Cats can talk! Vote your Google Idol!

[Dozer]

I don't know how many of you have seen this, but it is too funny/ awesome/ weird to miss: These cats can talk! We knew about parrots, and other animals are supposed to have been talking in passable human, and now cats? "All the live long day..." who would have thought it!

Also, while GoogleVideo and other similar platforms are capable of delivering almost everything weird under the sun, I was as yet unable to locate a video showing 40 midgets fighting a lion. We need proof, dammit! Then these cats could be interpreters for the fight, or do the commentary from the booth for the feline audience, or be interviewed as experts.

Commentator: "How would you judge those claw swipes?"
Feline expert: "Eeot waaas verrrrrry esperrrrrrrtly dun. Clearrrrrr disembo-meow-ling. Meow!"

Also, everybody go to www.googleidol.com and vote for the first Google idol!
Not endorsed by Google Inc., but still damn funny.

[Kasuras]

Cats can talk now, it won't be long before they take over the world.

Meow-net is due. Beware, for termicats will soon come from the future and kill you. Fear.

[Dozer]

Cats can talk now, it won't be long before they take over the world.

Not before someone invents the proverbial tin opener that can be operated by paws. Only then will cats truly throw off the chains of oppression!

[BigMac]

If you have ever seen Red Dwarf you would know that cats are the next bipedal intelligent self conscious inhabitants of the universe.