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MolotDET

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« on: February 07, 2004, 09:24:21 pm »

OMG you won't believe it... This so funny!

http://www.ninjaburger.com/


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« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2004, 10:08:01 pm »

That is beyond awesome!


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« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2004, 10:44:42 pm »

***SPEAK NOW UNTO THE TMD ORACLE***

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As masters of the ancient art of Fast Food Delivery, we guarantee that all our customers are happy. In fact, there is no such thing as an unhappy customer. We mean that. If you are unhappy, we will be happy to send a ninja deliveryperson to speak with you about what is making you unhappy. And then you will be happy. Or else you will not be. Alive, that is.

TMD ORACLE: "These are the things I think about when I see little girls on television."

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You will experience the Ninja Burger difference!

TMD ORACLE: "I don't think the Japanese quite got the idea of the boy band right."


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Eat like a NINJA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2004, 02:40:29 am »

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When you place your order, our trained ninja delivery team springs into action, ensuring that no matter where you are, you'll get your order, hot and tasty, in 30 minutes or less. Guaranteed, or we commit seppuku.

Fuck the pizza guy and his late bitch ass!


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When you feel hunger, you feed your belly, eh?
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Eat like a NINJA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2004, 04:46:36 am »

While moderately amusing, this concept is SO stolen from Neal Stephenson's 1992 landmark cyberpunk novel called 'Snow Crash', where the main character was a katana-weilding pizza delivery ninja who called himself 'The Deliverator'.

I suggest you read it if you <3 pizza, ninja, and kickass humorous SF.


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« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2004, 05:17:47 am »

Hey, I actually saw the game at my local store the other day. Funny coincidence.

Or maybe it's not...and god's trying to tell me to follow my calling as a ninja delivery boy.

Oh man that'd be sweet, but Id more than likely end up using my stealth powers for evil, if you know what I mean Twisted Evil


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« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2004, 10:51:52 am »

Snow Crash is awesome. "Hiro Protagonist" is the best possible name for a good guy who aliases himself "The Deliverator". I could never figure out how exactly I was expected to pronounce "Da5id", though.