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Author Topic: Japan is fucked up, pt. deux  (Read 2748 times)
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« on: March 31, 2005, 11:39:50 pm »

One day after class, a ninensei girl walked up to me, and out of nowhere proudly exclaimed "Spread your legs!" Perhaps mistaking the look of shocked bewilderment on my face for misunderstanding, she stuck her chest out and repeated it even louder - "Spread your legs!"
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« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2005, 12:09:15 am »

Bwahahaha. Those are great.
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« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2005, 02:52:56 pm »

Man, I still have no idea what the deal is with Japanese kids and sticking your fingers up someone's ass.

I applied for the teaching job that this guy has, and while I was doing research on it, I would find a bunch of blogs like these and scarily enough, all of them sounded the same.  Which means like this one.
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« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2005, 11:00:41 pm »

Your title is wrong, this should be "Japan is fucked up, pt 49827" or maybe even higher because it seems like we get a new thread celebrating an aspect of Japanese craziness every week since the beginning of TMD. I'm fairly sure I'm responsible for a fair chunk of those threads as well.

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« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2005, 11:25:23 pm »

It's the second time I personally have posted something about it. Hence deux.
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« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2005, 04:57:25 am »

These are great, especially his movie / serie references are cool:

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« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2005, 01:42:11 am »

So, do we have anybody in the community who's done the JET program, or anybody who's close friends with somebody who has?  It's been a topic of conversation among my friends as of late, and it seems like something I'd definitely be interested in but want to get more first-hand info on.
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« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2005, 09:09:14 pm »

Bumping this for two reasons.

One, the original link has several updates since the posting, and they're just as hilarious.

Two, to echo TracerBullet's question.  I've heard about this program through several avenues and even had my boss recommend this to me as a possible 'thing to do' before I start a career.  So, anyone here know more about the JET program?
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« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2005, 06:07:02 pm »

I applied for it for much the same reason.  My Japanese and Asian Studies profs that I asked for my letters of recommendation from thought that I would be a shoo-in, since I have an English degree and level 3 capability on the Ninhongo Nouryoku Shiken, but I got rejected without even getting to the interview stage.

Dom from Megatokyo also got rejected before even getting to the interview stage.
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« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2005, 06:46:46 pm »

Hahahahahaha, these are great! I've only started going through them just now and I'm already hooked! Must add this to my list of sites to check every day...

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