This is mainly for Kowal's benefit, because he can't remember the night before. I can't with good conscience recommend anyone read the Drunk Kowal log, since he's a bit of a foul-mouth. Anyway, here it is.Topic is 'New Game! Fill in the Blank: [23:26:56] <[Roxas]> I have these AWESOME _____________________'
[02:46] <AnuPartay> Hi guys
[02:46] * AnuPartay is now known as Anusien
[02:46] <Anusien> i reckon I'm drunk
[02:59] <jetz0r> whats that program that can send messages to people on your network?
[02:59] <Anusien> your network?
[03:00] <Anusien> you mean AIM?
[03:00] <jetz0r> like with an ip address
[03:01] <jetz0r> or am i being reatrded and there's no such thing?
[03:07] <Anusien> I mean, you can theoretically do it
[03:07] <Anusien> but it requiers them listening on those ports
[03:07] * Kowal has joined #TheManaDrain
[03:07] <Anusien> Kowal!
[03:07] <Anusien> Just the person to be drunk with
[03:07] <Kowal> LORD HELP ME
[03:07] * Anusien is the Lord. etc etc
[03:07] * ScrubLife sets mode: +o Kowal
[03:07] <Kowal> I AM NOT MUCH SMUCH THE SOBER
[03:07] <Kowal> atoo much m[poiremtstr
[03:07] <Kowal> POKER
[03:07] <Kowal> THATS THE WORD
[03:07] <Kowal> JUGERNAUT GO
[03:08] <Kowal> OV
[03:08] <Kowal> BV
[03:08] <Kowal> OBV
[03:08] <Kowal> WOW
[03:08] <Kowal> I AM MUCH NOT SOBER
[03:08] <Kowal> LIZ DROVE CAR HOME
[03:08] <Kowal> TBHINGS ARE DIZZY
[03:08] <Kowal> YOP???
[03:08] <jetz0r> yep
[03:08] <Anusien> testing t23
[03:08] <Kowal> T2 IS FOR FAGS
[03:09] <Kowal> ALSOT
[03:09] <Kowal> TOPIC
[03:09] <Kowal> TITS!!!
[03:09] <Kowal> OR BUTT CHEEKS
[03:09] <Kowal> BUT HWO HASNT PENNED JESUS BUTTCHEEKS BEFPORE
[03:09] <Anusien> saw this chick from first year. I don't remember her being that hot
[03:09] <Anusien> Had nice tits
[03:09] <Anusien> and tube top
[03:09] <Kowal> NOW SHE SOINING
[03:09] <Kowal> SMOKING
[03:09] <Kowal> iD HIT
[03:09] <Kowal> IT
[03:11] <Arakkis> well, you know kowal is drunk, he's on irc
[03:12] <Anusien> Testing drunk is
[03:12] <Anusien> I ran a valuable 1/1 into a 5 mana 2/2
[03:14] <Hydra_TMD> Well, time for sleep.
[03:14] <Hydra_TMD> Peace.
[03:14] <Kowal> ANUSIEN
[03:14] <Kowal> YOU ENJOY THE PENIS
[03:14] <Kowal> IN YOUR MOUTH AND UTT
[03:14] <Kowal> BUTT*
[03:15] <Kowal> JESUS WILL ATTEST
[03:15] <Anusien> lies
[03:15] <Anusien> I have never sucked off jesus
[03:15] <Anusien> Fucker doesn't cuddle
[03:16] * Arakkis is now known as ArakkiSLP
[03:16] <Kowal> LIES
[03:17] <Kowal> IF HE DOES'T CUDDLE HE MERELY FUNDS YOU REPULSIVE
[03:17] <Kowal> FIND
[03:18] <Anusien> You lie
[03:18] <Anusien> Jesus loves the little children
[03:18] <Anusien> WITH MEAT SAUCE
[03:19] <Anusien> I am drunk and sans porn
[03:21] <Anusien> nm
[03:22] <jetz0r> you have internet, you have never without porn
[03:23] * Kowal has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 360 seconds)
[03:24] <BrassMan> (3:25:03 AM) theatoglord: "fun size" is the biggest lie ever
[03:24] <BrassMan> (3:25:08 AM) theatoglord: more like "gay size"
[03:24] <Kowal> I'm awesomes
[03:24] <Kowal> asobiery is for faggots
[03:24] * ScrubLife sets mode: +o Kowal
[03:24] <Kowal> heeheeehee
[03:24] <Kowal> I am opped!
