#1: Read
these and try again. Your list makes me cringe, sigh, and slowly shake my head as I type.
#2: What was the field and what were your matches?
#3: What was your sideboard?
#4: What is 'the shift key' for $600, Alex?
For the sanity's sake I'll leave out the obligatory "how is this better than Salvagers?" reference.
-Dan
PS: Drop me a PM if you want more explanation or to actually discuss your deck/posting/etc.