TheManaDrain.com
February 25, 2026, 02:43:07 pm *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
News:
 
   Home   Help Search Calendar Login Register  
Pages: [1] 2
  Print  
Author Topic: Funny Post Quotes  (Read 10703 times)
wuaffiliate
Basic User
**
Posts: 599


Team Reflection


View Profile
« on: April 11, 2004, 10:38:18 pm »

im surprized there isnt a thread stickied such as this one yet. lets start it off with a mad classic.

Quote from: WhiteMage05
My post may have sucked. However, why did it get moved to the Sui Black Forum instead of just getting deleted? or locked?
Logged
Kowal
My name is not Brian.
Adepts
Basic User
****
Posts: 2497


Reanimate your feet!


View Profile
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2004, 10:40:58 pm »

That's right.

CONSIDER THIS A BLATANT ADVERTISEMENT.

1)  SEND ME LINKS TO ENTERTAININGLY DUMB THREADS
2)  MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN.
Logged
Dr. Sylvan
TMD Oracle and Uber-Melvin
Adepts
Basic User
****
Posts: 1973



View Profile Email
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2004, 11:24:43 pm »

Quote from: Kowal
Phil, you collect quotes.  This would be entire posts, and unintentional funnies because of blatant stupidity.

Got it. It was the "Quotes" in the thread title that [card]bamboozle[/card]d me.

Surely though, we can all find the Suicide Black Forum on our own? hehehe ;)
Logged

bebe
Full Members
Basic User
***
Posts: 555



View Profile Email
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2004, 10:28:25 am »

How to put Platinum Angel to its best use ...

Quote

I think you missed the whole point.

Yes, it is a bit shaky but this is just a rough draft. Anyways, the way to win is get angels in play, then get both players to 0 lives or 0 cards in the library, sac an angel so you won't be at 0 life, then it's ability no longer matters so your opponent dies (he's technically been dead except for the angel).

Tell me what you think of the concept if you hate the deck.
Logged

Rarely has Flatulence been turned to advantage, as with a Frenchman referred to as "Le Petomane," who became affluent as an effluent performer who played tunes with the gas from his rectum on the Moulin Rouge stage.
Toad
Crazy Frenchman
Adepts
Basic User
****
Posts: 2152


112347045 yoshipd@hotmail.com toadtmd
View Profile
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2004, 10:48:46 am »

A random comment about a Suicide deck:

Quote
It looks very good.
Logged
Dr. Sylvan
TMD Oracle and Uber-Melvin
Adepts
Basic User
****
Posts: 1973



View Profile Email
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2004, 09:08:19 am »

Quote
You dont [sic] seem to get that im [sic] lookiing [sic] for somemone [sic] to tell me what to do. i [sic] dont [sic] think thta [sic] i [sic] am going to be better at playing the slaverys than smmenen so i [sic] want to know how to play it from him not guess on what to do. Plus i [sic] have a tournament coming ups [sic] in like 4 days and [sic] i [sic] am thinking abuot playnig slave.dec but i [sic] want to know wath [sic] the best side boark [sic] plan is. Plus i [sic] dont [sic] have much time to do the testing and i [sic] would rather learn from the best guys on themanadrain than from people who are just going to tell me to figure it out muyself. [sic]

if [sic] 3sphere is no good against anything but dar7 [sic] then whey [sic] even bother putting it in the side?? [sic] Draw 7 dies to chalice for zero [SIC] so why even bother worrying abuot [sic] it to begin with?? [sic]

I am more worried about tog.dec which is the best deck right now anyway because it is what all the good player [sic] will have.
Logged

Dr. Sylvan
TMD Oracle and Uber-Melvin
Adepts
Basic User
****
Posts: 1973



View Profile Email
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2004, 08:02:24 pm »

I had trouble resuming breathing because I was laughing so hard from this post in the Bitch Forum:
Quote
I'm getting banned anyway so whoopity doo.

I don't really care that I'm getting banned cuz I can still post and shit from a friends 'puter.

I'll be making a new account any way so I'll use this opportunity to say somthing I wanted to say a while ago

KL0wn is an asshole I hope he gets falsly accused of child molestation and ends uo going to prison and getting fisted in the ass by 3 large angry inmates. I use AOL and I'm not stupid nor am I computer illiterate. such an inlfamitory statement as he makes just makes him look like the Idiot.

again Kl0wn is a cum dumpster and I'm not going to be posting anymore.