[03:24] <Kowal> that's tupid
[03:24] <Kowal> stupid
[03:24] * BrassMan sets mode: +o Kowal
[03:25] <Kowal> ty brassman
[03:25] <Kowal> yo're and offcier and a n awesome
[03:25] <BrassMan> ben, ever since I starting drinking, I've learned to appreciate you much more
[03:25] <Kowal> I can't imagine why
[03:25] <Kowal> but ^5 sir
[03:25] <BrassMan> even though you're the cheats and you steal my cards
[03:25] <Kowal> what cards?
[03:25] <BrassMan> ^5
[03:25] <Kowal> I can't help by laught
[03:26] <Kowal> becaueI 'm talking to jacob
[03:26] <Kowal> adn he' can't n,aler secnse of my typing
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[03:26] <Kowal> omg
[03:26] <Kowal> ant atog approahces???!!~!
[03:26] <Kowal> ommand?!
[03:26] <AtogLord> Ooh! I'll play!
[03:26] <AtogLord> I'll fill it in with....
[03:27] <AtogLord> Hand Piercings
[03:27] <Kowal> atoglord has weird fetishes
[03:27] <Kowal> he wonce told me he found me sexy
[03:27] <Kowal> because i was a duude
[03:27] <Kowal> fuckingf creepy
[03:27] <AtogLord> i'm answering the "topic" question
[03:27] <Kowal> he also said he wants to do brassman in the anus sexxer pooper
[03:27] <AtogLord> everyone knows Jesus had those nine inch nails...
[03:28] <Kowal> rich shay is a noabloa
[03:28] <Kowal> nobalo
[03:28] <Kowal> noobalo
[03:29] <Kowal> kowal ilacks sobiret
[03:29] <Kowal> ysobierty
[03:29] <Kowal> sobriety
[03:29] <Kowal> kk>?
[03:29] <BrassMan> clegry en vec?
[03:29] <Kowal> I AM THE BLOWJOB
[03:29] <Kowal> I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE
[03:29] * Kowal whispersd, "[penises"
[03:29] * Kowal for jesus' anus sex
[03:30] <AtogLord> what kowal lacks in sobriety he makes up for in alcholism
[03:30] <Kowal> I <# BEER
[03:30] <AtogLord> nice liver n00b
[03:30] <Kowal> it takes a lot f beer for me to make it to IRC
[03:30] <Kowal> but when I do, hoo hoo, look out noobs
[03:30] <Kowal> holy shit
[03:30] <Kowal> no typos?
[03:30] <Kowal> wtf???
[03:30] <Kowal> damn!
[03:30] <Kowal> need more booze!
[03:30] * Kowal blames atoglrod
[03:31] * AtogLord blames kowal
[03:31] * Kowal just farreted
[03:31] * BrassMan blames himself
[03:31] * Kowal <3s braassman sexually
[03:31] * BrassMan cries again
[03:31] <Kowal> <3
[03:31] <Kowal> wanna fucks??
[03:31] <AtogLord> kowal, sometimes being drunk allows us to come to grips with the truth
[03:31] <Kowal> what ca I saidy?
[03:31] <Kowal> brassman's anus is where my penis wants ot be
[03:32] <AtogLord> see brassy? i win the bet
[03:32] <Kowal> it's just famliar territory you see
[03:32] <Kowal> also his mom
[03:32] <Kowal> in mouth and butt
[03:32] <BrassMan> what bet?
