RIW Hobbies, Livonia, MI, Power 9 Challenge #7, BLACK LOTUS, 10 proxy

[SpencerForHire]

Unfortunately I am coming alone, this is probably due to the fact that I smell but I'm going to assume instead that it is instead because I have no friends.  I shall be there though, persevering and pwning.

[everythingitouchdies]

A. Not an inuendo.

B. I resent the fact that you would think of Mana Drain as foreplay, the collective misinformed understanding of what Mana Drain does is pathetic.  Clearly, Mana Drain would be climax becuse it is the moment where the game is over.

C. Ben Perry likes Xantid Swarm because it reminds him of his public lice.  I wouldn't want to interact with my opponent either if he or she was sending his pube bugs over at me.

D. The Vintage Avant-Garde rules and there is nothing any of you can do about it, suckas.

Thanks B's!

Its all about how I can send one of my minions in to fuck with your head, he doesnt really do anything, then I bring the DOOM THAT CAME TO SARNATH down on your christian suck ass soul.

I think of mana drain as foreplay because its the activity that sets up whatever you want to do. But I suppose I could see it as the aggression behind rape... because you totally pin the bitch down and have your way 'slaver' style after 'sploding with your drain action.

[CapitanJon]

The Vintage Avant-Garde split three ways for the Pandemonium Power tournament tonight. 

Proving the Vintage Avant-Garde rules Michigan and all Vintage magical cards in it.

I love the V.A.G.

Brutal... I tried something new...

On a more important note, Canada and the USA will be mending fences by getting smashed the night before this tourney and possibly right after! 

If we're at Josh's place, I vow to hit up both his hot sister (Franklin proclaimed her as hott today, and I have a signed statement proving this) as well as his trampy girlfriend so that I may know the horrors of which Ben speaks!

Pac

Dude what kind of guy is telling his friends his sister is hot?

Let it be said, I only fuck em when they are dead.

Ok wait a just a minute, Josh and I already have worked a trade for our sisters a long time ago.

[forests failed you]

Seriously, the Franklin's girlfriend jokes have really gone too far.

[everythingitouchdies]

Seriously, the Franklin's girlfriend jokes have really gone too far.

Yeah you people are fucking ridiculous.

[everythingitouchdies]

Who the hell wants a black lotus anyway?

[Komatteru]

Who the hell wants a black lotus anyway?

I bet it smokes better than weed.

[everythingitouchdies]

Who the hell wants a black lotus anyway?

I bet it smokes better than weed.

Smoke the Lotus...

I think someone should write that on the text box of this card when they win.

I for one will not be winning it because I am way too distracted by my profile pic.

[SpencerForHire]

Unfortunately it is looking like my families christmas party is the 18th of december. Which means by default canada has defeatededed me. 

I will find a time to back up my talk but this round goes to you.

[forests failed you]

Famalies are for quitters.

[Komatteru]

Famalies are for quitters.

What about families?

[everythingitouchdies]

Famalies are for quitters.

Rehab is for quitters, families are for punk ass trash talkin wuss mofo bitch ass scrubs. Fuckin ass clowns come crawling out of onelovemachine's gf's ass, talk all sorts of unbacked homosexual negativity in the direction of our canadian cohorts, then go crawling up inside a carcass called family for some necrophiliac incest.

Damn trashtalkers.

[everythingitouchdies]

Famalies are for quitters.

What about meandeck sucking avantgarde balls?

You guys have issues.

[PacmanXSA]

First off, let me address Mr. Gimbles.  You have made the correct decision in not showing up.  Keep your money for something more plausible, perhaps like purchasing a night with Franklin's girlfriend!?

Secondly, enough talk of Franklin's girlfriend.  More important matters are at hand; like his sister.  Now we all know she's a skank and is very, VERY hot.  I didn't, however, know Joshua felt the same way.  Wait?  You don't believe me, you say?!

I HAVE PROOF!!! See below

<3



Booyakasha!

Pac

[everythingitouchdies]

First off, let me address Mr. Gimbles.  You have made the correct decision in not showing up.  Keep your money for something more plausible, perhaps like purchasing a night with Franklin's girlfriend!?

