[Tourney] 10-PROXY FOR UNL MOX JET!! 3-12-05 CASTLE ROCK, CO

[majestyk1136]

Here's the Skinny:

Sunday 2/26/05 at Classic Cards and Comics
Entry fee buys you 10 proxies, extra proxies are $0.50
Format will be swiss rounds with a cut to top 8.
Deck registration begins at 12:00 and the tournament will begin at 1:00.
Prize structure will be an Unlimited Mox Jet for first and decreasing prize support from there.
Entry Fee is currently set at $20.00 and will be dropped to $15.00 via rebate or lowered prior to registration if >20 people show up.

(This issue has been resolved, but for interest of the record here it is in case anybody has complaints later) Bill wants to try out Sunday for this tournament so let's make some noise and see if we can get him to do it on Saturday instead if that will be more convenient for you.  PLEASE PM ME IF YOU WANT TO HAVE THIS ON SATURDAY THE 26th.  I NEED PLENTY OF AMMUNITION TO SUPPLY BILL WITH IF WE ARE GOING TO HAVE HIM CHANGE THIS.

On a related note, due to the success of the previous two tournaments that Bill has thrown He is going to begin having these tournaments on a bi-monthly basis now!  Congratulations to the Front Range Vintage Community for supporting those willing to step out on a limb to let us play!  Make sure you thank Bill for the opportunity when you see him.

ADDENDA TO TOURNAMENT ANNOUNCEMENT: Here are the Latest developments on the Mox Tournament:  Bill is currently in the process of purchasing either a Mox Sapphire or a Mox Jet.  

EDIT: (2/8/05) The Mox has been purchased and it is a JET!  Thanks Bill!  Second Tier prizes will consist of anything from a complete set of Ice Age to Dual Lands depending on Turnout.

Also, to expedite the amount of time lunch has been taking Bill is going to be offering the opportunity to purchase lunch from him at the time of your entry.  If you choose you can pay Wild Bill $5 when registering and during the first round he will order Pizza Hut or Domino's Pizza which will show up hot and fresh at the end of round 1.  Your $5 will get you 3 slices of pizza and a couple of sodas while sparing you the trouble of packing up your stuff and racing around Castle Rock like headless chickens.  This will doubtless be much, much better than the "Laxative Riddled Pizza" at the joint next to Stonebridge Games in Longmont.  :shock:

[Godot]

Saturday is definitely better for me.  Theres just about no way I could make it down there by 1PM on a Sunday(although that might be a good thing for the rest of y'all).

Also, tell Bill I already have a Ruby so if he could pick up a non-Ruby Mox it would save me the time of selling/trading it after I win.

[Xman]

Saturday tournments work better for those who travel, from out of town.  That way they are not to tired/hung over/wasted for school/work on monday

[Clown of Tresserhorn]

I prefer saturday as well, although I have no objections to Sunday either. I have no doubt in my mind we'll get >20 peeps this time around, as it's for a mox, and I'll actually be here.

On a sidenote, I do challenge anyone to try and de-throne Freak-A-Leek. As I recall, 2 FAL members Top 2ed at BOTH the castle rock tourneys. Come on girls, where's the competition? Quite frankly, our metagame sucks. I fully expect more competent competition this time around, seeing as how Limoges will grace us with his presence.

Oh, and please, leave that FEB shit at home. I'd hate to post any T8 with a list that includes phage the untouchable.

-Bob

[majestyk1136]

I suppose I shall be forced to awaken from my slumber as the depth of the shit-talking has reached neck-deep levels.  I think I'll need SCUBA gear soon.    Allright little Oscar.  Someone will dethrone Freak-a-Leak this time.  It may not be me, but it will be somebody.  Denver will not stand for your Tyranny!  

[Godot]

Talking shit?  No, we just speak the truth.

I suppose I shall be forced to awaken from my slumber

Yeah, feel free to stop being a pussy and come defend your home turf.  You set these tourneys up and when gameday comes you run and hide behind your wifes skirt like a little girl while Freak-a-leek comes to town, bitch slaps your crew, takes your prizes and fucks your sisters.

Someone will dethrone Freak-a-Leak this time.

Consider the gauntlet thrown down, I'm officially calling all y'all out!  Castle Rock, Doug Musser, Longmont, the Springs, all y'all Denver bitches that never show up to anything outside of MHC, spankweasel, Tainted_Wood, the NM dude, Limoges, Abisashi and anybody else that thinks they can handle us.

Everybody needs to show up to this thing, and then when the dust settles there will be absolutely no doubt that Team Freak-a-leek owns you all!

This is for a Mox people, so hows about y'all getting the sand out of your vaginas and actually showing up.  Lets break some CO attendance records.