"I can still post and shit from a friends 'puter. [...] I'm not going to be posting anymore."

Sweet merciful crap.
Logged

Bram
Adepts
Basic User
****
Posts: 3203


I've got mushroom clouds in my hands


View Profile
« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2004, 03:55:32 am »

This entire post is insane. Note the odd usuage of the [/url] command at the end, and the general rape of both the english language and coherent thought.

Quote
Why do people take decks that the masters build and then are make them bad by changing the card in them? i know that i am not going to make better deck than the master of that deck but most people are not thinking proper because they take a deck and make it worse. a master of a deck has done more testing than you and has reasoms for making his deck that way but you will change it because you are trying to repeat his mistakes and then you tell other people you are metagaming or evolving it more. then people like me who are just learning type1 are wasting time trying to sort through you bad decklist.

masters should sort through bad decklists and fix the bad ones to stop people from putting up bad lists and saying they are a primer.

i dunnu want people to stop innovating but making the decks worse by innovate and evolve is bad.

i want to hear from people who are making changes to good decks by the making them worse. why are you do it?[/url]


You have no chance to survive make your time.
Logged

<j_orlove> I am semi-religious
<BR4M> I like that. which half of god do you believe in?
<j_orlove> the half that tells me how to live my life
<j_orlove> but not the half that tells me how others should live theirs

R.I.P. Rudy van Soest a.k.a. MoreFling
Kowal
My name is not Brian.
Adepts
Basic User
****
Posts: 2497


Reanimate your feet!


View Profile
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2004, 10:50:28 pm »

In Smmenen's article thread:
Quote from: chosen_one
Wow! I'm really looking forward to the next part. This article is almost as good as a Rakso piece.
Logged
Hyperion
Adepts
Basic User
****
Posts: 633


terraformer51
View Profile Email
« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2004, 09:37:06 am »

Quote from: jpmeyer
"But but but but what if everyone is running 4 maindeck Chill and and and" SHUT THE HELL UP.
Logged

Jacob Orlove
Official Time Traveller of TMD
Administrator
Basic User
*****
Posts: 8074


When am I?


View Profile Email
« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2004, 01:47:17 pm »

PM, but close enough:

Quote
From: dibcammin
To: Jacob Orlove
Posted: Thu May 06, 2004 1:29 pm
Subject: PLZ HELP  
i AM TOTAL NEW HERE SO DON´T KNOW THAT.. AND WHAT U MEAN
Logged

Team Meandeck: O Lord,
Guard my tongue from evil and my lips from speaking guile.
To those who slander me, let me give no heed.
May my soul be humble and forgiving to all.
Matt
Post like a butterfly, Mod like a bee.
Adepts
Basic User
****
Posts: 2297


King of the Jews!


View Profile
« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2004, 03:49:53 pm »

Another PM Adventure, regarding this post:

dibcammin: what did u mean with your link to www.google.com

Matt: I mean that you could have easily found the list you were looking for yourself without asking other people to do your work for you. Decklist requests are a big no-no around here.

dibcammin: i tried to seach google.. but i don´t know any plzes to search
Logged

http://www.goodgamery.com/pmo/c025.GIF
----------------------
SpenceForHire2k7: Its unessisary
SpenceForHire2k7: only spelled right
SpenceForHire2k7: <= world english teach evar
----------------------
noitcelfeRmaeT
{Team Hindsight}
bebe
Full Members
Basic User
***
Posts: 555



View Profile Email
« Reply #12 on: May 07, 2004, 09:58:57 am »

Quote

From: dibcammin
To: bebe
Posted: Thu May 06, 2004 12:27 pm
Subject: hi  
hi i am new here can u tell me why i cannot reply to my topic in the forumm.. but thx for the dck. list do you have a link to some other versions


And it goes on and on ... guess he likes my dck.
Logged

Rarely has Flatulence been turned to advantage, as with a Frenchman referred to as "Le Petomane," who became affluent as an effluent performer who played tunes with the gas from his rectum on the Moulin Rouge stage.
wuaffiliate
Basic User
**
Posts: 599


Team Reflection


View Profile
« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2004, 09:45:07 am »

Quote from: MasterIth
Nights whisper is the new Necropotence.
Logged
Jacob Orlove
Official Time Traveller of TMD
Administrator
Basic User
*****
Posts: 8074


When am I?


