Dancing with unnatractive chicks

[Magi]

So say you're at a club, standing at the side of the dancefloor with a brewsky, scoping out the scene.

Out of the blue, a chick, who is unnatractive to you comes up to you and asks you to dance.

Now, would you dance with her?




If you don't dance with her, you hurt her feelings, and you lose points with her friends/any other women who saw what you did, they might think you're snobby or something.

If you say yes, well, you're dancing with a really unattractive chick.


I mean, girls reject guys all the time what's the big deal when a guy rejects a girl!

[Matt]

I mean, girls reject guys all the time what's the big deal when a guy rejects a girl!

Yeah but what we're aiming at is to be BETTER than that. We want the girls to stop rejecting the guys, and we lead by example.

Secondly, it's not a big deal, just a dance. It's not like she's asking you to service her crevice(s), and it'd probably make the girl real happy, so why not.

[Dr. Sylvan]

This is among the many reasons to not go clubbing. Among the others:

1. Total inability to dance.
2. Dislike of loud noises.
3. Dislike of crowds.
4. More Magic articles to write.
5. Unlikely prospects of meeting a decently intelligent chick and actually conversing with her under condition No. 2.

I prefer to use my classes for coming up with excuses to talk to girls socially. *heads off to dinner with exactly such a lady*

[Phantom Tape Worm]

I think you should re-phrase the question.  Replace "fat chick" with "unattractive chick", since that's what you're really getting at:  A girl that you find unattractive comes up to you at the bar and asks you to dance.  

You know there are some guys out there that don't mind or even prefer a big girl...I know I do like me a big butt

Ok, first, I'm envisioning this scenario as if you are way out of this girl's league.  You're just sitting at the bar, or at a table chillin with the guys you came with, and this girl taps you on the shoulder, chats you up for a bit, and then asks you to dance.  BTW, any unattractive girl that has enough balls to approach a group of guys who are clearly out of her league by herself, has definately earned a dance IMO.

But yeah dude, if said unattractive girl does ask you to dance, you'd be quite the prick to turn her down, at least in my book.  I can see no reason whatsoever to not dance with her; I mean, we're to assume that you don't have another girl with you, right?  The only thing you risk is losing face with your boys, but honestly, I think you'd be doing the opposite.  I'd think that was very cool of you if I were there.

Also, remember she is a female...and you are a gamer...why are you being picky  

[Magi]

ya I felt kinda terrible after

well it's unanimous, I'm a dick.

just looking for confirmation.

I'll react differently next time.

edit: yea edited it, can't edit my poll though

[Magi]

This is among the many reasons to not go clubbing. Among the others:

1. Total inability to dance.
2. Dislike of loud noises.
3. Dislike of crowds.
4. More Magic articles to write.
5. Unlikely prospects of meeting a decently intelligent chick and actually conversing with her under condition No. 2.

I prefer to use my classes for coming up with excuses to talk to girls socially. *heads off to dinner with exactly such a lady*

ya several of my friends have said the exact same thing, citing the same reasons (except #4, which could be replaced with something like more time for work/school)

fortunately #'s 1-3 don't apply to me. It's an indirect result from my raving days.

Matt: You know that even if every guy in the world accepted every offer for anything, GIRLS WILL STILL REJECT GUYS

[Azhrei]

Clubs are for hitting baby seals with, not for dancing.

Best club story ever, starring Matt D'Avanzo:

Matt's in a bar or something with some friends, and this chick comes up to him.

Chick: "Hey, see my friend over there? You should go talk to her."

(the girl in question was evidently pretty hot)

Matt: "Why would I do that? What could I possibly have in common with some girl in a bar? No thanks."

And THAT, my friends, is the sole purpose of clubs and bars, because dancing is for girls.

[CrazyCarl]

Clubs are for hitting baby seals with, not for dancing.

Best club story ever, starring Matt D'Avanzo:

Matt's in a bar or something with some friends, and this chick comes up to him.

Chick: "Hey, see my friend over there? You should go talk to her."

(the girl in question was evidently pretty hot)

Matt: "Why would I do that? What could I possibly have in common with some girl in a bar? No thanks."

And THAT, my friends, is the sole purpose of clubs and bars, because dancing is for girls.

I find it hard to believe Matt D'Avanzo would have a hot girl anywhere, bar or otherwise, want to hit on him.  Myself, Shane, Josh, Dave, and Marc know why.  GenCon boys?  HAHAHAHAHHA

[jpmeyer]

Fat chicks need love, too.  They just gotta pay

[rvs]

only if she has hot girlfriends. Basicly, if you're nice to the ugly ones too, then the hot one will think: "Oh, he's really a great guy"

Well, that's basicly how it works.

