RIW Hobbies, Livonia, MI, Power 9 Challenge #7, BLACK LOTUS, 10 proxy

[forests failed you]

Pam has just informed me that she will also be holding a Tempest Draft after the tournament ends.  Entry will be $45.00 and every player will get three packs.  The winners will get to divide up the rest of the unopened packs.

How savage is that?

[everythingitouchdies]

Yar,

Thats just bad ass.

[Jacob Orlove]

Incidentally, Tempest draft is absolutely insane. The set is like 90% playables.

[everythingitouchdies]

We need to seriously up the proxies on these things. To like 20. Ten is shit.

That way I can give Pac back his duals.

[forests failed you]

BTW Vintage Avant-Garde strikes again in Rochester.  You guys should be shaking in your boots come Sunday,

[everythingitouchdies]

BTW Vintage Avant-Garde strikes again in Rochester.  You guys should be shaking in your boots come Sunday,

Congrats.

[PacmanXSA]

BTW Vintage Avant-Garde strikes again in Rochester.  You guys should be shaking in your boots come Sunday,

If you think you trashed talked with that Trepanier kid, you haven't sat down with me in awhile!  Your mother is not safe!  With EITD's around, your burried relatives aren't either!!!

Pac

[forests failed you]

Pac get this:

I sit down at the table against that scrub kid.

I have my foot crossed up on my knee and a pimp scarf around my neck.

I lean forward and very cockily extend my hand and say "I'm Brian Demars, Forcefieldyou on the Manadrain."

He responds by saying "Yes, I  know who you are, you invented Burning Slaver.  I"m Ryan Treppier.  Its nice to meet you."

I say "Yes, its nice to meet you too, BRIAN"

and he says, "uh, actually its Ryan"

I say "Whatever" and shrugg my shoulders.

I set the tone of that match.

Trashtalk or die.,

[PacmanXSA]

Pac get this:

I sit down at the table against that scrub kid.

I have my foot crossed up on my knee and a pimp scarf around my neck.

I lean forward and very cockily extend my hand and say "I'm Brian Demars, Forcefieldyou on the Manadrain."

He responds by saying "Yes, I  know who you are, you invented Burning Slaver.  I"m Ryan Treppier.  Its nice to meet you."

I say "Yes, its nice to meet you too, BRIAN"

and he says, "uh, actually its Ryan"

I say "Whatever" and shrugg my shoulders.

I set the tone of that match.

Trashtalk or die.,

Whatever... As long as you crushed him, your trash talking is justified.  Don't talk shit and lose kids; that's the moral of the story. 

There is no beating the Michigan meta; unless you are the Michigan meta

Pac

[forests failed you]

It was savage.  Losing is not an option.

Clearly, Michigan is the place to be.

[vroman]

be aware, unless plans change dramatically, Team ogre will be bringing myself and a to-be-determined non-zero number of other players.
yes we live in st. louis and the lotus is in detroit. I cant explain why anyone would be willing to do this either.
my apologies in advance if my behavior is unduly influenced by the amount of drugs Im going to have to take to survive this road trip.

anyone who is going to be playing at the Bloomington Indiana Ruby tournament on the 17th, who is interested in getting/providing a ride to Detroit, contact me and maybe something can be worked out.

[forests failed you]

Way to be Vroman.  You continue to retain my undying respect and admiration for your love of this format.  We'll beer it up when you get here!

Cheers,
FFY

[PacmanXSA]

Way to be Vroman.  You continue to retain my undying respect and admiration for your love of this format.  We'll beer it up when you get here!

Cheers,
FFY

Yeah, I poked him and he seems eager to come out!

It is a well-known fact that ogres ALWAYS fall at the hands of Canadians; just like pathetic Michigan "Hipsters".

Pac

[everythingitouchdies]

I seem to remember some savage canadian slaying in my days.

And there is, hands down, no face to face trashtalker like me.

If you dont feel violated when I am done, your dead girlfriend will.

[forests failed you]

Hipster status acknowledged.

[NicolaeAlmighty]

Well well well, we have trash talking coming from every aspect of Michigan and Canada, why not a lil hate from the BC crew? You motha fuckas are gonna get torn apart by Dawn.

Perry, I did you a favor last time by fucking up my decklist... I'll be back for that favor Sunday 

[everythingitouchdies]

Well well well, we have trash talking coming from every aspect of Michigan and Canada, why not a lil hate from the BC crew? You motha fuckas are gonna get torn apart by Dawn.

Perry, I did you a favor last time by fucking up my decklist... I'll be back for that favor Sunday 

I forgot to thank you for that.

Nothing like beating me senseless in round one only to lose to me in top 8 primarily from misregistering a deck.

Anyone who wants to throw free wins my way feel free.

Face it, I am the Devil, and I am here to do the Devils work.

If things are not in my favor, the stars will realign and bad things will happen to my opponent. Thats just how it goes.

Hey next time maybe you could side 8 tormod's crypts?

[NicolaeAlmighty]

If things are not in my favor, the stars will realign and bad things will happen to my opponent. Thats just how it goes.

Hey next time maybe you could side 8 tormod's crypts?

