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« on: October 20, 2006, 05:19:24 pm »
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« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2006, 03:59:54 am »
That is one of the most memorable headlines EVER.


The only other headline which beats that is on the article about Jeb Bush's private plane being hit by lightning:

"God tries to kill Jeb Bush, fails."
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« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2006, 08:08:16 pm »
Quote from: Magi on October 23, 2006, 03:59:54 am
That is one of the most memorable headlines EVER.
The only other headline which beats that is on the article about Jeb Bush's private plane being hit by lightning:
"God tries to kill Jeb Bush, fails."

My favorite was just after Limp Bizkit's guitarist quit, and they were auditioning a replacement: "Limp Bizkit Needs Talent".
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« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2006, 03:31:01 am »
Scanning the internet for funny headlines is awesome. Here's some more:

PROSTITUTES APPEAL TO POPE

PANDA MATING FAILS; VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER

WAR DIMS HOPE FOR PEACE

COUPLE SLAIN; POLICE SUSPECT HOMICIDE

JUVENILE COURT TO TRY SHOOTING DEFENDANT

CRACK FOUND ON GOVERNOR’S DAUGHTER

LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUTS CUT IN HALF

HOSPITAL SUED BY SEVEN FOOT DOCTORS

SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET CRASH, EXPERTS SAY

DRUNK GETS NINE MONTHS IN VIOLIN CASE

STOLEN PAINTING FOUND BY TREE

and my personal favorite (note the flavor text on the pic):

MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH
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<BR4M> I like that. which half of god do you believe in?
<j_orlove> the half that tells me how to live my life
<j_orlove> but not the half that tells me how others should live theirs

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