TEAM RECRUITING!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GU3ST]

Team Passwordistaco is recruiting new members
The team is the most prestigious team in vintage the includes myself and Forcethewill (The Loose Goose)
We make team MeanDeck look nice.
People that have heard us sing have called us the songbirds of our generation.
We are very important. We have many leather-boundbooks.

We have requirements for anyone who is looking to join our pro level team

1.   Must figure out the current password
2.   Must be current on The League
3.   Must be a Swanson
4.   Root for the Chicago Cubs to win a world series every year
5.   Must have inside jokes with a complete stranger
6.   Run a marathon because it was on the way
7.   Must be able to do the gallon challenge backwards
8.   Need to use incorrect grammar because our team motto is Its time to eat grandma
9.   Must be able to protect a store full of people from a bear attack
10.   Have to be looser then a hotdog down a hallway
11.   Must steal someone’s deck list and add 1 card to it and claim it as your own
12.   Must be able to shoot a womprat into a hole about 3 meters wide or whatever that quote from Star Wars is


Perks for all team members
1.   We don’t have a team forum
2.   We are the best team out there
3.   We have the best Password
4.   We can give you our phone numbers in case you want to spitball ideas (by spitball ideas we mean send spitballs through a phone)
5.   We have no rules


When deciding on new team memberships it will need to be passed by 2/3 votes by Forcethewill and myself.
If a decision is not reached there will be sac races held on consecutive Sundays until new members have been decided.

[AmbivalentDuck]

Perks for all team members
1.   We don’t have a team forum

Team TMD wins again :p

[forcethewill]

this is not a contest.  Winning is not applicable to this.  I am sorry to break it to you.  Also yes we do have a team forum.  It meets every Saturday that doesn't contain the number 2,4,5,7,and 9 anywhere in the date

[Wagner]

this is not a contest.  Winning is not applicable to this.  I am sorry to break it to you.  Also yes we do have a team forum.  It meets every Saturday that doesn't contain the number 2,4,5,7,and 9 anywhere in the date

So next meeting is in the year 3000? (Yeah, screw this, I'm not willing to figure out when the first eligible Saturday of that year is).

[forcethewill]

this is not a contest.  Winning is not applicable to this.  I am sorry to break it to you.  Also yes we do have a team forum.  It meets every Saturday that doesn't contain the number 2,4,5,7,and 9 anywhere in the date

So next meeting is in the year 3000? (Yeah, screw this, I'm not willing to figure out when the first eligible Saturday of that year is).

Yes this is correct. 

[yangtime]

I'm bad at maths, but does this mean the last forum was on November 10th, 1888? It seems like you could have sent me a telegraph or something. Although, I probably would not have been able to attend since I was busy in London during that time.

I've noted January 11th, 3000 on my calendar for the next forum.

[GrandpaBelcher]

I've noted January 11th, 3000 on my calendar for the next forum.

You see what results you can get if you schedule events far enough in advance? Let this be a lesson to tournament organizers.

Also, I won't be able to make that. It will be my wife's 1016th birthday.