Doug and Ashoks LONG ASS AIM CONVO WITH NINJAS!

It spawned into a giant ninja story and please feel free to add to it!

MethodX3k1: i saw serenity today
MethodX3k1: and it was ridonculous
MethodX3k1: i wasn't that interested in it
MethodX3k1: until i saw a crazy black guy ninja who punched this guy in the kidney and paralyzed him
red dragon 60: heh, did you ever watch the show?
MethodX3k1: and made him fall on his sword
MethodX3k1: i was like omgt
MethodX3k1: omgt= oh my god teddy
MethodX3k1: i call myself teddy sometimes
red dragon 60: I can see why
MethodX3k1: i want a good ninja movie to come out
MethodX3k1: like two rival ninja schools who must kill each other for some reason
MethodX3k1: like id want it to have the movie title and MOVIE BEGIN!
red dragon 60: then they kill each other in all sorts of hilarious and unanticipated ways
MethodX3k1: and no talking
MethodX3k1: just violence
MethodX3k1: and 2 hours later
red dragon 60: like they're about to kill each other in an elevator
MethodX3k1: MOVIE END

red dragon 60: and some bangin' chick walks in
red dragon 60: and they stop
red dragon 60: and act normal
MethodX3k1: and no talking in between
MethodX3k1: just fighting
red dragon 60: and then the doors of the elvator open and she starts to walk out but they grab her ankles and pull her back in
MethodX3k1: MOVIE BEGIN fight fight fight fight fight MOVIE END
MethodX3k1: yea
MethodX3k1: that would be crazy
red dragon 60: and cut her good and then stash the body on top of the elevator
MethodX3k1: people don't die enough to blowdarts
MethodX3k1: our ninja movie needs a lot of that
red dragon 60: and then they fuck each other up with like ninja stars richocheting off the walls in the elevator
red dragon 60: and the winning guy's master is like omg were you crazy that was too little space to fight in!
MethodX3k1: i want to see a guy fight with three swords
MethodX3k1: like one sword in each hand
MethodX3k1: and one is just floating around
MethodX3k1: and he's hitting it with the other swords
MethodX3k1: to make it do stuff also
red dragon 60: but then his real master karate chops the guy's head right off his body and is like that was an imposter, I'm no pansy shit like that, I bet you cut him up good
MethodX3k1: dude THREE SWORDS
MethodX3k1: like one just keeps getting knocked around with the other 2 swords
red dragon 60: he could have one on his head like a ninjacorn
MethodX3k1: and someone has to die to a blowdart
MethodX3k1: and it has to hit him in the vein in the neck
MethodX3k1: and you have to see his veins turn green
MethodX3k1: and pulsate
MethodX3k1: as he utters a last word
red dragon 60: theyre giving this big talk like ooo we gotta stop those ninjas and then there's this blowdart shot right in his mouth and he chokes on it and dies and when his friend pulls it out, theres still poison on it and he dies too
MethodX3k1: or one gets thrown at him by 2 ninjas
MethodX3k1: he cuts it
MethodX3k1: and it splashes a drop into the eye
MethodX3k1: of one of them
MethodX3k1: and he dies
MethodX3k1: none of the symbolic pussy shit fighting where we are floating above a lake or cherry blossoms or reeds
MethodX3k1: just DIE NINJA DIE
MethodX3k1: type stuff
MethodX3k1: and no funny characters
MethodX3k1: all funny characters get knifed first
red dragon 60: gotta have gilbert gottfried get knifed
red dragon 60: and theres one hot girl ninja too
red dragon 60: but she acts like a guy because she's always fighting and she internalizes her problems instead of talking to her friends about them (and ninjas don't talk anyway, silly)
MethodX3k1: oh and two ninjas have to be related and not know the other is a ninja and one of them gets dead by the other
red dragon 60: and then he disgraces his family and falls on his sword but at that same time a ninja was gonna jump on his back and stab him and the sword goes through the ninja and kills the other so it's like a ninja kebob on the sword
MethodX3k1: omg
MethodX3k1: and both schools have to engage in a giant ninja battle
MethodX3k1: at the end
red dragon 60: and then when the fight is over one of the ninjas jumps off the ground and is like sike! fake last ending! more fight now!
red dragon 60: and a bunch of ninjas pop out of potted plants
red dragon 60: and vent shafts
red dragon 60: and fight some more
red dragon 60: and then at the end of THAT, you're wondering if it was finally the real ending
MethodX3k1: oh man and some old greedy ninja master yells I MASTERED THE SHONEN JUMP and owns liike 4 good guys and the 5th gets revenge and discoveres inner strength he never had and does his MASTER BLASTER DIAHREIA CRANE ATTACK and saves the megaverse
red dragon 60: so you walk out of the theater and there's this last like KAAAZAAAIII! bloodcurdling scream and you think maybe it's another ninja fight but everyone is already leaving and you can't go back in and your girlfriend wants to get home and you just walk out like shit, that thing worked on SO MANY LEVELS.Â I think I peed my pants, I need to see it again
MethodX3k1: and he has the chance to kill the evil master but doesn't so the master pulls out hidden knife to attack and the guy who died stops it in his last breathe and dies again
MethodX3k1: and a bird flies by the bright son and a drop of blood drips from an orhcid or something and credits roll
red dragon 60: and then the girl ninja comes in and the master is like ooo you can't fight me, you are a girl, you lack the will of the warrior, and she's like bring it and he's like okay and he comes at her but she utters these words and all these zombie ninjas come back and beat this guy up a second time
MethodX3k1: lol
MethodX3k1: this whole convo is going on tmd
MethodX3k1: or the MD forums
red dragon 60: oh def
and at the end, the girl ninja is like ha, I wasn't a girl anyway, and she whips out something that looks like a dick but it's silhouetted against the setting sun and it may just be a knife please god let it be a knife and have her say something like "...I'm a woman!" and she doesn't and you're like omg am I gay that girl is hot but it's a guy and she kicked ass like guys do and I want to lay the pipe in her but that means I want to get with a guy! and then at the end she's like I'm a woman! and all that sexual doubt goes away and you're like shit yeah, ninjas never disappoint