View Profile Email
« Reply #14 on: June 04, 2004, 12:43:23 am »

Quote from: Law
Logged

Team Meandeck: O Lord,
Guard my tongue from evil and my lips from speaking guile.
To those who slander me, let me give no heed.
May my soul be humble and forgiving to all.
Jacob Orlove
Official Time Traveller of TMD
Administrator
Basic User
*****
Posts: 8074


When am I?


View Profile Email
« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2004, 04:45:24 pm »

Quote from: Fish
Ancestral Recall isn't even neccesary.
Logged

Team Meandeck: O Lord,
Guard my tongue from evil and my lips from speaking guile.
To those who slander me, let me give no heed.
May my soul be humble and forgiving to all.
Jacob Orlove
Official Time Traveller of TMD
Administrator
Basic User
*****
Posts: 8074


When am I?


View Profile Email
« Reply #16 on: June 09, 2004, 05:34:01 pm »

Quote from: the Luke
JP Orlove's U/G Madness is another solid deck.  
Logged

Team Meandeck: O Lord,
Guard my tongue from evil and my lips from speaking guile.
To those who slander me, let me give no heed.
May my soul be humble and forgiving to all.
PucktheCat
My interests include blue decks, arguing, and beer.
Full Members
Basic User
***
Posts: 549


View Profile
« Reply #17 on: June 10, 2004, 08:24:10 am »

In a topic about Force of Will:
Quote
The value of this card has been diminishing recently, possibly due to the abundance of control seen in today's metagame. The force should probably be phased out in favor cards to gain tempo advantage - not control.
Logged
Kowal
My name is not Brian.
Adepts
Basic User
****
Posts: 2497


Reanimate your feet!


View Profile
« Reply #18 on: June 10, 2004, 08:25:43 am »

Quote
From:     AggressiveDude
To:    Kowal
Posted:    Thu Jun 10, 2004 7:23 am
Subject:    Re: Grammatical issues.    
Oke i well tri to ficks me langudge sew thet eweryon could unterstand et.


I sent a PM to this guy requesting that he put a little more work in to his spelling and grammar, since it was perhaps one of the most hideous things I've ever had to behold.
Logged
wuaffiliate
Basic User
**
Posts: 599


Team Reflection


View Profile
« Reply #19 on: June 11, 2004, 02:53:11 am »

Quote
From: AggressiveDude
To: wuaffiliate
Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2004 8:44 am
Subject: Nigga style  
can you give me the link of the nigga pic you had before the fat ching chang guy?

I need @ another forum


thx
aggro dude


which i replied with "what?"

which he replied with:

Quote
From: AggressiveDude
To: wuaffiliate
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 6:00 am
Subject: Re: Nigga style  
sry homie i thought you where basik usar :S
but if you know any awesome nigger avaters pm me


which i replied with "stfu"

and he came with the ever witty

Quote
From: AggressiveDude
To: wuaffiliate
Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2004 2:56 pm
Subject: Re: Nigga style  
You suck ass you are not even able to answer a question.

GO PLAY SUICIDE BLACK YOU CANADIAN GAYLORD!


which i replied with
Quote
if you are banned in 11 forums, maybe you should realise people hate you and maybe think about suicide. its quick and easy! most of all SIMPLE, this is a bonus for you retard.

Enjoy your suicide!
Logged
Jacob Orlove
Official Time Traveller of TMD
Administrator
Basic User
*****
Posts: 8074


When am I?


View Profile Email
« Reply #20 on: June 15, 2004, 01:37:16 pm »

Thread cleaned.
We have always been at war with Eastasia.