[03:32] <Kowal> <3 brassman's mom
[03:32] <BrassMan> wait... ben, please don't do me in the butt
[03:32] <AtogLord> the one i made with myself, sure that you and kowal were clearly romantic lovers
[03:32] <Kowal> <3<3
[03:32] <Kowal> wantsd afuck?
[03:32] <Kowal> I AM CLERGY EN VEC
[03:33] <AtogLord> jeez, theres a drunk guy on MIRC -- we need some tmd mod to kick him off
[03:33] * AtogLord was kicked by Kowal (pow right inthe kisser)
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[03:33] <BrassMan> pwnt
[03:33] <Kowal> pwnt
[03:33] <Kowal> oops
[03:33] * BrassMan sets mode: +o AtogLord
[03:33] <Kowal> I started mozilla accidentally
[03:33] <AtogLord> peas
[03:34] <Kowal> oooh
[03:34] <Kowal> title and registration begins
[03:34] <Kowal> kowal is elated
[03:34] <Kowal> or what the fuck is tha twor
[03:34] <Kowal> dd
[03:34] <Kowal> penis
[03:34] <Kowal> no that 's not it
[03:34] <Kowal> anus?
[03:34] <AtogLord> so, i spent all day studying for exams
[03:34] <Kowal> no that's crzy talk
[03:34] <Kowal> I spen tlal day ghettuing drunk er
[03:34] <Kowal> now quite crazily I <3 eeryone in this channel
[03:34] <Kowal> except crtz
[03:34] <Kowal> he's a douchebag
[03:35] * Crtz was kicked by Kowal (you liek penis)
[03:35] <BrassMan> lol, look at all the ops
[03:35] * BrassMan sets mode: +ooo [T00L] dicemanx Hydra_TMD
[03:35] <Kowal> !
[03:35] * BrassMan sets mode: +oo Machinus StrWrsKid
[03:35] <Kowal> so liek
[03:35] <Kowal> I wish I played mre magc
[03:35] <Kowal> becaue mty deck would be savsge right now
[03:35] <Kowal> given my lack of sobveirty
[03:35] <AtogLord> ill smash you in mws
[03:35] <Kowal> kks!
[03:35] <AtogLord> since im bored
[03:35] <Kowal> which format??
[03:36] <AtogLord> name the format
[03:36] <BrassMan> OPHIDIAN.FORMAT
[03:36] <Kowal> kk
[03:36] <Kowal> which format is that?>
[03:36] <Kowal> play ophdian in everything
[03:36] <AtogLord> type one i think
[03:36] <Kowal> even t2
[03:36] <Kowal> kk
[03:36] <BrassMan> THE ONE WITH ALL THE OPHIDIANS
[03:36] <Kowal> tye 1 it is~
[03:36] <Kowal> I hot!
[03:36] <Kowal> host!
[03:36] <AtogLord> ill play repeal gifts like a CHAMP
[03:37] <AtogLord> made
[03:37] <AtogLord> 'bjoich' that you?
[03:37] <AtogLord> nm
[03:37] <Kowal> <--ko3wal
[03:37] <Kowal> ko3l
[03:37] <Kowal> kowal
[03:38] <BrassMan> I'm not a champ
[03:38] <BrassMan> champs don't play that deck
[03:38] <Kowal> true
[03:38] <Kowal> only noobs do
[03:39] <Kowal> kuije rucgh ahsay
[03:39] <Kowal> ghe;s a bniovbket
[03:39] <Kowal> wtf athog lord
[03:39] <Kowal> stop being a wuss and fght em
[03:39] <Kowal> wuss
[03:39] <Kowal> i'll cut you
[03:39] <AtogLord> the games waiting for you ben
[03:40] <Anusien> ...
[03:40] <Anusien> RS is on!
[03:40] <AtogLord> rs?
[03:40] <Kowal> game has been waiting for YOU for like ten years now
[03:40] <Kowal> faggot
[03:40] <Kowal> fight me
[03:41] <Dr_Tongue> damn it's an Opfest!