[kl0wn]

It's time to put an end to this debate once and for all.

You should always dance (or whatever else she's asking you to do with her) with the fat chick. Always.

Why should you always dance with the fat chick? Because fat chicks give the best helmet. Hands down. There is no discussion about this.

Fat chicks are always putting large objects in their mouths and tend to eat the most disgusting things (like mayonaise *shudder*) so there's never any gagging or spitting. Which would you rather have when it comes right down to it? Helmet from a prissy, skeletal chick who just eats salads and gourmet foods, who's all worried about smearing her lipstick? Or helmet from a fat chick who gets her mouth down in the trenches on shit like limburger cheese and mayo and throats foot-long subs on a daily basis?

[Bram]

Magi: don't feel bad. I voted 'no'. I mean when the fuck? I'm not a social worker. I spend most of my week being nice to unattractive people (I study at a technical university, for God's sake). The way I see it, I can't afford to lose time pretending to like ugly chicks on the weekend. Nex thing you know, they'll wanna be your friend and take you shopping.

I'm there to have a good time, not to make the dawgs feel better about themselves. Does cutting the rug with a fat chick make you have a good time?

That's what I thought.

Oh, and here's another reason. Maybe, MAYBE, if I looked like Brad freakin' Pitt myself, I'd do it. 'Coz I could just dance with her for ten minutes, knowing that every other chick in the room desired me anyway, and then just go ahead and bang three attractive girls later on that very same evening. Well, I don't have that advantage. I need to plan carefully and use all my resources to make it work ONCE in a while. I can't afford to lose precious time, dude. Clubs close at three...

Yeah but what we're aiming at is to be BETTER than that.

I dunno 'bout you, but I'm not. I've just given up on applying women's standards to men alltogether.

[Dr. Sylvan]

***SPEAK NOW UNTO THE TMD ORACLE***

I dunno 'bout you, but I'm not. I've just given up on applying women's standards to men alltogether.

TMD ORACLE: "How to get women to swallow semen: make it sweet and sugary!"

[Phantom Tape Worm]

***SPEAK NOW UNTO THE TMD ORACLE***

I dunno 'bout you, but I'm not. I've just given up on applying women's standards to men alltogether.

TMD ORACLE: "How to get women to swallow semen: make it sweet and sugary!"

You've got it all wrong Sylvan, just direct them to the latest research on fellatio and its connection with fighting breast cancer.

That's right, the cure for cancer is right here baby, drink up.

I wouldn't be suprised if there was some truth to this finding (yes, it does seem like a joke).  But nature does seem to have a history of rewarding the sexually active, eg. male sexual activity can reduce the risk prostate cancer later in life.  Of course you'll never see this story make the six o'clock news; if the sight of an exposed breast at the superbowl is offensive how is puritanical-mother-of-3-in-her-late-30's going to react to this?

[Matt]

It IS a joke. Click on "CNN.com" and it takes you to some page about the Brick Oven chanin of restraunts, and when you use the search thing to search cnn.com for "fellatio" nothing comes up.

[Phantom Tape Worm]

You mean to tell me I've been had?!

Hmmm, ya know, I don't think i'll be sharing that partcular bit of information with the females i've shown this to.  

[Cuandoman]

Well theres also the "let not go out and screw instead" option in my life. I take it frequently after a bottle of wine each.

MISE.

[Darke]

There's an old saying about this:

"It's easier to get a job when you already have a job."

In all likelihood, the last thing you want at a club or a bar is to have some fat chick hanging all over you. Attractive girls will probably assume she's either your girlfriend or make some negative assumptions about you in general.

A hot chick? Definitely. Get a hot female friend of yours to come out to a bar with you. Girls are definitely catty and competitive in that way, and in their minds, if you're hanging out with a cool, attractive girl, that must mean there's something cool/attractive about you as well.

Now, if you're trying to get with a group of hotties who have a nottie with them, then you or one of your buddies is going to have to take one for the boys and occupy the nottie. Those are just the rules of the game.

[walkingdude]

I think the no side is correct. The fact is, you are presumably only in the club in order to pick up chicks. Niceness is an irrelevant factor unless it advances the first goal. So you don’t dance with her to make her feel good or reward her for having guts.
You are associated with what’s around you, dancing with her will actively impair your ability to do better. You will be seen as someone who settles and no girl wants to be with a guy like that because its bad for their self esteem. A lot of women are on a basic level fairly insecure about their appearances even if they are hot. If they know you are the type of guy who dances with ugly chicks they will worry that they are ugly when dancing with you and feel bad. In most cases this is almost certainly irrational, but most emotional responses are, so what can you do.