Good job :-) I guess that was long overdue. On a related note: Thread Hijack failed. Note to self: photoshop a picture for that situation. - Bram
Logged

Team Meandeck: O Lord,
Guard my tongue from evil and my lips from speaking guile.
To those who slander me, let me give no heed.
May my soul be humble and forgiving to all.
Hyperion
Adepts
Basic User
****
Posts: 633


terraformer51
View Profile Email
« Reply #21 on: June 22, 2004, 08:30:42 am »

Quote from: Zherbus
I even mentioned upping the Scrying count to some non-team mates and it was as if I was asking them to try sex with their own sister.
Logged

Often Lost
Full Members
Basic User
***
Posts: 58



View Profile
« Reply #22 on: July 04, 2004, 07:35:01 pm »

Quote from: Ifflejink
Bram, that was one of the most articulate, well-presented, and convincing arguments I've ever heard. I'm going to have to agree with you on that. So you know, my argument partially stems from my strong belief in reincarnation, as in a person in their fourties could be in their seventh or so incarnation, and some sixteen-year old could be in their 200th. I just think that the validity of an argument should be based on how convincing and informed it is, not on the age of a person arguing it.
Logged
Dr. Sylvan
TMD Oracle and Uber-Melvin
Adepts
Basic User
****
Posts: 1973



View Profile Email
« Reply #23 on: July 20, 2004, 12:26:42 am »

Quote
From:   ExodusLaughing   
To:   Dr. Sylvan   
Posted:   Mon Jul 19, 2004 10:29 pm   
Subject:   Re: Mana Drain awards: I know what happened to psyduck...       

but I don't the required posting permissions to tell the story myself. PM me back if you're interested and I'll fill you in on the whole sordid affair. If you just want the short end of it, he's in jail now.

Anyone who knows him and cares (or doesn't know him and wants to investigate the comedy) should PM this guy, and if it's funny, bring us the story in this forum.
Logged

Saucemaster
Patron Saint of the Sauceless
Full Members
Basic User
***
Posts: 551


...and your little dog, too.

Saucemaster
View Profile WWW Email
« Reply #24 on: July 20, 2004, 12:30:13 am »

Well, I think the last time I actually saw psyduck in the flesh (probably a year ago or something to that effect), he was talking about what kind of nutrients he needed in the special soil he was buying for his... herbal interests.  So I'm going to take a wild guess and say that, like the vast majority of Americans in prison, it had something to do with drugs.  Possibly with selling them.  What do I win if I'm right?
Logged

Team Meandeck (Retiree): The most dangerous form of Smmenen is the bicycle.
Dr. Sylvan
TMD Oracle and Uber-Melvin
Adepts
Basic User
****
Posts: 1973



View Profile Email
« Reply #25 on: July 20, 2004, 12:34:44 am »

Probably some kind of hot beef suppository*.



* : dictionary.com
Logged

MuzzonoAmi
Full Members
Basic User
***
Posts: 555


View Profile
« Reply #26 on: July 20, 2004, 04:50:06 pm »

Quote from: zippykido on Kobolds.dec

Other notes:
Multicolors just doesn't work in Type 1 because black has all the answers.
Logged

Quote from: Matt
Zvi got 91st out of 178. Way to not make top HALF, you blowhard
Saucemaster
Patron Saint of the Sauceless
Full Members
Basic User
***
Posts: 551


...and your little dog, too.

Saucemaster
View Profile WWW Email
« Reply #27 on: July 20, 2004, 05:05:36 pm »

Quote from: Dr. Sylvan
Probably some kind of hot beef suppository


OMG, worst prize ever.  Is there something behind door #2?
Logged

Team Meandeck (Retiree): The most dangerous form of Smmenen is the bicycle.
TracerBullet
Full Members
Basic User
***
Posts: 577


TracerBullet1000
View Profile Email
« Reply #28 on: July 21, 2004, 04:34:51 am »

Quote from: Saucemaster
Quote from: Dr. Sylvan
Probably some kind of hot beef suppository


OMG, worst prize ever.  Is there something behind door #2?


I think the point is that there's something inside door #2.
Logged

The room is on fire, and she's fixin' her hair...
Matt
Post like a butterfly, Mod like a bee.
Adepts
Basic User
****
Posts: 2297


King of the Jews!


View Profile
« Reply #29 on: July 21, 2004, 02:58:50 pm »

Quote
One question though, (and please do not be insulted by it's appearance of irrelevance) exactly how much does this deck weigh?
Logged

http://www.goodgamery.com/pmo/c025.GIF
----------------------
SpenceForHire2k7: Its unessisary
SpenceForHire2k7: only spelled right
SpenceForHire2k7: <= world english teach evar
----------------------
noitcelfeRmaeT
{Team Hindsight}
Pages: [1] 2
  Print  
 
Jump to:  

Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.21 | SMF © 2015, Simple Machines Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!
Page created in 0.045 seconds with 19 queries.