"It's not easy being a Michael Bay fan. In contemporary society you could be an overweight, disabled, lesbian, African-American Jew who smokes, and still you wouldn't be as discriminated against as much as someone who positively adores Armageddon."
Which is exactly as it should be. FUCK YOU, Aerosmith, and fuck your horrible song(s).
How can anyone fail to love American films? You are always wondering if they are going to win in the end. [/sarcasm]
