Round 1:
My opponent got this combo off where he drew a bunch of cards via 3 Horns of Greed, Fastbond, and Glacial Chasm, then discarded them all for Sickening Dreams.

Rounds 2 and 3, I boarded out Mana Crypt, Grim Monolith, the Dragons, Flowstones, and a Triskellion, and boarded in 3 Bloom Moons and 4 Jester's Caps.
Round 2:
I played a first-turn Factory, only hit with it on the second turn. I played and sacced a Jester's Cap 3rd turn, and he conceded before it resolved, although he did respond with Impulse.
Round 3:
I had to mulligan 3 times, and I still didn't have any land, but ended up with 2 moxes, a Su-Chi, and a Metalworker. He went first, and I ended up drawing a Mountain, so I played the Metalworker, then next turn, drew another Su-Chi and used the Metalworker to get enough mana to play it. With 6 mana on the table, I played a Jester's Cap, he let it come into play (surprising me), then he countered the ability when I sacced it.

The second Su-Chi was countered when I played it next turn, but I had drawn and played a Black Lotus. Su-Chi and a Metalworker plinked him to death, aided by an early Lightning Bolt. Never did get to use the Lotus, although I did get a Welder into play the turn before he conceded.

He ended up vampiric tutoring twice, and regrowthing the tutor, but still couldn't get the cards he needed.
Match: 2-1-0
Tournament: 1-1-0
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// Entry #19: (
phyrexiancheese@hotmail.com)
// Deck: TurboPIE
// Land
1 Glacial Chasm
1 Tolarian Academy
4 Undiscovered Paradise
2 Gemstone Mine
4 Tundra
4 Underground Sea
4 Tropical Island
3 Island
// Artifacts
4 Horn of Greed
1 Zuran Orb
1 Black Lotus
1 Sol Ring
// Creatures
// Instants
4 Gush
4 Impulse
1 Ancestral Recall
1 Enlightened Tutor
1 Vampiric Tutor
4 Force of Will
1 Abeyance
// Sorceries
1 Demonic Tutor
1 Timetwister
1 Regrowth
1 Sickening Dreams
4 Duress
1 Time Walk
// Enchantments
3 Exploration
1 Fastbond
1 Trade Routes
// Sideboard
SB: 3 Compost
SB: 4 Brainstorm
SB: 2 Circle of Protection: Red
SB: 2 Dismantling Blow
SB: 4 Gainsay
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// Entry #23: (
jeek@jeek.net)
// Deck: ETP's Stacker
// Land
2 Mishra's Factory
14 Mountain
4 Mishra's Workshop
// Artifacts
1 Memory Jar
1 Grim Monolith
1 Mana Crypt
1 Black Lotus
1 Sol Ring
1 Mox Sapphire
1 Mox Ruby
1 Mox Pearl
1 Mox Jet
1 Mox Emerald
// Creatures
2 Flowstone Sculpture
1 Triskelion
4 Su-Chi
4 Juggernaut
2 Masticore
2 Teeka's Dragon
2 Karn, Silver Golem
4 Goblin Welder
3 Metalworker
// Instants
4 Lightning Bolt
// Sorceries
1 Wheel of Fortune
2 Browbeat
// Enchantments
// Sideboard
SB: 3 Blood Moon
SB: 3 Red Elemental Blast
SB: 4 Pyroclasm
SB: 1 Triskelion
SB: 4 Jester's Cap
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