Dutchieland is fucked up. pt. 42301ß2

[Womprax]

http://www.whitestarr.nl/

I
AM
SHOCKED

[Kowal]

Fresh Smell Formula works by (painlessly) anally injecting an ionising capsule (time released). This capsule will find it's way to the rectum and will nest itself over there for a period of 7 days (in spite of how many stools there are) and it will release a smell-molecule-neutralizing effect in a regulated manner, this will guarantee maximum smell-less.

But there is more: besides smell-less we, in cooperation with experts, have been able to accomplish adding an extra smell. There now is the possibility to choose between the smells Citron, Strawberry and lets not forget the robust smell of Sweet wood.

That's simply awesome.

[Machinus]

What the hell?!?!?!?

[Rico Suave]

"The robust smell of sweet wood."

Oh god.  Someone's ass is gonna smell like sweet wood?

[Eddie]

By using ancient Maori-techniques WhiteStarr is the first company that has succeeded in developing a tatooingtechnique by which the circulair anal muscle can fully, safely and painlessly be tattooed. By using the Treasanus, special ultrathin Japanese needles and natural colorsubstances, the medics (nurses) of WhiteStarr will be able to accomplish an optimal result you will be able to enjoy for many years.

For those among you visiting a darkroom regularly we offer a fully free supplement “Glow in the Dark”. Simply by bending over, others won't have a single problem finding the correct direction.

:'(

[jpmeyer]

BLING
YOUR
ASS
NOW

[Bram]

The pictures of the coral atolls are awesome. I'll never look at a volcanic island quite the same way. Also:

At the moment WhiteStarr only works on location but as from august 2005 we will be opening our first subsidiary at Schiphol Airport.

That means that if any of you come over for a visit, you can have you ass bleached & tattood without going out of your way. This just goes to show the ultimate dominance of a little town called Amsterdam. I'm just sorry Jacob will arrive a whole month too soon for all this...