RIW Hobbies, Livonia, MI, Power 9 Challenge #7, BLACK LOTUS, 10 proxy

[Komatteru]

Or, did you simply forget for a little while that you were not in fact female?

Crap! I did forget that!  It's just that I'm sooo hot that I can rival the bestest superhotglamorbabes, obv.

Anyways JD hope to see you at Franklin's tomorrow night.

I forgot that I had made plans to go watch Deeeeeeeeeeeetroooiiiitt Baaaaaaaaaaasketbaaaaaaaallll with some friends from high school tonight.  I'll have to take a raincheck again!  It's hard being as popular as me...unfortunately, I have many people who want to see me during my brief stint in the state.  I'll have to come out there when I'm back at Christmas.  Also, the days are counting down to when I'll back in MI permanently, assuming the University of Michigan Electrical Engineering Department Graduate Admissions isn't a bunch of fuckers.

And yes I conceeded tconcededrn one Lotus.  But only because my hand was shit and I didn't want to give you the satisfaction of actually killing me.

I much prefer the concession.  It gives us another story to add to the list along with "that time Mark Biller played Timetwister twice in a row," "two Mox Sapphires," "4 Trops," "Reya Dawnbringer," and "Bazaar, Squee, Squee."  <3 that list.

[forests failed you]

Can we add me Ancestraling you during your end step of a jar hand to put the Yawg will you mysticalled for into your yard eot on that list?

[PacmanXSA]

Bah, the trash talking in here is terrible right now.

Let me get things rolling ala Jet thread

Onelovemachine:  Your girlfriend is a whore.  The reason we were late for the Jet tourney was because I had to bring back her underwear that was still in my car.  Team Canada was complaining about the smell...

FFY: Your mom is ugly... It would seem that she passed this blessing on to her son...

EITD: Satan sucks... Err.... So do tattoos... Err... BITCH!

JDazzle: Your long, blonde locks are sooo pretty!!!! I'm sure you'll find Mr. Right anyday now!  Awww.... 

Kalamazoo Crew: Not worth insulting...

CaptainJohn: The Canadians WILL push you around next time!  You will have NO choice but to concede.  Franklin's girlfriend found that out pretty damn quick baby!

There we go.  Petty insults are fun!  Bring it your bastard yanks!

Pac

[forests failed you]

Um, we are going to win again...
It just gets redundent.  I say the Avant-Garde will prize split for the win, and then we do.

There is very little left to be proven here.

Good luck fellas!

[SpencerForHire]

I say ODAC kills all of Canadia and steals the lotus with little blue men turned sideways, or are they big brown men...  Maybe we win by turning Onelovemachine's GF sideways... I can't remember...  Probably not the GF one, I think that burned the next morning, no.. definately didn't win with that one...

I was gonna say something infuriating about turning things sideways... Oh thats right....  ODAC is gonna turn you sideways and keek your aces!

PS: Hail Michigan Magic!

[everythingitouchdies]

usually you dont turn onelovemachine's gf sideways, but you can usually return her from the graveyard during your upkeep.

[forests failed you]

Do you know from experience or did Windfall tell you that?

Oh, fuck wait a second... He's my teamate.

Hey yous guys

fuck off!

[everythingitouchdies]

I think brian and I are the only two people who have posted in this thread who have not experienced the krovikan horror between onelovemachine's gfs legs... me out of love for myself and FFY out of love for men

[forests failed you]

I helped Franklin apply for TO status last night, so hopefully he will be on here and able to defend himself pretty soon!

[everythingitouchdies]

I helped Franklin apply for TO status last night, so hopefully he will be on here and able to defend himself pretty soon!

Thats a bunch of shit. He is NOT A TOURNAMENT ORGANIZER!!!!

Why doesnt he just suck it up and get full user status? I did it and I made a joke of the whole thing. I had to be asked what spam was 3 times.

But you know what they say, you rape em and we scrape em.

