[Deck] Ultimate Beeeeats

[chewy01234]

This is THE deck. I dont know if you're ready for this savage peice of tek. It brings a time honored classic back into the limelight. Some say its tooo powerful for type 1 and i say to them who cares??

I've done much playtesting and I think I can officially say this deck r0xxers and/or r0xxxxeRRss, and one extreme school of thought would even say it rr00xxeerrss. I dont know about that. anyway, without further ado your new type 1 juggernaut of unstopable beatination:

Rat-tat-too-ey

30 Black Lotus
30 Plague Rats

I know your all wondering about the match-ups...well here you go.

Im only going to address the 2 decks I feel are even close to the skill level of this deck. White weenie and channel/fireball.

Vs. White weenie
well there is no removal in this deck so a quick white night by your opponent/white mage/little brother can be devastating. My advice? slap the night off the table and never admit to seeing the card come into play.

Vs. Channel Fireball
well i've won every game against this arch-type but Its possible that is has something to do with the fact that the last 3 people who successfully channel fireballed me left with a can of soda emptied all over their deck. Hmm....nah rats is just too strong.

I guess Ill put this last match up here but i think it has no meaning in the current metagame.

This guy i faced at a tournament last week play a first turn mishras workshop and then he slaps down this peice of type 2 jank the likes of which ive never seen....Trinisphere...what a dumb card, anyway like i said this match up basically doesnt count because no one plays with either of these peices of crap....seriously. I dont even look at cards that were printed after 1999.

I know everyone here is going to be net decking this badboy so just make sure you give me the credit whenever you win a game. You should also send me $2.75 too....cause....you should. yeah.

[bablo]

And this is an ironical metaphorical expression of what pathological tendency?

In other words, what yur trying to say here : I hate Trinisphere because the card makes my 30 Lotuses cost 90 mana?

[Freelancer]

Tell me if you can somehow find some form of interesting or usefull information in this post...
i'm really really curious where you lost your brain...

(btw. decks with 30x black lotus and 30x something are quite common on the net...so it isn't even originial  :shock: )

[Kowal]

This is why I miss the sui black forum.  The lameness of this thread is excruciating.

[Toad]

If people want to talk about Plague Rats, people will.

[rmn]

Come on, I mean, Relentless Rats are just like so much better.

[chewy01234]

ok i guess you guys dont realize the ultimate power of this deck yet. Thats fine, you can call it lame/unoriginal/plural/thirsty or whatever but none of that matters now because Rat-tat-too-ey 2.0 is here.(With Sideboard!) Yes I know its been a long wait but its finally here. Due to the metagame in my area I have adjusted the deck a little. As always feel free to copy this deck.

 Rat-tat-too-ey v2.0
30 Black Lotus
29 Relentless Rats
1 Oxidize

Sideboard
10 Relentless Rats
1 Sirocco
1 Jesters cap
1 Windseeker Centaur
1 Shrink
1 Echoing Truth <---against oath you target your own creature and they ALL go back to your hand...I know, I know, this tek is too hot for tv but I felt it had to be unleashed.

[AceOfJacks]

I know this is a shot in the dark ... and I'm just jabbing here, but how about you try making a deck that is legal for Vintage play?

[MuzzonoAmi]

This has to be related to the "Noble Panther decks Keeper" thing.

Unfortunately, mimicing something that was funny the first time by making it worse isn't funny.

[chewy01234]

i am mimicing no one.

[chewy01234]

i can be a moron all by myself thank you very much