[03:44] <Anusien> RS = Rich Shay derf derf
[03:44] <Anusien> time for drunk anus to sleep
[03:44] <AtogLord> :
[03:44] <AtogLord>
[03:44] <AtogLord> youre not as drunk as ben
[03:44] <Anusien> sadly no
[03:45] <Anusien> this is what happens when I can count my beers on one han
[03:45] <AtogLord> who lost game 1 despite his playing a Phid deck
[03:45] <Anusien> hand*
[03:45] <Anusien> i thought phid >>> *
[03:45] <Anusien> okay, sleep time
[03:46] <Kowal> rucg sgat lkikes cicjk
[03:46] <Kowal> rudhg shay clikes cock**
[03:46] <Anusien> I imagine that is <foo> likes cock
[03:46] <Anusien> that's how kowal thinks
[03:46] <Anusien> kowal likes cock
[03:46] <Anusien> if you don't
[03:46] <Anusien> say "ZOMG I hate the cock" within the next 1 minutes
[03:46] <Kowal> ay "ZOMG I hate the cock" within the next 1 minutes
[03:47] <Anusien> c/p =
[03:47] <Kowal> your face likes dicks
[03:47] * Anusien is now known as YourFace
[03:47] <YourFace> you lie!
[03:47] * YourFace is now known as Anusien
[03:48] <AtogLord> sigh
[03:48] <Anusien> ??
[03:48] <Anusien> Rich isn't playtesting, he's babysitting
[03:48] <AtogLord> im the designated miser
[03:48] <Anusien> isn't that why you play CS?
[03:49] <Kowal> he's playing gifts
[03:49] <Anusien>
[03:49] <Anusien> does it have welders in it?
[03:50] <Kowal> god no
[03:50] <Kowal> that's awful
[03:50] <Kowal> you're a scrub
[03:50] <Kowal> noobalo
[03:50] <Anusien> lies
[03:50] <Anusien> reb still plays CS
[03:51] <AtogLord> im playing repeal gifts
[03:51] <AtogLord> and if im not playing cs you shouldn't be either
[03:52] <Veggies> sure you should
[03:52] <Veggies> that's an even better reason
[03:52] <Anusien> This is fairly true. But I'm not smart enoguh to play gifts
[03:52] <Veggies> NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
[03:52] <Anusien> I think Reb put 2 Fire//Ice 2 MisD in the main or something random like that
[03:53] <Anusien> I could play Burning Slaver^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H2004 era SSB
[03:53] <AtogLord> ROFL
[03:53] <AtogLord> well, ben was a respectable 0-3 before the server crashed
[03:53] <Kowal> damit rich
[03:53] <Kowal> you killed mws
[03:53] <Kowal> this is why we can't have nice things
[03:53] <AtogLord> i am an atog after all
[03:53] <Kowal> now I have to pee
[03:54] <Kowal> mmm, beer
[03:54] <Anusien> You never own beer, you merely rent it
[03:54] <AtogLord> so, brassgifts beats phid
[03:55] <AtogLord> now you can feel safe playing it andy
[03:55] <Anusien> why wouldn't it?
[03:55] <AtogLord> because...
[03:55] <AtogLord> ophidian draws a card every turn
[03:55] <AtogLord> ...?
[03:56] <Anusien> yes. you know what also draws cards?
[03:56] <Anusien> TfK
[03:56] <AtogLord> its true
[03:56] <AtogLord> 3 at once
[03:56] <AtogLord> and so does repeal
[03:56] <Dr_Tongue> TFK is no snake though!
[03:56] <Anusien> true
[03:57] <Kowal> REPEAL DOES NOT DRAW THREE CARDS
[03:57] <Kowal> YOU'RE A DAMN NOOB
[03:57] <Kowal> AND A LIAR
[03:57] <Kowal> I W AS 18954765864-0
[03:57] <AtogLord> repeal does
[03:57] <AtogLord> draw 3 cards
[03:57] <AtogLord> if forked twice
[03:57] <Kowal> TIME FOR BEDS YOU LIARS
[03:57] <Anusien> zomg
[03:57] <Anusien> does BMG run Twincast?