Definitely! I upped the Ray of Revelation count and have a few other sideboard/ mainboard surprises just for you... Lookin forward to the Needle wars

[olive_garden]

Just to confrim with everyone, the lotus will be coming home with Canada and team olive garden!!!!

[PacmanXSA]

Well well well, we have trash talking coming from every aspect of Michigan and Canada, why not a lil hate from the BC crew? You motha fuckas are gonna get torn apart by Dawn.

First off, who the FUCK are you!??!?! 

Don't come in here talking shit with some bullshit monkey avatar and not having had sex with Josh's girlfriend.  To post here, you must have at least done the latter as that is rather easy to accomplish; and cheap

Team Olive Garden lives on baby!

Pac

[everythingitouchdies]

Well well well, we have trash talking coming from every aspect of Michigan and Canada, why not a lil hate from the BC crew? You motha fuckas are gonna get torn apart by Dawn.

First off, who the FUCK are you!??!?! 

Don't come in here talking shit with some bullshit monkey avatar and not having had sex with Josh's girlfriend.  To post here, you must have at least done the latter as that is rather easy to accomplish; and cheap

Team Olive Garden lives on baby!

Pac

He top 8d last time, so he cant be all bad.

Except for giving me the free top 8 win, that seemed unproductive.

Since the Franklins GF pic is gone and I can no longer use it as an avatar, I have decided to go with an old favorite.

[Komatteru]

There's 140 relies to this trashtalking thread.  This is more than the average Waterbury threads and about 5 times as many as any SCG thread has gotten.  Keep up the good work!!

[PacmanXSA]

He top 8d last time, so he cant be all bad.

Except for giving me the free top 8 win, that seemed unproductive.

Since the Franklins GF pic is gone and I can no longer use it as an avatar, I have decided to go with an old favorite.

My care factor has yet to increase.  I am more concerned in matters such as (and in no particular order):

i) Crushing DeMars and laughing.
ii) Crushing Franklin and laughing and maybe giving his sister and girlfriend a call (they've reputedly been talking to each other and I'm attempting to facilitate some sort of lesbionic action )
iii) Actually winnning an IMPORTANT match against Perry
iv) Crushing Vroman and those St. Louis Nelly fanatics
v) Laughing at Droba for not being able to attend this monster of an event.
vi) Calling Nicolo "Fishalo" about 18 times.
vii) Telling that Chinese guy that he'll be playing CS when he always plays Stax.
viii) Finally, after winning the Lotus, eating at Olive Garden!

Everyone's invited!!!!

Pac

[Jacob Orlove]

There's 140 relies to this trashtalking thread.  This is more than the average Waterbury threads and about 5 times as many as any SCG thread has gotten.  Keep up the good work!!

Sure, it's got quantity, but not quality. It doesn't matter who wins the event, because you all lose where it counts: making fun of people on the internet.

[onelovemachine]

  Sure, it's got quantity, but not quality. It doesn't matter who wins the event, because you all lose where it counts: making fun of people on the internet.

How are you still in this thread?  Why does the peanut crowd from Colombus, Ohio feel it necessary to chime in on our trash talking thread?  The quality of the jokes is actually pretty savage, but of course you wouldn't get any of it because its all a bunch of inside jokes that people from MICHIGAN and CANADIA partake in because we all know each other.  Infidel Outsider! Remain in your own threads!

P.S. on tomorrow which is Saturday there is a savage alcoholic's party at my place in Ypsilanti, Michigan.  Anyone who wishes to attend give me a call @ 734 845 7063.

[Komatteru]

Why does the peanut crowd from Colombus, Ohio

Too bad Jacob is from Boston or California.  Also, I don't know where "Colombus" is.

[PacmanXSA]

Why does the peanut crowd from Colombus, Ohio

Too bad Jacob is from Boston or California.  Also, I don't know where "Colombus" is.

Oh leave poor Josh alone.  He has enough on his plate with all the crabs infesting his house everytime his girlfriend squats to piss in his house. 

@Orlove:  Just because we know each other but don't care to sit down and participate in the massive circle jerk that is Waterbury with all the "supposed real" vintage players, don't mean we can't fling a good hunk O' insult, baby!

Windsor and Michigan against the world; ESPECIALLY Boston, California or ColOmbus!

Pac

[everythingitouchdies]

I love how everyone who isnt from the michigan meta are all writhing around in Josh's GF's panties about how this thread is bigger than their penis.

This is a real metagame. If you arent a part of it, we dont care about you. You do not matter. Your vintage community is the five o clock vodka to our grey goose fucking martini. Get over it.

That said, If I had a sitter I would come drink with you mr. josh.

Instead I will drink alone watching zombie movies all night in preperation for a long day of cheating.

EITD.

[forests failed you]

Drinking, smoking, partying and Morning Tide are all tech.  I hope to accomplish three of these tomorrow night.

[vroman]

sorry I failed to follow through on my rsvp. there was a major foul up with one of our drivers going awol and the logistics of st.louis->bloomington->detroit->st.louis transportation got shot to shit. Im planning to make an effort to go to more tournaments throughout midwest though