Chicago SCG P9 trashtalking and attendance thread

[Roxas]

I'm definitely going.

BE PREPARED - NOTHING AWAITS YOU BUT DEFEAT.

ph34r t3h p4rf41t.

In all seriousness, I can't wait to meet a bunch of you ^_^

[Edit] Edited stuff that normally goes in replies, not topics.  Thanks Jacob.

[Jacob Orlove]

Actually, that thread was for the VA scg p9. I made a new thread for your post, though. I should be at this one too, because Kowal is insane.

[Clown of Tresserhorn]

Are you kidding me? IT'S OVER FOR YOUR MAN!!! Not only will CO take this home, but we'll be knocking out bitches in the process. I'm calling out EVERY SINGLE MEMEBER OF team Fringe. Fake ass Meandeck bitches. I been looking to bitch jack you fools for sometime now. "OMG, look at me, I'm pip, I'm so special because I like to play around with numbers." And Kowal, the 80's called, the want their hairstyle back. Seriously, Whitesnake's gettin' jealous. If any of you bitches want to play, get ya weight up!


If you got shit to say, I'll be waiting at your girl's house. Matter of fact she got my egg roll and my dumplings in her mouth.

[JACO]

Are you kidding me? IT'S OVER FOR YOUR MAN!!! Not only will CO take this home, but we'll be knocking out bitches in the process. I'm calling out EVERY SINGLE MEMEBER OF team Fringe. Fake ass Meandeck bitches. I been looking to bitch jack you fools for sometime now. "OMG, look at me, I'm pip, I'm so special because I like to play around with numbers." And Kowal, the 80's called, the want their hairstyle back. Seriously, Whitesnake's gettin' jealous. If any of you bitches want to play, get ya weight up!

Burn!

Who names themselves 'The Fringe?' You're on the Fringe of making a Top 8, and that's about it.

Bitches&HoesWesCoast will be in attendance, as I return home to the motherland to stomp you. You cats in Colorado must be really high if you think you're going to do...anything. BHWC4L

[Dante]

And Kowal, the 80's called, the want their hairstyle back. Seriously, Whitesnake's gettin' jealous.

Actually, it's the guys from Soundgarden who want their hair back...

See you all there.

Bill

[Dante]

Sorry for the double post, but wanted to let people know there's a big mall across the street with a food court with Sbarro, McDonalds, Subway, Taco Bell, a BBQ place, Panda Express, and 2-4 other random places.  Plenty of stuff around within a 5 min drive as well.

Bill

[Clown of Tresserhorn]

OMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!! I work at panda express! (mainly cause I'm asian) I wonder if they could hook me up with hella discounted food.

As far as bitches and hoes west coast goes, you got the bitches and hoes part right. I challenge all you come try (but fail) and beat the CO crew. Seriously, this tourney WILL put CO on the map.

On a side note....you fools from CA wanna meet us up in CO? it's like on the way.

[Matt]

Matter of fact she got my egg roll and my dumplings in her mouth.

I work at panda express! (mainly cause I'm asian)

No wonder she was able to fit it all in her mouth.

[JACO]

OMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!! I work at panda express! (mainly cause I'm asian) I wonder if they could hook me up with hella discounted food.

As far as bitches and hoes west coast goes, you got the bitches and hoes part right. I challenge all you come try (but fail) and beat the CO crew. Seriously, this tourney WILL put CO on the map.

On a side note....you fools from CA wanna meet us up in CO? it's like on the way.

Dude you guys are going to get owned so hard, we'll knock Colorado OFF the map. There won't even be 50 states anymore, and we'll have to finally make Puerto Rico a state so we don't have to fuck up the stars on the flag.

While Colorado IS on the way, we're flying out, because gas is like $6 million.

[Methuselahn]

Unless you've been living in a MTG cave for the last forever, you know about the Star City Games - Chicago Power9 tourney.

The link for all the information on TMD can be found HERE!

I thought I'd start a thread in the open forum to sort of gauge who will be attending  and also to talk some trash.  Hopefully this thread will be as fun and awesome as the event will turn out to be.  Also, hopefully we can keep this from getting closed.

Anyway, I know that MANY experienced players from Minnesota will make it, specifically from Dreamers.  I must have talked to at least 15 people alone that said they were going to make it and probably bring buddies.  There will be quite a few carloads heading on down.

Considering that Chicago has no real tournament scene, all we expect out of that state is a bunch of scrubs with proxies.  So it should be interesting.  Experienced players with MANY tournaments to their name will be hailing from Minnesota to take power home, this I promise.  You can bet that WE have done our playtesting.

[Zherbus]

Moved. Trashtalking threads can be managed in a non-open forum. Posting these in an open forum is really bad news.

(Edit: merged with old SCG Chicaog thread -Jacob)

[thecapn]

Experienced players with MANY tournaments to their name will be hailing from Minnesota to take power home, this I promise.  You can bet that WE have done our playtesting.

Don't people in MN play R/G beats and landstill?

[Methuselahn]

Experienced players with MANY tournaments to their name will be hailing from Minnesota to take power home, this I promise.  You can bet that WE have done our playtesting.

Don't people in MN play R/G beats and landstill?

YES!  That's all we play, so metagame accordingly.

[Smmenen]

No offense, but you guys didn't seem that impressive at Gencon - when we were in your home territory.  Short bus and Meandeck ALWAYS tears up Gencon.  What reason do you have to believe that this will be any different?

