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Mykeatog
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« on: March 23, 2003, 10:08:38 pm » |
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Now that I have FINNALY picked up the fourth foil Unearth, I am ready to win a mox, and I am in a good mood. When I walk into the room I am informed that my ultimate tech (Unearth), is all over the place as everyone has realized that Unearth is just awesome. I will prove this during round three.
DECKLIST _BS Suicide_ Played by Originator-- Mike Broughton
4 Shade 4 Hyppie 4 Negator 3 Skirge 4 Unearth(Foil... stay tuned for why I am telling you this.)
4 Duress 4 Hymn to Tourach 4 Powder Keg
1 Demonic Tutor 1 Necropotence 1 Yawmoth's WIN
4 Ritual 1 Mox Jet (Real) 1 Lotus (Proxied on top of a Foiled Scarheap.. HOT.) 4 Bloodstained Mire 1 Strip Mine (BB English) 3 Wasteland 12 Swamp
//Sideboard 4 Maze of Ith 4 Smother 4 Disk's 1 V. Tutor 2 Bottle Gnomes
Yeah- So I was pretty pumped. I do some trading... and start considering my stupid black deck with Evil Presence a little bit more. Round one pairings.
Me vs. Dan (Pernicious Dude)-- 1 fish, 2 fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish.
Game 1. I get a hand with no threats, but a waste and a strip. I keep. He plays his only blue (or red) source... I strip. I eventually play a shade and kick his butt. The game was dumb, and I wished him luck in game two.
Game 2. He gets shitty draw, and I get first turn Necro. I necro down to 8 (after 4 turns or so....) without drawing a single card in ym deck that can hurt him, or a search card. I sure did get all the rituals, and smothers I could want though. Not to mention enough sac lands and swamps to pay maan for the ENTIRE field worth of Suicides (using UNEARTHS-- W00t!). So I draw two more cards, and a Hyppie, and Unearth. He kills hyppie... I bring it back... he kills me with Psi-Blast/Fire... He wins.
Game 3. He spent the whole game on the offensive, I tried and tried.. holding a strong defence, but his Null rods, and his Fish, just eat up my stuff... and I can't do anything about it. Awesome guy, awesome opponent. He wins.
0-1-0 1-2
ROUND 2. Me. vs Chris Odea
Game One. Nice guy. I killed him with a shade and a hyppie.. I saw 4 land, and two quiron elves in the whole game.
Game 2. I get my team out as usual... and he gets out a defence of the heart. I swing to bring him to nine with skirge, negator, and Shade. He gets two Shivan Dragon's with his Defence, and decdies to use them offensively. I kill him next turn.
1-1-0 3-2
Between rounds massive trading ensues.
Round 3. vs. I don't know.
So, I sit down and strat searching for my deck as my opponent walks over. He sits down, and I continue to search for my deck. 5 minutes, and no deck later, I recieve a game loss. 10 minutes, and another loss later, I come to a startling realization... some fuckin' dip shit stole my deck. Well.. let me be more comprehensive than that...
Some guy MUST have seen me playing my awesome ass deck in round 1 or 2, and in his infinite suck-thought, realzed that he could never be as tech as me... or even aquire the same magic cards that I owned; through legal means. Then, upon considering his options, he continued to think that the best way for him to be anywhere near as cool as me... was to steal my deck. I mean, I know alot of people got mox's, and Shades... but he obviously wanted the foil Unearth's so his deck-- that he stole from me-- could be as pimpin' as my deck. That is now his.
It sucks that I don't have these cards anymore, but I am not as angry as it seems, or as I was expecting to be under these curcumstances. One thing that I know for sure is... Cheaters never win. This punk kid who stole my shit has a whole lot of cards that don't belong to him, but that doesn't matter because any respectable person or player wouldn't steal the cards because they wouldn't need to. You won't win kid. Ever.
Anyway, I spent the rest of the day trading, and hanging out with Dan and Jess (Driver and Awesome Homeys w00t!). I managed to get another Shade, and a Hyppie, 2 steps back towards the perfection I am destined to make. I also ended up with a nice pile of good cards. I didn't get any foil unearth's though, that sucks. All in all a good day, accept... yea, well you know.
Props: Dan and Jess: Bed, Drive, Sleep, Good, Friends, Yum. Nick: T8. Dan Beat me, and T8. Ray: Tourney, and helping out. Roomate: For having my other piece of power (so it couldn't have been swiped.)
Slops: My own fucking lame ass. People who steal magic cards. People who help people steal my magic cards. ..Oh Unearth, how I long for thee foil...
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