Secondly, enough talk of Franklin's girlfriend.  More important matters are at hand; like his sister.  Now we all know she's a skank and is very, VERY hot.  I didn't, however, know Joshua felt the same way.  Wait?  You don't believe me, you say?!

I HAVE PROOF!!! See below

<3



Booyakasha!

Pac

That is amazing. It turns out he rents out his gf because he has a crush on his sister. No wonder he always Togs out on us.

If he were a necrophiliac I would be concerned.

He should write that on the lotus, except he cant because after he beats brian he will still have to split with him.

Savage.

[forests failed you]

Ben, you are just lucky that I conceded to Franklin in the Top 4 the time you played him in the finals.  Had you been playing me there wouldn't have been three games, as I would have crushed you quickly, indiscriminately, and without mercy.  Whereas Franklin may have given you a window through which the possibility of victory seemed plausible; make no mistake, when you are Slavered no such window exists, and the only emotions I will allow you to feel when I control your turn are fear, despair, and hopelessness. 

Cheers,
Brian

[Komatteru]

when you are Slavered no such window exists, and the only emotions I will allow you to feel when I control your turn are fear, despair, and hopelessness. 

Recall this:




That pile over there is the RFG pile.  And, yes, Ben has one card in hand.

[PacmanXSA]

Man, I should bring a camera to the next event and do some sort of writeup...

Anyways, on a more important note, you people aren't making fun of Franklin enough...

Cmon!!!!  DeMars, stop talking about Slaver as if he's your daddy. 

Benny: You look almost as good as Franklin's sister in that pic baby!

Pac

[forests failed you]

I am definately bringing my phone so that I can pull a Steven Menienian and have my teamates take photos of my degenerate board positions when I am winning.

[everythingitouchdies]

when you are Slavered no such window exists, and the only emotions I will allow you to feel when I control your turn are fear, despair, and hopelessness. 

Recall this:




That pile over there is the RFG pile.  And, yes, Ben has one card in hand.

This was against Windfall when I was playing dragon half powered in sanctioned magic. Hey Dizzle had you advanced to fish yet or were you still playing with kird apes?

[forests failed you]

Look at the hopeless look on that mans face!

[everythingitouchdies]

Look at the hopeless look on that mans face!

Yeah I was getting beat by a real slaver player back when that deck was good. You know, when you guys won every week because half your field was unpowered.

Oh wait, Dragon was pretty good then too.

[everythingitouchdies]

And how many tourney threads have over a hundred posts anyway? This is going to be a definitive moment in VIntage. You know now that it has moved into its new home: Michigan.

[Komatteru]

Yeah I was getting beat by a real slaver player back when that deck was good. You know, when you guys won every week because half your field was unpowered.

Oh wait, Dragon was pretty good then too.

Except that one week that I beat Mark with FISH.  It may have been that loss that lead him to victory, as he added Mystical Tutor and sought better Fish tech than Blood Moon.  If not, at least it gave us te Juntu Stakes story.

[forests failed you]

To bad your dreams of glory were crushed when I beat you in the finals shortly after.

[Komatteru]

To bad your dreams of glory were crushed when I beat you in the finals shortly after.

Ben beat me actually.

[everythingitouchdies]

To bad your dreams of glory were crushed when I beat you in the finals shortly after.

Ben beat me actually.

Because when you cant mad combo out, you just animate a 7/7 and beat down with Elvis tokens.

Stifle is for sissies.

[CapitanJon]

Yeah I was getting beat by a real slaver player back when that deck was good. You know, when you guys won every week because half your field was unpowered.

Oh wait, Dragon was pretty good then too.

Except that one week that I beat Mark with FISH. It may have been that loss that lead him to victory, as he added Mystical Tutor and sought better Fish tech than Blood Moon. If not, at least it gave us te Juntu Stakes story.

Hey Dizzle,

How much are Juntu Stakes?

[Komatteru]

Hey Dizzle,

How much are Juntu Stakes?

$3.  It's too much.  They were good until they were $3.

[everythingitouchdies]

Hye dude... I got some Juntu stakes. How does a buck sound?

Too much huh... well I will trade you a playset for these foil coffin purges...