I'd like to congratulate Tragedy Illissius as the winner of 3CB Tournament #96! This week saw Karakas + Leyline of Singularity being rather useful, especially against the Show and Tell decks, and the Restore Balance/Durkwood Boar combination was again a winner. My apologies for the delay in getting this done, but I have family visiting from Australia and have had lots of gatherings to attend. The turnout wasn't so hot, but after some doubt over which scoring method to use, that's not surprising. I ended up sticking with the status quo to make it easier, but there is some sentiment for something different entirely, so I thought we could try a Trinisphere/Upwelling format for a change. See below for the rules.
Edit: My apologies to Illissius and Tragedy in particular and everyone in general - I'm not sure how I missed Illissius' second deck, but I did, and it was entered in time, so I've redone the results. I also changed the two bonus point additions to 30 for the relevant decks, as Illissius has a good point there, too.
3CB Tournament #96 Card list:Mesmeric Fiend
Nezumi Shortfang
Blackmail
Cabal Therapy
Abandon Hope
Pulse of the Dross
Pox
Mind Swords
Smallpox
Coercion
Nullstone Gargoyle
Form of the Dragon
Ghost Quarter
Strip Mine
Wasteland
The Rack
Balance
Glacial Chasm
Trinisphere
Null Chamber
Any deck that can have more than 2 mana in its mana pool on the first turnAny deck that can force the opponent to discard more than one card in a turnAny deck that can goldfish on turn 1Any deck that can't win if the opposition does nothing e.g. Mishra's Workshop, Trinisphere, Wheel of Torture (aka The Mise Prize, given out to decks that score lots of 2-2 draws)Decks:1   The Old Man   -   Magecraft 2k7   -   Mox Pearl   Mox Sapphire   Meddling Mage
2   Illissius   -   Shock Rocker   -   Black Lotus   Swarmyard   Barbed Shocker
3   Godder   -   Down on the Swamp   -   Bayou   Thallid   Duress
4   Nomad   -   Witnessing Fortune   -   Black Lotus   Eternal Witness   Wheel of Fortune
5   Yare   -   Resistance is Futile   -   Mishra's Workshop   Sphere of Resistance   Soldevi Sentry
6   The Old Man   -   I win Turn 2   -   Black Lotus   Show and Tell   Serra Avatar
7   Technogeek5000   -   New Balance deck   -   Mox Pearl   Restore Balance   Ivory Giant
8   ReAnimator   -   Black Thabbath   -   Black Lotus   Deathspore Thallid   Blackmail
9   Technogeek5000   -   Lands FTW!!!   -   Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale   Mishra's Factory   Petrified Field
10   ReAnimator   -   Land Ho! Yarrrr   -   Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale   Sheltered Valley   Mishra's Factory
11   Tragedy   -   Super Secret Platinum Tech   -   Black Lotus   Show and Tell   Platinum Angel
12   Yare   -   Oh Rats   -   Black Lotus   Ravenous Rats   The Rack
13   Illissius   -   Let's Do That Balance Thing Again   -   Gemstone Mine   Restore Balance   Durkwood Baloth
14   Tragedy   -   Sex with Animals   -   Isamaru, Hound of Konda   Karakas   Leyline of Singularity
Results:      1   2   3   4   5   6   7   8   9   0   1   2   3   Bonus  Total  Position1|   X   3   3   3   3   3   3   3   0   0   3   3   1   1   40   69   9
2|   3   X   3   3   3   3   4   3   6   6   3   3   4   3   30   77   3
3|   3   3   X   3   3   3   3   3   0   0   3   3   0   0   40   67   11
4|   3   3   3   X   3   3   4   3   4   4   3   3   3   3   30   72   7
5|   3   3   3   3   X   3   3   3   0   0   3   3   0   3   30   60   14
6|   3   3   3   3   3   X   6   3   0   0   0   3   6   0   30   63   12
7|   3   1   3   1   3   0   X   1   6   6   0   0   2   6   40   72   7
8|   3   3   3   3   3   3   4   X   2   4   3   3   4   3   20   61   13
9|   6   0   6   1   6   6   0   2   X   2   6   0   0   2   40   77   3
0|   6   0   6   1   6   6   0   1   2   X   6   0   0   2   40   76   5
1|   3   3   3   3   3   6   6   3   0   0   X   3   6   0   30   69   9
2|   3   3   3   3   3   3   6   3   6   6   3   X   6   6   20   74   6
3|   4   1   6   3   6   0   2   1   6   6   0   0   X   6   40   81   1
4|   4   3   6   3   3   6   0   3   2   2   6   0   0   X   40   78   2
After the storage lands were out in force last week, Lotus decks made a comeback as the format reversed its deceleration. Meanwhile, 3-lands.dec continues to do well, with the sole difference this week being that Petrified Field is better against Blackmail than Sheltered Valley. Even with the smaller field, the variety was still excellent.
For next time: 
Trinisphere/Upwelling! This is a somewhat different format in which there is a permanent Trinisphere and Upwelling effect in play which can't be removed in anyway. For those of you who are unsure what they do, Trinisphere makes spells cost a minimum of 3, and Upwelling stops mana pools from emptying, which allows players to store mana across turns without suffering mana burn. 
Additionally, a Sacred Ground effect is in play. This format has a banned list as below:
Banned list:Balance
Pox
Smallpox
Show and Tell
Channel
Mishra's Workshop
City of Traitors
Ancient Tomb
Mishra's Factory
Treetop Village
Any deck that can force the opponent to discard more than one card in a turnAny deck that can goldfish on turn 1Any deck that can't win if the opposition does nothing e.g. Mishra's Workshop, Trinisphere, Wheel of Torture (aka The Mise Prize)Cards from Unglued/Unhinged3-Card Blind (3CB) is a very unique game. With thanks to Zoneseek, the rules are as follows: 
- Your deck comprises 3 cards, all of which start in your hand.
- The library starts at 0 cards and you have no sideboard (Wishes fetch nothing).
- Random effects always go in your opponent's favour.
- All hands are revealed, so you always make the best possible play.
- You don't lose as a result of not being able to draw a card. If cards are put into your library, you draw normally.
- Other than the aforementioned, normal Magic rules apply.
- Decks are played against each other deck twice by the Moderator, once going first, once going second. For each win, you score 3. For each draw, you score 1. For each loss, you score 0.
- While it may seem obvious, decks may not use cards from the 3CB Banned List. Illegal decks and decks with illegal cards will be rejected.
To make an entry, PM your deck to Godder in the following format: 
Subject: 3CB Tournament #97 Entry
Deck Name Card #1 
Card #2 
Card #3 
Optional Deck discussion, random sucking up, etc.
Entries close March 31. Players may enter up to two decks, but I reserve the right to restrict entries to one deck per player if sufficient entries are received, so please designate your preferred deck, just in case.