[Hi-Val]

Keep patting each other's bottoms, boys. You'll need the warm comfort of another man's tush when I take your power.

[everythingitouchdies]

meandeck hasnt exactly been a well oiled machine lately, and has failed to throw any real weight around in michigan.

but we wont let ya go home with nothing... you can have some herpes courtesy of onelovemachine's gf.

[SpencerForHire]

Hi-Val, just because your a Legacy loser like me doesn't mean I won't tear you a new hole that will die when Ben touches it..

Ze Power iz mein.

[PacmanXSA]

X Cron
X JD

Next up: Hi-Val

The Michigan meta will chew you up and spit you out; unlike onelovemachine's girlfriend who for some reason, always swallows... Tis' why I keep going back!!!!

Pac

[everythingitouchdies]

X Cron
X JD

Next up: Hi-Val

The Michigan meta will chew you up and spit you out; unlike onelovemachine's girlfriend who for some reason, always swallows... Tis' why I keep going back!!!!

Pac

She's like a good run with heroin... makes you feel all fucked up, destroys your insides, leaves unsightly marks, but for some reason you just cant get enough.

I for one, have never done heroin and would never do onelovemachine's gf... afterall she has slept with a former vintage world champion.

We gotta get mrlovemachine into this thread/forum so he can defend himself... this is just flat out rude.

But then, so is having meandeck drive to our state and stomping on their kidneys.

[forests failed you]

Hope to see you there Doug!

I just wanted to warn you first:

Meandeck actually has no magical powers in Michigan.  It is quite strange actually;  Sort of how when Orcs go into the forest and all the trees bizowap on the Orcs just because they can.  It is sort of like that.  Meandeckers just lose in the mitten.

Unfortunately for everybody else, the forest loves the Vintage Avant-Garde, in spite of the fact that I don't think I have made green mana (mox emerald aside, because that is actually colorless mana) in about a year.

[Hi-Val]

Hope to see you there Doug!

I just wanted to warn you first:

Meandeck actually has no magical powers in Michigan.  It is quite strange actually;  Sort of how when Orcs go into the forest and all the trees bizowap on the Orcs just because they can.  It is sort of like that.  Meandeckers just lose in the mitten.

Unfortunately for everybody else, the forest loves the Vintage Avant-Garde, in spite of the fact that I don't think I have made green mana (mox emerald aside, because that is actually colorless mana) in about a year.

All I'm gonna say is watch your matchslips.

[onelovemachine]

We gotta get mrlovemachine into this thread/forum so he can defend himself... this is just flat out rude  

The only rude thing I remember concerning type one at RIW was that one time I raped Ben Perry in the finals of a Recall tournament.  

No but seriously you can all have your talk about my girlfriend; I am perfectly comfortable with sharing.  Just look at how I share the prize with Demars after conceding to him round one and then winning out!  

As far as team Canada is concerned, I would worry about them but the fact is that if they come anywhere near making me worry about losing to them, I'll just keep up tradition and blatantly cheat and have the judge side with me.   :shock:

There are two reasons I won't worry about Meandeck.  Reason number one:  it's a long drive that no one in their right mind would want to make for less than the entire power nine.  Reason number two: last time they appeared they made a poor showing and then disappeared into the sunset.  Michigan Metagame is a little rough for those who normally test with JDizzle  .

I actually don't know who Gimbles is.  I haven't met him since I am always at the top tables. 

I'll show you ladies my next piece of power afterward if you want.  I'll even let you buy me a beer.

[SpencerForHire]

I actually don't know who Gimbles is. 

I'll make sure your GF tells you who.

As for not seeing me at the top tables, that's because I've been playin with Legacy for a bit 
But I'll make sure you know me after the 20th.

[everythingitouchdies]

Gimbles is a hack.

OLM, good job on beating a washed up old dragon player in the finals of the recall tourney. I am ashamed that your community let me get that far, and that you let me get to game three. I play magic once a month, and I still rattle shit when I show up.

