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Matt
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« on: February 21, 2004, 11:40:59 pm »

The LifeGem is a certified, high quality diamond created from the carbon of your loved one as a memorial to their unique and wonderful life.
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« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2004, 11:43:32 pm »

Oh man those would make the best Zombie tokens in the history of Magic.
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« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2004, 02:56:33 pm »

HOLY MOTHER OF SHIT!
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« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2004, 04:55:34 pm »

I am going to get this done when I die. I mean it. Then, I am going to have my remains fit into the pommel of a rapier and have it given to an appropriate party.
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« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2004, 05:36:44 pm »

http://www.lifegem.com/secondary/LG_Prices.asp

At that price, you probably could just buy a diamond for cheaper... In fact, they might very well do that themselves.

Also, keep in mind that diamond prices are bound to drop substantially, since the monopoly could be destroyed at any time, and since artificially grown diamonds of better quality than natural ones will probably appear in a few years.
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« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2004, 10:14:50 pm »

I'll get the bodies if someone will front the cash.  Best tokens ever?  Oh yes sir.

TAKE THAT ROB DOUGHERTY!
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« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2004, 09:24:29 am »

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I'll get the bodies if someone will front the cash.  Best tokens ever?  Oh yes sir.

TAKE THAT ROB DOUGHERTY!


What the crap?  Dude...

I thought YOU were getting the cash?

WTF do I do with all these bodies now?...
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« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2004, 12:12:07 pm »

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