Top 10 toys to kill your children with

[Vegeta2711]

Not that you'd want too of course, but just in case you wanted to give little Johnny an extra special gift...

http://www.radaronline.com/features/2006/12/toys.php

My favorite? Sky Dancers.

[LotusHead]

My favorite was this, because my buddy Jake (it was 1980) had this stuff (We had CABLE TV! WhOOT!), but neither of us were retarded, so we lived through it.

[Kowal]

Yeah, I had always assumed if you were a victim of these toys, you deserved what you got.  Though, the sky dancers are a bit deceiving.

[SpencerForHire]

My family own/s 4 of the 6 items listed.
Jarts (Father) (Gogo garage saling)
Sky Dancers (Sister)
Creepy Crawlers (Myself) (Also was the lame version with a protective cover)
Battlestar Galactica Missile Launcher (Myself) (Gogo garage saling)

Some day Im going to load my pockets with hot metallic plates, put phallic shaped missile launchers in my mouth and go sky dancing while hurling darts in all directions...

Oh what a day that would be...

[Matt]

Some day Im going to load my pockets with hot metallic plates, put phallic shaped missile launchers in my mouth and go sky dancing while hurling darts in all directions...
Oh what a day that would be...

Thursdays?

[Bardo]

No shit, my dad through a lawn jart through my mom's foot when I was a kid--on "accident" no doubt.

Edit - I just got to #9: "A spokesperson from the CPSC explained that 'the barrel shape of the toy seemed to invite children to put it in their mouths.' Something you could apparently say in 1979 without too much snickering."

I don't know how old I was, 4-5?, but I used to have that toy and that guy's totally right if you're a little kid going through and oral stage. :shrug: Kids are weird.