And as for the rest of you, get your own line of humor. Just because OLM takes it from me doesnt mean he has to from you. He and I have an understanding, and my horrible taste in jokes is forgiven due to my penchant for necrophilia. The rest of you might end up gagged, stuffed in the trunk and dumped in an alley behind a gay porn store. And to top it off we will write penis on each piece of your power.

Proxies For Life,
EITD

[PacmanXSA]

The rest of you might end up gagged, stuffed in the trunk and dumped in an alley behind a gay porn store. And to top it off we will write penis on each piece of your power.

Hawt!  Let me know when and where honey!  Hopefully OLM's gonna be there too!

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Pac

[forests failed you]

The Vintage Avant-Garde split three ways for the Pandemonium Power tournament tonight. 

Proving the Vintage Avant-Garde rules Michigan and all Vintage magical cards in it.

I love the V.A.G.

[PacmanXSA]

The Vintage Avant-Garde split three ways for the Pandemonium Power tournament tonight. 

Proving the Vintage Avant-Garde rules Michigan and all Vintage magical cards in it.

I love the V.A.G.

Brutal... I tried something new...

On a more important note, Canada and the USA will be mending fences by getting smashed the night before this tourney and possibly right after! 

If we're at Josh's place, I vow to hit up both his hot sister (Franklin proclaimed her as hott today, and I have a signed statement proving this) as well as his trampy girlfriend so that I may know the horrors of which Ben speaks!

Pac

[everythingitouchdies]

The Vintage Avant-Garde split three ways for the Pandemonium Power tournament tonight. 

Proving the Vintage Avant-Garde rules Michigan and all Vintage magical cards in it.

I love the V.A.G.

Brutal... I tried something new...

On a more important note, Canada and the USA will be mending fences by getting smashed the night before this tourney and possibly right after! 

If we're at Josh's place, I vow to hit up both his hot sister (Franklin proclaimed her as hott today, and I have a signed statement proving this) as well as his trampy girlfriend so that I may know the horrors of which Ben speaks!

Pac

Dude what kind of guy is telling his friends his sister is hot?

Let it be said, I only fuck em when they are dead.

[forests failed you]

Ben, for some reason your latest post both disturbs and confuses me; therefore I will deal with it in the manner that I deal with all of life's subtle and troubling problems:

Tap UU and Mana Drain it.

Out of sight, out of mind.

[Komatteru]

Ben, for some reason your latest post both disturbs and confuses me; therefore I will deal with it in the manner that I deal with all of life's subtle and troubling problems:

Tap UU and Mana Drain it.

Out of sight, out of mind.

He attacked with Xantid Swarm first, obv.

[everythingitouchdies]

Ben, for some reason your latest post both disturbs and confuses me; therefore I will deal with it in the manner that I deal with all of life's subtle and troubling problems:

Tap UU and Mana Drain it.

Out of sight, out of mind.

You tryin to suck me off?

[PacmanXSA]

Ben, for some reason your latest post both disturbs and confuses me; therefore I will deal with it in the manner that I deal with all of life's subtle and troubling problems:

Tap UU and Mana Drain it.

Out of sight, out of mind.

You tryin to suck me off?

You haven't heard of foreplay baby?!?!

Pac

[everythingitouchdies]

Mana drain is not the kind of foreplay I like. My idea of foreplay is attacking with a x swarm.

[forests failed you]

A. Not an inuendo.

B. I resent the fact that you would think of Mana Drain as foreplay, the collective misinformed understanding of what Mana Drain does is pathetic.  Clearly, Mana Drain would be climax becuse it is the moment where the game is over.

C. Ben Perry likes Xantid Swarm because it reminds him of his public lice.  I wouldn't want to interact with my opponent either if he or she was sending his pube bugs over at me.

D. The Vintage Avant-Garde rules and there is nothing any of you can do about it, suckas.

Thanks B's!