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So, what is your favorite funny movie quote of the moment?
Of all time: Bill Murray from STRIPES "You can't go, all the plants are gonna die!!!"
Of the moment: Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson from Wedding Crashers:
"Forget her; girls with hats tend to be very propers"
"Yeah well the proper girl in the hat just eyefucked the shit out of me"
Your faves?
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« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2006, 02:37:54 pm » |
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Best is "Candle in the eye" from Guest House Paradiso.
2nd best goes to Jim Carrey in Ace Ventura: "Like a glove".
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No room in the house exceeds a length of twenty-five feet, let alone fifty feet, let alone fifty-six and a half feet, and yet Chad and Daisy's voices are echoing, each call responding with an entirely separate answer. In the living room, Navidson discovers the echoes emanating from a dark, doorless hallway which has appeared out of nowhere in the west wall.
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« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2006, 03:21:22 pm » |
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Harold Ramis, as Dr. Egon Spengler: "Print is dead." in Ghostbusters.
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« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2006, 04:38:46 pm » |
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"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball." -Dodgeball
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« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2006, 06:08:28 pm » |
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That scene in Annie Hall when Alvy and Annie are on the balcony with their subtitled thoughts on the screen: "I wonder what she looks like naked?" / "Christ, I sound like FM radio. Relax." That shit is brilliant. Actually the whole script is utterly amazing. 1,000th post. Damn. |
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« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2006, 05:04:05 pm » |
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From "The Big Lebowski"
The Dude: "My only hope is that the big Lebowski kills me before the Germans can cut my dick off."
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The Dude: "Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man."
Malibu Police Chief: "Mr. Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. You don't draw shit, Lebowski. Now we got a nice, quiet little beach community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So let me make something plain. I don't like you sucking around, bothering our citizens, Lebowski. I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?"
(long pause)
The Dude: "I'm sorry, I wasn't listening."
Technically, the following is from a British TV series (Red Dwarf), but still:
Kryten: I suggest we go from blue alert to red alert, sir.
The Cat: Forget the red. Let's go all the way up to brown alert.
Kryten: But there's no such thing as brown alert, sir.
The Cat: You won't be saying that in a minute. And don't say I didn't alert you.
or:
Kryten: I wish I had a mum. I never had a mum.
Holly: I never had a mum, neither.
Rimmer: Well, you can all have mine. Everyone else did.
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<j_orlove> I am semi-religious
<BR4M> I like that. which half of god do you believe in?
<j_orlove> the half that tells me how to live my life
<j_orlove> but not the half that tells me how others should live theirs
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« Reply #6 on: March 15, 2006, 05:23:25 pm » |
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From "The Big Lebowski"
The Dude: "My only hope is that the big Lebowski kills me before the Germans can cut my dick off."
and
The Dude: "Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man."
Malibu Police Chief: "Mr. Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. You don't draw shit, Lebowski. Now we got a nice, quiet little beach community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So let me make something plain. I don't like you sucking around, bothering our citizens, Lebowski. I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?"
(long pause)
The Dude: "I'm sorry, I wasn't listening." "You mean coitus?" |
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« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2006, 05:33:22 pm » |
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Yippee-ki-yay, Sweinebache.
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Without magic, life would be a mistake - Friedrich Nietzsche Chuck would ask Chuck how a woodchuck would chuck wood... as fast as this. |
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« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2006, 11:41:06 pm » |
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(applicable any time you walk into a room)
My name is Inego Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die
-The Princess Bride
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« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2006, 06:09:03 am » |
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Yippee-ki-yay, Sweinebache.
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That one is pretty hilarious. I once heard Hannibal Smith say: "Ich liebe es wenn ein Plann komms zu wert" My favorite funny quote comes from the same movie (Die Hard 1): "If this is their idea of Christmas, I gotta be here for newyear" |
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« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2006, 04:20:46 pm » |
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I love lamp.
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« Reply #11 on: March 20, 2006, 09:51:04 am » |
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From "The Big Lebowski"
The Dude: "My only hope is that the big Lebowski kills me before the Germans can cut my dick off."
and
The Dude: "Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man."
Malibu Police Chief: "Mr. Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. You don't draw shit, Lebowski. Now we got a nice, quiet little beach community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So let me make something plain. I don't like you sucking around, bothering our citizens, Lebowski. I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?"
(long pause)
The Dude: "I'm sorry, I wasn't listening." "You mean coitus?" Maude Lebowski: Uli Hauff? Her Co-Star in The Beaver Picture? The Dude: Beaver? Uhhhh, you mean vagina...? WAIT! You know this guy? I'm recently fond of: "She's got a big mouth but she's not kidding. I'm gonna whip you silly and I'm gonna fuck you stupid. You wanna do the man dance? First dance is yours" |
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