PS: If anybody needs a ride, PM me and we'll try and find a way to get you to this thing.

edit: grammar

[majestyk1136]

Bill's tournament is confirmed to be on Saturday the 26th.  Hopefully that inconveniences as few people as possible.  The mox is still TBD at this time.

Cheers,
Shawn

[BlkXplsn]

Why oh why does Kansas have to be so fucking long...

Total Est. Time: 9 hours, 15 minutes
Total Est. Distance: 621.02 miles

[Green Knight]

Alright it looks like the full freak-a-leek team will be in attendance!
The date matters little to me, the fact that were having a power tournies here in Colorado is the shiz!

Shawn, Have Bill change his web site it still shows the 27th as the date and I say we get as many people as possible to go to this thing.

BlkX - The tourneys on a Saturday so all you have to do is take Friday off work jet on down here, play Sat and you have a full day to travel back. Come on man it's only like forever to drive, come down bring your posse and lets make this tourney huge!

[Godot]

Why oh why does Kansas have to be so fucking long...

Total Est. Time: 9 hours, 15 minutes
Total Est. Distance: 621.02 miles

My place isnt big, but I've got a couch and some floorspace you can use if you decide to  make the trip.

[majestyk1136]

Eww...  You have to drive all the way from KANSAS to find some vintage action?  That has to be the weakest of all sauces.  Kansas kind of sucks then, huh?  I'll see what I can do to get Bill to alter his Web Page.  We'll drive attendance as High as we can.  And there will be great rejoicing.

[Clown of Tresserhorn]

What's this I hear about the KC crew coming? Hopefully ya'll will bring some competition, although, I doubt it, seeing as how STORMBIND.DEC ravaged your past metagames. But hey, whatever, I won't stop ya'll from driving 9+ hours to humiliate yourselves .  Just don't feel bad when people make fun of you cause "that Asian dude with the Harrison Ford Avatar" whooped your ass.

This is turning out to be one of the biggest events here as I talked several Denver residents to actually make this event.

-Bob

[majestyk1136]

Alright crew, let's see if we can get an accurate count of the people who plan on showing up on the 26th so Bill can have the proper setup in place the day of.

The as-yet Unnamed Castle Rock Crew (Team CRC?): Me, Conley, Jesse, John, Brian, Zach, Zakk, Adam and maybe Dave.  That makes around 9 of us right there in addition to any little kids that want to suit up proxies and get mopped.

Team Freak-a-Leak (Team Lords of the Uncircumcised): I've talked to your girlfriends and they've thanked me for giving them the opportunity to get a rest from "continuously being chasing around the house by some guy with a Bone Flute." Ahem.  Your smegma-fueled antics are legion. :shock:   I understand that six lucky ladies will get to go to sleep for the first time since january on that afternoon.

Team Doug Musser (Team I'll-kick-your-ass-in-standard, ok?):  There's four of you from what I understand.  I demand satisfaction of Kalan for my sickening humiliation at his hands in Longmont.  

I also have confirmation that a Guy in the Springs is coming and there are rumors of an unspecified number of unwashed barbarians tripping down from Denver for this event.  Tack onto that the possible infusion of vintage players from Kansas (where Sui-black is OMFG TEH SO GOOD!!11!!!) and we could be looking at the biggest power event in front range history with something on the order of 30+ players.  I'm going to tell Bill to be ready for Big Numbers, so Don't Disappoint!  PM me to confirm (if you haven't already) with your expected number of participants.

One last thing.  I know it's hard to get up on a saturday after getting destroyed by all of the Zima you quaffed on Friday night, but let's all try to be on-time to the event this time so It can have an orderly start? (a la Mile High Events)  If that means you have to print up your deck registration the night before so you can saunter in the door 30 seconds before 1:00 do it.  Metagaming be damned I say!

End Transmission.

[Clown of Tresserhorn]

Team CSC (Cock sucking cunts): Wait, when did you females decide to grow balls? I can't imagine you wanting more humiliation than you've already recieved. I mean, come on, why kid yourselves? What makes you think any of you can beat a FAL in tourney play? Wearing quilts and playing Nether voids won't do anything except make you look like jackasses. Stop embarassing yourselves.

Team Musser: While it's admirable that you've actually put members in T8 at tourneys before, there simply is no way you can win this thing.

Team Heavily Sucking Poo: Win something before you talk shit.

Bottom Line: Freak-A-Leek > The Colorado Metagame.
'Nuff Said.

[Jacob Orlove]

Oh man. This flamewar would be so sweet if I knew who any of you were. ;)

[majestyk1136]

The VOID will pwn the Leakers when they are forced to prostrate themselves before the Rock!  I mean seriously, naming your team after your own nocturnal emissions?  Have you no shame at your self fouling?  

In honor of Carson’s passing we should play some Freak-a-Leak Carnac.

