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« on: June 24, 2004, 09:14:02 am » |
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So, some fucker swiped a tire off my car last night. What tremendous fun THAT is.
Let me tell you something: I am totally, unfailingly in favor of chopping off the hand of whoever did this. Seriously. Misdemeanor my ass. In fact, just about the only thing that would give me a sense of justice would be if the criminal repsonsible were caught, sent to prison, brutally gang raped, and set free in the desert with no water.
Fucking thieves. The punishment for theft should be having to spend 10 minutes held down for the victim (or a designated representative of the victim) to just fucking hit you with a bat as much as they want.
Watch the crime rate plummet.
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« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2004, 09:35:37 am » |
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They should let you beat them down with the tire.
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« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2004, 09:38:22 am » |
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The world should be run Cat's Cradle style. Any crime, no matter how insignificant or how small, should be punishable with death by the hook. Then watch the crime rate plummet, or the population.
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« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2004, 09:38:56 am » |
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Capital Punishment is a good thing.
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« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2004, 10:16:35 am » |
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...of which keelhauling is the coolest by far.
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« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2004, 10:37:27 am » |
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Or letting them walk the plank.... over to canadiananana.
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« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2004, 11:29:04 am » |
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I'd recommend locks for your wheels. The work really well...I've parked my car all over Philly at night and haven't lost a tire yet. Check online, they should be cheaper than replacement tires.
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« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2004, 11:32:15 am » |
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Wait, just like just one tire?
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« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2004, 11:45:48 am » |
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Yes, just one tire.
And HELL YES, I'm having locks put on now.
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« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2004, 05:25:25 pm » |
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One tire? Was there a tree that really needed a swing that bad? Does someone just drive down the street and say "hey I like the look of the tires on that Volkswagon over there, let me take one"...I agree, cut the hand off
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« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2004, 06:31:24 pm » |
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Well, the took the wheel too, which lets it make the happy jump from "nuisance" to "ass rape" as far as the overall cost of this venture is concerned.
They took my side turn indicators too.
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« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2004, 06:46:55 pm » |
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What kind of car do you have Azhrei?
Reminds me of people in my area who do random acts of violence, just to simulate life "in the ghetto".
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« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2004, 07:02:20 pm » |
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Reminds me of people in my area who do random acts of violence, just to simulate life "in the ghetto". People like that should be shipped off to violent third-world countries. |
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« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2004, 07:37:51 pm » |
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Reminds me of people in my area who do random acts of violence, just to simulate life "in the ghetto". People like that should be shipped off to violent third-world countries. Or the "actual ghetto", where real gangsters and thugs will beat the shit out of posers. |
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« Reply #14 on: June 24, 2004, 08:48:32 pm » |
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VW Jetta.
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« Reply #15 on: June 24, 2004, 10:13:57 pm » |
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There's been a rash of Jetta thefts lately...apparently someone got past the security measures for manufacturing VW keys  |
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« Reply #16 on: June 24, 2004, 10:58:50 pm » |
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I'm looking in Cid's direction.
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« Reply #17 on: June 25, 2004, 01:21:40 am » |
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I'm looking in Cid's direction. Lol yeah. I wonder why I didn't make the connection sooner. Our resident chop shop entrepreneur might have something to do with it :-) Well, the took the wheel too, which lets it make the happy jump from "nuisance" to "ass rape" as far as the overall cost of this venture is concerned. You didn't mention that before. Did they come back the night after and then take the wheel? Coz that would be ballsy to the point of awesomeness :-) |
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<j_orlove> the half that tells me how to live my life
<j_orlove> but not the half that tells me how others should live theirs
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