 09:51:00 pm » |
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I'm glad to see people didn't forget who I was, at least. :P It's not often I see small children playing with Quirion Dryads. It's a pretty memorable sight. |
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« Reply #18 on: April 17, 2005, 09:13:43 pm » |
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Rock.
Are you going to be able to make it to at least one day of Waterbury? And I mean like, actually show up this time :<
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Kerz
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« Reply #19 on: April 20, 2005, 02:31:27 am » |
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Yes, yes. Day two, I shall grace ye with my presence. I'm still getting over the vicious case of crabs I caught from you last time, Carl. :<<<
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« Reply #20 on: April 24, 2005, 01:43:28 am » |
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This is what I think of Kerz coming out of retirement. My ass...please meet Aaron Kerzner. :shock: http://home.ripway.com/2005-1/238470/kerzpwned.jpg |
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RIP Mogg Fanatic...at least you are still better than Fire Bowman!!!
I was once asked on MWS, what the highest I ever finished at a TMD Open was. I replied, "I've never played in a Waterbury. I was then called "A TOTAL NOOB!"
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« Reply #21 on: April 24, 2005, 10:56:02 am » |
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Ray, did you teabag a twelve year old?
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WRONG! CONAN, WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?!
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women.
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« Reply #22 on: April 24, 2005, 11:19:17 am » |
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"Like a couple of college freshmen who were rejected by Harvard and forced to go to Brown.... We're Rhode Island bound!" As much as I love Family Guy, there's no reason to get so personal here!  Also, Kerz, as Lord of the Atogs, I proclaim that there is no shame in a Tog player picking up Control Slaver. It is filled with Food and Tasty Snacks. It even includes Goblin Welder, Master Chef. An Atog's paradise, akin to the scene in Willy Wonka where the kids are walking around the Candy World where you can eat the flowers and drink from the chocolate waterfall. |
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« Reply #23 on: April 24, 2005, 05:39:24 pm » |
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Kerz, welcome to speed quarters. Here's your helmet and blunt object...
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Kerz
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« Reply #24 on: April 24, 2005, 06:50:07 pm » |
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Speed Quarters = the best ever.
I cannot BELIEVE how close Ray's ass was to my face. You guys have no soul. Take advantage of a man who's passed out?
All I have to say is that, between myself and Raymond, it is on. I'm going to get him back. Bad.
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« Reply #25 on: April 24, 2005, 11:33:29 pm » |
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« Reply #26 on: April 24, 2005, 11:52:12 pm » |
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After taking it that hard, I think you need to go back into "retirement" again......
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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