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« Reply #30 on: February 16, 2006, 07:43:26 am »

chuck norris will beat randy buhler and win 12 packs of russian...both days.
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« Reply #31 on: February 16, 2006, 10:50:27 am »

chuck norris will beat randy buhler and win 12 packs of russian...both days.

He will then use the time between rounds to conquer twelve small Russian villages.
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« Reply #32 on: February 16, 2006, 12:14:27 pm »

Chuck Norris invented Type 4.

On the other hand, Paul Mastriano claims he invented it. Because he is still alive, he must be Chuck Norris's cover identity. After revealing his fake identity, I will have my face roundhouse kicked, among with all the people who manage to read this until Chuck Norris hacks the site and removes this post.
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« Reply #33 on: February 16, 2006, 12:41:49 pm »

Chuck Norris doesn't need to go to a tourney to win it.
Didn't Jacob Orlove do that once?
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« Reply #34 on: February 16, 2006, 02:06:33 pm »

Chuck Norris actually sheds like once a year. One of those skins is known as Jacob Orlove..

There might be an American president or 2 between them to..
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« Reply #35 on: February 16, 2006, 03:28:48 pm »

"Team Meandeck" is really just Chuck Norris in a clever disguise.
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« Reply #36 on: February 16, 2006, 04:51:17 pm »

I heared your team name was "My little pink pony" before Chuck Norris came along?

I bet JD came up with that name..
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« Reply #37 on: February 16, 2006, 05:01:01 pm »

I heared your team name was "My little pink pony" before Chuck Norris came along?

I bet JD came up with that name..
Man, hi_val gets no respect these days. It's all JD this and JD that. You people.

Plus, our old name was "Team Paragons" obv.

In other news, Chuck Norris is going to blow up the ocean.
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« Reply #38 on: February 22, 2006, 01:21:33 am »

Chuck Norris has no junk DNA.

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« Reply #39 on: February 22, 2006, 11:01:06 pm »

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

That cracked me up.
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« Reply #40 on: March 20, 2006, 11:22:20 am »

www.youtube.com/watch?v=64wQMMxvKTc&eurl

clip from "The Best Damn Sports Show Period" of Chuck norris reading "Chuck Norris facts"
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« Reply #41 on: March 20, 2006, 03:29:01 pm »

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck norris invented a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck stopped all three bullets in his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of amazement.
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« Reply #42 on: March 20, 2006, 04:24:42 pm »

The internet is not stored on Google. The internet is stored in a little part of Chuck Norris' brain called pr0n collection.
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« Reply #43 on: March 21, 2006, 12:39:56 am »

Chuck Norris can beat his reflection in a staring contest.

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« Reply #44 on: March 21, 2006, 04:59:57 pm »

it appears that chuck norris did in fact beat buhler day 1. actually in an amazing turn of events buhler was paired against norris for both rounds and lost turn 1 both times(norris plays stasis...yeah he is that good). however norris' beard was so neatly trimmed and amazing looking that it prompted buhler to win his next six rounds...i should know i saw it with my own eyes. simply amazing is all i can say
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« Reply #45 on: March 21, 2006, 06:17:19 pm »

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Chuck Norris can beat his reflection in a staring contest.

In fact, he also has defeated Team Meandeck in a pie-eating contest, GG's in a Discus competition, ICBM in a footrace, and GWS in a snowball fight.
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« Reply #46 on: March 21, 2006, 06:32:49 pm »

Mmm pie.
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« Reply #47 on: March 21, 2006, 06:57:06 pm »

Mmm pie.
I like pie.
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« Reply #48 on: March 21, 2006, 07:13:29 pm »

that is spam
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« Reply #49 on: March 21, 2006, 07:16:33 pm »

Way to go Klep, Jacob. You found the person with a poor sense of humor. Smile

I like pie, too.

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