[Clown of Tresserhorn]

Oh man, does this mean Cinnamon and the rest of meandeck will be at Chi-town? That'd be fucking sweet. I can't wait for my rematch with Steve and I did promise Kevin some games of 250. The crazy asian man will make his return to the windy city.

As a side note, you cats wanna kick it before/after the tourney for some partying? I know I'll be hittin' the 151 all throughout the tourney.

-Bob

[raye]

Clown, you don't seem to realize there is a native crazy asian man in Chicago already.

I challenge you a duel. A crazy dual asian man duel.

[kl0wn]

Are you kidding me? IT'S OVER FOR YOUR MAN!!! Not only will CO take this home, but we'll be knocking out bitches in the process. I'm calling out EVERY SINGLE MEMEBER OF team Fringe. Fake ass Meandeck bitches. I been looking to bitch jack you fools for sometime now. "OMG, look at me, I'm pip, I'm so special because I like to play around with numbers." And Kowal, the 80's called, the want their hairstyle back. Seriously, Whitesnake's gettin' jealous. If any of you bitches want to play, get ya weight up!

Burn!

Who names themselves 'The Fringe?' You're on the Fringe of making a Top 8, and that's about it.

Whoa. Did I miss something here? Where did all this hate come from?

I find it really amusing that my "team" is getting insulted by someone who has tried to adopt my lingo and manner of trashtalking (and failed miserably, I might add) and some other guy who I've never even heard of doing well in a Magic tournament.

So to rebut:

Clown of Tresserhorn: You suck at trashtalking. Don't even try to copy me because you don't have enough scrotum to make it work.

JACO: Who are you again? What have you done? I'm sure you'll answer with some "I won xxx tournament" bullshit that I've never heard of. So Imma borrow a line from JP here and let you know that YOUR METAGAME SUCKS!

Now STFU.

Bitches.

[JACO]

Who names themselves 'The Fringe?' You're on the Fringe of making a Top 8, and that's about it.

So to rebut:

JACO: Who are you again? What have you done? I'm sure you'll answer with some "I won xxx tournament" bullshit that I've never heard of. So Imma borrow a line from JP here and let you know that YOUR METAGAME SUCKS!

Bitches.

The answer is simple: I'm your worst nightmare (besides when you have that recurring dream where you are licking a goat's nuts). To quote my teammate Nickvos, you and your whole crew are "going to get rolled like a piece of dough."

To answer your question, I've probably Top 8'd and won as many big tournaments as most of 'The Fringe' members put together. Yes, an astoundingly unimpressive small number. How can you talk trash when your claim to fame is being a cumdumpster? You posers.

note for all the numbnuts out there: the above is only trashtalk. I think kl0wn's kind of funny, and a good man for taking the initiative to run TMDC3.0

[Roxas]

No offense, but you guys didn't seem that impressive at Gencon - when we were in your home territory. Short bus and Meandeck ALWAYS tears up Gencon. What reason do you have to believe that this will be any different?

I will actually be showing up at this one.  ph34r.

Clown, you don't seem to realize there is a native crazy asian man in Chicago already.

I challenge you a duel. A crazy dual asian man duel.

A crazy Asian man?  What, you think you're the only one?  ^_^

[Kowal]

I hear it takes about three asian guys to match up with a real man.

Maybe if you guys team up you can keep one of Team Short Bus out of the top eight.

[Smmenen]

Meandeck will likely be rolling in with 8 people again this time.   Fear.

[Roxas]

I hear it takes about three asian guys to match up with a real man.

Maybe if you guys team up you can keep one of Team Short Bus out of the top eight.

Oops, looks like I was wrong in my previous post - I had forgotten that I would be playing under the Shortbus banner for this tournament (at least according to Kowal).

And, concerning the Asian comment - I would be perfectly willing to prove you wrong if you are so inclined ^_________^

[Kowal]

That's right, borrow my shit, do my dirty work!  bwahahahaha

[Clown of Tresserhorn]

Fucking awesome....I'll take up any challenge from any of you. At the end of the day, we'll see who takes home the prize.

[raye]

A crazy Asian man? What, you think you're the only one? ^_^

Reb-:  You might be Asian but how many events have you been in the last few years? One?

Actually I was thinking more of a one on one duel to the Asian death. Clown, Reb-, any other fake pretenders to the Chicago Type1 Asian crown, I challenge all of you.

[Clown of Tresserhorn]

Let the Asian wars begin!

We def. need a side event (if we have enough asians) to determine once and for all who the true king of asians really is.

[Hi-Val]

You know what would settle this? A RICE EATING COMPETITION!

Meandeck can only join if you'll let Joe Bushman be an honorary Asian, and in that case, you'd all be screwed. I think his stomach is a bottomless hole that emits Hawking radiation.

[Jacob Orlove]

No way would Joe eat rice. Maybe if you added some chicken. And beef. And fried it. And left out the rice.

Raye: I fixed your quote tags.

[kirdape3]

Rice is probably too close to a vegetable for BUSHman.  Therefore, he won't eat it.

Hey, at least that's one prize that Meandeck will leave to the proles that comprise the vast majority of the Type 1 community.

[Clown of Tresserhorn]

Rice eating competition eh? It's all gravy.....oh, and if Bushman goes, I would definitely like to challenge him to a burrito eating contest. I'll probably lose, but hey, it's worth a shot.

P.S. I think I still owe Joe some money. Last time I was in OH, I bet that he couldn't eat a large pizza by himself. I definitely lost that bet.