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« on: March 12, 2007, 10:24:58 pm » |
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What is the worst possible to thing to say during sex? If there's no clear winner, when posting dies off, we can start a poll but I can't imagine that will be necessary. Inspired by this comic. To start things off: "Happy Birthday Grandma!" |
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« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2007, 11:03:45 pm » |
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I don't know, there's a lot of things that can be pretty brutal here. I'm not going to list my worst ideas, as they are too tasteless to print and be held against me later. I'm pretty sure calling her by her father's first name would be enough to end a relationship. It's certainly more messed up than a bucking bronco.
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« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2007, 10:15:51 am » |
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"Ohh, that's so good. Much better than your sister."
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« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2007, 11:24:13 am » |
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« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2007, 11:41:44 am » |
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Worst thing a woman ever said to me when we where at it while she was laying on her back was: "I'll think I'll paint the ceiling blue, light blue..." I don't know about the worst thing you can say during sex, but the two worst I have said are: "Are you sure you're not left-handed?" Followed shortly by: "Stop. Let me do that." |
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« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2007, 05:46:58 pm » |
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"Your mother gave me AIDS"
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« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2007, 01:38:56 pm » |
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"FYI, your pussy's not nearly as tight as your daughter's* ass."
* Replace with "son" if you really want to push it over the edge.
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« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2007, 03:10:43 am » |
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start talking about any ex girlfriend during sex.
Admit you are gay.
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« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2007, 09:44:33 pm » |
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"HA HA!! FOOLED YOU!! I WASN'T WEARING A JIMMY PROTECTOR."
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« Reply #9 on: March 16, 2007, 05:24:07 am » |
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"Oops, it started bleeding again..."
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« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2007, 09:25:27 am » |
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I'm pretty sure calling her by her father's first name would be enough to end a relationship. Oh man. That is so good. |
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« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2007, 01:00:42 am » |
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"How do you actually spell your name, anyway?"
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well, maybe it's not the worst...
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« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2007, 01:09:19 am » |
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"We're sharing so much... now it'll burn when you pee."
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« Reply #13 on: March 17, 2007, 02:35:41 am » |
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"Say 'baa.' Come on baby, do it."
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« Reply #14 on: March 17, 2007, 08:37:16 pm » |
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Do I ummmm give you money now or something?
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« Reply #15 on: March 19, 2007, 03:05:14 am » |
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"Say 'baa.' Come on baby, do it."
Ouch, is that an original? It's the funniest here, I think. |
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« Reply #16 on: March 25, 2007, 01:48:19 pm » |
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it's the best I could come up with on short notice
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« Reply #17 on: March 25, 2007, 04:29:08 pm » |
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it's the best I could come up with on short notice
Actually this quote might be the worst thing to say during sex. |
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« Reply #18 on: March 25, 2007, 04:38:07 pm » |
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"Say 'baa.' Come on baby, do it."
We have a winner folks. Let's just end this thread right now because nothing can beat that.  |
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« Reply #19 on: March 25, 2007, 09:34:12 pm » |
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"I feel naughty. Let's play 'Bush and Cheney'"
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« Reply #20 on: March 25, 2007, 10:14:36 pm » |
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"I feel naughty. Let's play 'Bush and Cheney'"
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« Reply #21 on: March 28, 2007, 11:11:54 am » |
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"Cunning Wish for Tinker!"
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« Reply #22 on: March 28, 2007, 11:02:52 pm » |
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"Cunning Wish for Tinker!" "Tinker's a sorcery. Get off me, noob!" edit - 2,000th post. Yeah.  |
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« Reply #23 on: March 29, 2007, 02:16:51 am » |
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"Tinker's a sorcery. Get off me, noob!" There's actually a true story behind my suggestion, and it's only slightly less embarassing than exclaiming it during sex. Which reminds me: "Good game" when you roll off seems pretty bad, too. |
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<j_orlove> I am semi-religious
<BR4M> I like that. which half of god do you believe in?
<j_orlove> the half that tells me how to live my life
<j_orlove> but not the half that tells me how others should live theirs
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« Reply #24 on: March 29, 2007, 02:48:21 am » |
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"Tinker's a sorcery. Get off me, noob!" There's actually a true story behind my suggestion, and it's only slightly less embarassing than exclaiming it during sex. Which reminds me: "Good game" when you roll off seems pretty bad, too. Then at least say "GG" Which implies that saying something like ROFL or ROFLWPIMP while being at it is probably a bad idea as well... |
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« Reply #25 on: March 29, 2007, 10:06:51 am » |
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T-O DAVE FEINSTEIN!!!!
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« Reply #26 on: March 29, 2007, 10:46:09 am » |
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"Tinker's a sorcery. Get off me, noob!" There's actually a true story behind my suggestion, and it's only slightly less embarassing than exclaiming it during sex. Which reminds me: "Good game" when you roll off seems pretty bad, too. I want to hear. Also, fans of Something Positive should be suggesting "PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU". |
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« Reply #27 on: March 29, 2007, 01:03:28 pm » |
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TO DAVE FEINSTEIN!!!! ...at climax, obv. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner. I want to hear. It was a while ago. I dreamt about a deck that would totally wreck Vintage. I half woke up in the middle of the night and scribbled the gist of my idea on a piece of paper so as to not forget. I went back to sleep feeling pretty good about myself. I woke up cheerfully that morning, not remembering why. When I got out of the shower, my gf handed me the piece of paper I had momentarily forgotten about, asking: "What does this mean?". It said: "Cunning wish for Tinker." Um....yeah. |
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<j_orlove> I am semi-religious
<BR4M> I like that. which half of god do you believe in?
<j_orlove> the half that tells me how to live my life
<j_orlove> but not the half that tells me how others should live theirs
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« Reply #28 on: March 29, 2007, 03:44:52 pm » |
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TO DAVE FEINSTEIN!!!! ...at climax, obv. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner. Disagree For instance, I'd give it to this submission over that one: "Attack with Craw Wurm!... GIANT GROWTH!" |
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« Reply #29 on: March 31, 2007, 12:38:03 am » |
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It's hard to compare. On the one hand: TO DAVE FEINSTEIN!!!! , vis-a-vis, Attack with Scryb Sprites... GIANT GROWTH!!!! have two completely different flavors. The second would be the orgasmic outcry of a nerd who only rarely, if ever, gets laid. Yelling "TO DAVE FEINSTEIN!!!!" when you're getting off has far a more reacher and disturbing connotation; one that's frankly, just very creepy. I'm LLOL ['literally laughing out loud'] when I think I fucked up that is. |
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