Answer:  Kowal’s Face.

(for reference)

Question: Where can one find more hair than exists on the collective bodies of Team Freak-a-Leak?



Answer:  Their lips.

Question:  What are those things that show when a Leaker wears his pants too low?


 
Team Freak-a-Leak: Have smegma, will run smack!

[Clown of Tresserhorn]

Oh man. This flamewar would be so sweet if I knew who any of you were.

Well, that shut me up.

On a related note, PTQ Philly is on that same day, and I do feel some urge to go. I know that the parker crew probably won't be able to make it, as the PTQs are actually fun events (especially when the format is as wide open as extended). You may or may not want to change the date for the tourney.

-Bob

[majestyk1136]

Due to the unforeseen difficulty of the Extended PTQ being scheduled on the same day that we had this tournament scheduled for we have decided to push back the date that it is going to occur to the 12th of March.

[Green Knight]

Sad day!

FYI - I don't know if it's worse going up against an Extended PTQ or Mile High Comic's $400 Type One though, word is this will be 03/05 or 03/12...still unconfirmed. With any luck it'll be on the 5th, just a heads up.

[Godot]

Oh man. This flamewar would be so sweet if I knew who any of you were.

Well, that shut me up.

Honestly though, was any of Shawns smack, and I use the term loosely,  really worth responding to?  

Blah blah blah smegma.  blah blah I dont have the sack to come to my own tourneys and compete against y'all cause I know I'll lose blah blah.  More stuff about smegma. etc, etc.

Laughable Man! I would've fucked you in the ass on the 26th, I'll fuck you in the ass on the 12th instead.

[majestyk1136]

We shall see.  I note that none of the allegations about being "uncut" have been refuted however.

Between now and the tournament just look out for your teammates' "one-eyed snakes" lest they get into your "red zone" during "playtesting."  And if they do make it past your stalwart defense, I'm sure your teammates are familiar with plenty of good antibiotic hemmorhoid creams to heal that problem right up.

[Clown of Tresserhorn]

From the mouth of SamTheHam,

hey sailors (douchebags)! first of all let me tell you how wonderful this is that i can't post on the actual forum because i am not special enough (one testicled) to post there by my self! instead i have to send my posts (witty interpretations) to bob (impotent china man) for him to post. great work Bills Stores Crew (BSC (butt sex confidants) )! wonderful!

i am glad you rescheduled because i was busy the original date (std screen from banging your collective mothers) and i would not be able to attend. but now i can and i am bringing the rest of my merrry gang (bad ass mothers) to this joyous event (circle jerk). we look forward to playing all you dudes (miserable old virgins).

let me say that i was blown away (deeply saddened and embarrassed) by the great shit talking that the castle rock crew did. way to get those freek-a-leekers (nefarious pedophiles) in the old verbal fisticuffs (shit talking). im sure it really got to them (gave them all erections) when you said they would be tired the next morning from having sex with their girlfriends... ouch (sad sad sad). if that passes for insults in adulthood, i cant wait to grow up (kill me before 30). i hope to be a 30 year old man and still playing magic (the virgin maker) just like the Castle ROck Crew (CCR (Constantly Craving eRections )).

and freek-a-leek, you all suck.

thanks again (suck it),

sam tallent (captain elephant penis)

[Godot]

Doin the bump.

This is only 5 days away people, y'all best get yo' weight up cause we're comin to take this shit home.  Everybody who can make this thing needs to show up.  Make this the biggest CO Mox tourney yet.

I note that none of the allegations about being "uncut" have been refuted however.

If you're really that curious about the characteristics of my penis just ask your wife.  Shes pretty familiar with it.  While you're at it, can you tell her to stop calling me?  Its starting to get annoying.

[Clown of Tresserhorn]

Can we get a head count of how many peeps are going to this thing?
So far it's

Team Freak-A-Leek: Me, Jim, Zach
Doug Musser: Sam, Ryan, Kalen?
Castle Rock: I'm thinkin' lke 4-5 peeps
CO Springs: Travis + Lou
Denver Crew: Hopefully a good 4-5 (Including Scott, if he goes)
Others from out of state or whatever: like 4-5

So we're looking at a good 25 players this time. Hopefully, this thing will be a success, so bring along all your friends!

-Bob

[majestyk1136]

Hot.  Please remember that the Entry fee will be $20 and assuming that this number of players show up the $5 Rebate can be redeemed in the form of a free pizza lunch.  All those that want Pizza at Bill's should just let him know when registering so that He knows the proper quantity to order during Round 1.  

Finally,  Thanks to the front range T1 Community for their support!    

Shawn

[Green Knight]

Just to clarify the 12th dosen't work for me and I will not be able to attend this event. Have fun and good luck to all.