If leaving activated abilities alone is possible and means that this can cost 1UU then I'm for it!
Note that a Kobold would be a Red Island - Cuba!
Islandhome creatures would be safe from destruction from an opponent destroying their Islands, errr, sort of

This card would unleash the might of Dandan on an unsuspecting opponent. Sending a Colossus on vacation is bad but then having 4/1 big fish attack you really hurts.
If StP sends a creature farming, this would send a creature on holiday.