[03:57] <Kowal> omg
[03:57] <Kowal> my desk is rolling around
[03:57] <Kowal> stipo that
[03:57] <Kowal> it's annoying
[03:57] <Kowal> stupid
[03:58] <Anusien> druck you all!
[03:58] <Anusien> I'm funk
[03:58] <Kowal> that was intentinal afgagtot
[03:58] <Kowal> fdaggot
[03:58] <AtogLord> so, ben, done losing w/ phid?
[03:58] <Kowal> stpo[ bneing gay
[03:58] <Kowal> [hid doesn't lose
[03:58] <Kowal> that's supiodity
[03:58] <Kowal> talking
[03:59] <Anusien> *snicker*
[03:59] <AtogLord> ...
[03:59] <AtogLord> team reflection, hard at work testing the phid metagame
[03:59] <Anusien> Meandeck [hid doesn't lose to supiodity
[03:59] <Anusien> There's a team Reflection Phid I hear
[03:59] <Anusien> Reb linked someone to Kowal's list, then fixed it
[03:59] <Kowal> stfu noob
[03:59] <Kowal> you lie dicks
[03:59] <Anusien> Compulsive Research Kowal? Honestly
[03:59] <Kowal> like**
[04:00] <Kowal> comp research is broken
[04:00] <Kowal> you like cocks
[04:00] <Anusien> it's a freaking sorcery
[04:00] <Kowal> yourt mom wants my penis
[04:00] <Kowal> n her mouth
[04:00] <Anusien> "I would like to tap out mainphase. Please insert your penis here"
[04:00] <Kowal> butI put it in her butts first
[04:00] <Kowal> noth fo them
[04:00] <Kowal> and she's like "OMFG"
[04:00] * ArakkiSLP has quit IRC (Read error: Operation timed out)
[04:00] <Kowal> THAT IS SO DEEP
[04:00] <Kowal> MY WOMB IS BLEEDING
[04:00] <Kowal> and I'm like that's righ tbitch
[04:00] * AtogLord kicks kowal
[04:00] <Kowal> take it and love it
[04:00] <Anusien> Mainphase Compulsive Resarch is like mainphase anal rape sans lube
[04:00] * AtogLord in the head
[04:01] * AtogLord was kicked by Kowal (kicks atoglord)
[04:01] * AtogLord has joined #TheManaDrain
[04:01] <Kowal> pwned
[04:01] * Kowal was kicked by Anusien (The Atog Lord made me do it.)
[04:01] * Kowal has joined #TheManaDrain
[04:01] <Kowal> pwn3d
[04:01] <Anusien> pwn3d
[04:01] <AtogLord> how do i kick someone?
[04:01] <Kowal> ninjitsu obv
[04:01] <Kowal> stupid
[04:01] <Anusien> uhh
[04:01] * AtogLord ninjitsu
[04:01] <Anusien> I use mIRC
[04:01] * ScrubLife sets mode: +o Kowal
[04:01] * You were kicked by Kowal (anusien thinks brassman is sexy)
[04:01] * Attempting to rejoin channel #TheManaDrain
[04:01] * Rejoined channel #TheManaDrain
[04:01] * Topic is 'New Game! Fill in the Blank: [23:26:56] <[Roxas]> I have these AWESOME _____________________'
[04:01] * Set by Arakkis!~Arakkis@27eos112.eosinc.com on Sun Oct 15 00:26:50
[04:02] <Kowal> ew fag
[04:02] <Kowal> now is time for beds
[04:02] <Kowal> gg
[04:02] * Kowal has quit IRC
[04:02] <AtogLord> ENJOY THE HANGOVER
[04:02] * ScrubLife sets mode: +o Anusien
[04:02] * Anusien will not be hungover
[04:02] * Anusien will sleep too.
[04:02] <AtogLord> night
[04:07] <AtogLord> anyone else up for a game or two?
