More blatant plagiarism from the same Sports Guy article
Sports Guy quote from April 8th:
319. Latrell Sprewell and Sam Cassell (tie)
Trading for an NBA player with baggage is like dating a girl with baggage – maybe you'll be happy for a few months, but there's a 95-percent chance it's going to end badly. (And I mean, BADLY, as in, "Why does it hurt when I pee?" or "I wonder who left 59 hang-ups on my answering machine?")
Matt Smith on April 19th:
Showing up to a tournament of this caliber without doing your homework is like dating a girl with baggage – maybe you'll be happy for a few rounds, but there's a 95-percent chance it's going to end badly. (And I mean, BADLY, as in, ´´Why does it hurt when I pee?´´ or ´´I wonder who left 59 hang-ups on my answering machine?´´)
Seriously, why not just link to his column and insert random decklists...